9: Insist she needs a new hair cut and force her to let Du do it. Give her a Mohawk.
…make sure Du do this just before she goes on a datum with Edward.
8: Tell her that Edward is really a wizard named Cedric Diggory, and that he dies in the 4th book. Refuse to explain what the heck you’re talking about.
7: Send Mike Liebe letters and sign her name.
…afterwards Zeigen Edward these letters.]
6: Tell her Jessica and Edward are getting married. Ask her if she would like to be the bridesmaid.
5: Tell her that some people named Jane and Aro are coming to visit. Watch her scream. While you’re at it, don’t hesitate to add that James has come back from the dead and is coming with them.
4: Tell Alice that Bella REALLY wants to go shopping with her, instead of going out with Edward as planned.
3: Knock on her door. Scream “I Liebe Edward and he loves me!” Run really fast…
2: Two words: Edward slash.
1: Don’t do anything. Just watch a conversation between her and Emmett. He’s so good at annoying Bella.
