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200+2 Symtoms of the Obsessive Twilight Disorder!
1) Always looking out the window for a rabbit, silver Volvo, red Jeep oder a yellow Porsche!
2) Du like telling to Zufällig people who much Du Liebe Twilight!
3) “Googling” I Liebe Edward/Jacob during class way too often!
4) When Twilight was shown in a store Du walked to a person and hand them the book begging them to read it.
5) Having every Twilight picture ever made and pasted onto your Wand for a Twilight Wand of fame.
6) Moving into your own room and picking out wallpaper, Du use a Wand only for a giant picture of Edward and Bella.
7) Spending 9 and a half hours on a dial-up computer trying to download Adobe Reader to read Breaking Dawn 1st chapter and Midnight Sun!
8) Telling Twilight stories like their your own and laugh at them.
9) You’re really proud when people call Du Twihard!
10) Watching a Volvo in the gas station, running to into the store and running around yelling "EDWARD! I AM HERE! WHERE ARE YOUUUU?"
11) Du are really happy for being one of those who had the chance to watch Edward in the big screen!
12) Having at least 100 pictures of something related to twilight on your i-pod .
13) Debating with your Friends over who is better Edward oder Jacob for 5 hours.
14) If your boyfriend is jealous of a Supernatural creature!
15) Forcing your boyfriend and Friends to read Twilight!
16) Randomly talk about Twilight to Zufällig people.
17) After Lesen Eclipse trying to figure out what will happen in Breaking Dawn.
18) Making your Friends putting their hands over their ears & screaming anytime Du mention anything remotely related to Twilight.
19) Relating even the most Zufällig things to twilight (foods, songs, movies, things ppl say, etc.)
20) Yelling at the New Moon book, and begging for Edward to come back!
21) Checking the news for the “Breaking dawn” movie at least once a day!
22) Having a notebook full of reasons why Du Liebe Edward/Jacob!
23) Talking to people and ease a conversation of Twilight in it.
24) Watching the Breaking Dawn trailer way too often until something else comes out [like the other trailer thing].
25) Imagining yourself as Bella while Lesen the book.
26) Having dreams about Twilight , Edward and Bella almost every night and sometimes Du are “Bella” in those dreams!
27) Saying «Holy Crow!" on Mehr than one occasion.
28) Du get annoyed when people named Isabella prefer "Izzy" over "Bella".
29) Wanna name your child of a Twilight Character name.
30) Believing you’re a character sometimes.
31) Start wearing Topaz colored contacts.
32) Throwing a temper tantrum when people wear fangs in their vampire costume.
33) Du have spent your summer combing Foren and fanfics.
34) Having a hemd, shirt saying” I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.”
35) Having a hemd, shirt saying “Team Edward…because real man do sparkle!”
36) Get really defensive whenever someone disses the book.
37) Finding yourself thinking about twilight several times a day.
38) Accidently calling your Friends Twilight names.
39) Find yourself wishing that Du are a vampire.
40) Feeling sad sometimes because Edward is a fictional character and you’ll never meet him ….
41) despite the fact that deep inside Du still think (hope never dies) he might be real!
42) Buying a whole magazine just so Du can rip out the poster with Twilight on it and stick it on your wall.
43) Having a special place in your bibliothek consisting of only 4 Bücher (twilight, new moon, eclipse and breaking dawn, and possibly a spot reserved for midnight sun)
44) Having Edward as the only real "man" in your life.
45) Having all the Twilight Fan sites saved on the Favoriten bar thing.
46) Du get depressed because maybe you´ll never have someone as great as Edward for you!
47) Walking across a red Volvo and starting squealing and demand that the color must be changed to Silver.
48) Knowing the last and the first word of every book!
49) Your mother can recognize every Twilight character only Von your description!
50) Constantly saying Du are like Bella Swan, hoping one day, someone will say "i'll be your Edward, if Du be my Bella" because, only then, Du will be truly happy.
51) Not letting any of your Friends even touch the Bücher at all!
52) Turning around whenever Du hear Edward's name!
53) Du have imagined yourself being Bella... over and over again.
54) Being mad because your Friends don't understand your obsession and don't even try to read the book.
55) Du are in the internet all day, in a twilight-related website!
56) Du have pushed one of your best mates off a chair giving them a really big bruise because they threw your New Moon copy on the floor...well eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
57) Du don't wanna speak again to your friend’s boyfriend because he read the blurb of Twilight and sagte 'Nah, sounds boring!'
58) Your Friends don't know what Du mean when, in an argument involving choosing sides on your part, Du say 'I am Switzerland'!
59) Du know who Diego,Vladimir, Heidy, … are.
60) Du have read the Bücher over and over and….over again!
61) Du watch a film and when the main character says “You are my life” to the girl he's in Liebe with, Du say "that's so Edward” and “When Edward says it, sounds better”.
62) Du have searched in Youtube for Debussi's music!
63) Watching France against England in Euro 2012 and Du suddenly wanna France to be the winner because there’s a player with the name Debussi which remindes Du of Edward!
64) Du think Sparkling Vampire are cool!
65) Du squealed at the cinema when they showed a trailer for Breaking Dawn, and everyone turned and looked at you.
