9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks Du why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks Du where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
Emmett and I watched tv for hours. I sat in the same position with my phone in my hands waiting for Collin to call. My phone started ringing and I picked it up and sagte hello very excited. It turned out to be a wrong number. Emmett and Rose were laighing at me. I ate abendessen and Collin still had not called. Alice told me to wait for him to call but he never did. I stayed up till 2:30 in the morning, me and Emmett was watching tv and playing video games. I didn't really play much attion to the game, I was hoping that Collin would call. It was 3 am so I decided to go to bed. I didn't fall asleep right away. I heard/ felt Jasper come in my room. Hey Jasper. Hey Zoey. There was a long pause... So Jasper what do Du want, its 3am? Nothing I thought I would he trailed off. Help me sleep I contued for him. Yeah, so he did and than before I knew it I was asleep.
