Why He’s Hot:
1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as Vampire are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and Du Liebe him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. Du see Robert is instructing Du and you’re loving every Minute of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite Du over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds Mehr like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). Du can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. Du sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told Du that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
Du can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as Vampire are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and Du Liebe him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. Du see Robert is instructing Du and you’re loving every Minute of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite Du over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds Mehr like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). Du can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. Du sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told Du that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
Du can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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