66) Sometimes Du think Du just saw Edawrd walking in the other side of the street.
67) When all Du wear is blue clothes cause Edward loves it on Bella!
68) Du cover your room, MySpace, facebook, locker, folders, and everything else Du own with twilight décor.
69) Du have listened to the soundtracks millions of times!
70) Du stay up practically all night after you've seen the midnight Wird angezeigt of Breaking Dawn on the computer raving about how good the movie was!
71) Du always look for pilz ravioli on menus when Du go to Italian restaurants!
72) Du randomly talk to strangers that are also obsessed with twilight for hours at the bookstore.
73) Du wake up in the morning and go to eat breakfast saying "breakfast for the human!!"
74) Du are Lesen this list!
75) Du Threatened to tape your 10 Jahr old little cousin’s mouth SHUT during the Breaking Dawn movie.
76) Du are at the mall talking to a poster of Edward asking him "Mi Amor...Why ? WHY are Du not real?" and people stare at Du like Du are a maniac!
77) Having a pic with Du and Edward’s poster!
78) Du turn around when someone says the word Twilight!
79) Du have an extremely high score in the Addicted to Twilight application on Facebook.
80) Du own every single Twilight T-shirt, poster, key chain, button, etc…
81) Du have googled “I am in Liebe with Edward Cullen”
82) Du dream about Twilight and dream about Lesen the words from the pages.
83) Du are complaining because Du are aging really fast, every Sekunde Du get older.
84) Du have Du favourite Twilight Quote sticked in your wall.
85) Having as your Passwort words such as “Twilgiht4ever, JustBella, EdwardMaisenCullen, TeamJacob, SparklingVamps, Mymonkeyman etc…)
86) Watch the movie heaps of times to be as close to Edward Cullen as possible.
87) Counting Volvos from your window!
88) Du got at least 3 people to hate Twilight with a passion because Du talk about it so much. One of those haters even made a T-shirt that sagte "I hate Twilight."
89) Du have tried to read other people’s minds Von staring at them…”Sex…money…sex…money…cat!”
90) Du are trying to ignore the haters because Du know that THEY ARE SO WRONG!”
91) When it's sunny Du read Bücher outside, trying hard not to look at a baum cause Du know Edward is watching you.
92) Du have a folder on your computer called "Twilight" sorted into different files of Fan fiction, Youtube videos, interviews, icons, pictures.
93) When Du see twilight posters Du spend an Stunde with your friend positioning your head exactly so it fits where Bella’s would be.
94) Du have started listening to the classical Musik which Edward likes.
95) When the sun goes down Du say to people "this is the safest time for us!"
96) Wou wear a blue dress with stilettos to prom and complain the entire way through.
97) Du cried when Du first read “Forever and Forever and Forever”
98) …You are still crying every time Du read it!
99) ”From all things about me that could frighten you, Du worry about ...” -->You know what goes next!
100) Du name a pet oder give someone a nickname of a twilight character.
101) Edward and some other characters have inspired Du in many different ways.
102) When all Du think is about is how sweet Edward is and Du wish Mehr guys were as sweet and caring he is.
103) Wishing Du lived somewhere buy woods just to walk in the woods and scream at the oben, nach oben of your lungs COME GET ME IM REAADYYY!
104) Du can memorize everything the character sagte in the book.
105) Du dream about becoming a vampire.
106) Du like Muse even Mehr now!
107) Du look at red apples in a completely different way.
108) Du look at lambs and lions in a completely different way!
109) Sometimes Du unlock your bedroom window so that Edward will find it easier to get in if he is out there somewhere.
110) Du have actually spent hours staring at your Edward Cullen poster without getting bored.
111) Du will definitely buy a silver Volvo, a black Mercedes oder a red umwandelbar, konvertierbar, cabrio when Du are older.
112) Du pay much Mehr interest to Romeo and Juliet.
113) Du re-read oder read for the first time “Wuthering Heights”.
114) Du now want a wedding dress inspired Von Edward’s era!
115) Du will never be really happy until Du fall in Liebe with a vampire.
116) Du cried when Edward leaves Bella in new moon (even on the eighth time Du read it.)
117) Du want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break.
118) Du want to visit Volterra once in your life!
119) Wondering if “Volterra” really existes and Googling it. (it does exist)
120) Du start imagining scenes from the Bücher in your head before Du go to bed/ school/ the mall/ the toilet/ who knows?
121) Du print (Googled) pictures of Edward.
122) You’ve thought of joining all the Twilight Fan Clubs that there are.
123) Du go on vacation to a paradisiacal place but instead of looking at the sea, Du read "Eclipse".
124) Du can’t stop watching the Filme series over and over.
125) Du wonder who is a better kisser, Edward oder Jacob?
126)You have tried to smell your blood to see of Bella was right in her discription.
127)Ballet studios creep Du out.
128) Du have something to do with twilight on your mind all of the time.
129) Du own a set of plastic vampire fangs.
130) Du googled “adrenaline rush”.
131) Every song Du listen to somehow reminds Du of twilight.
132) Du believe in Vampire and have some suspects!
133) You've seen the first movie at least 10 times, and know all the lines!
134) Du are counting untill Breaking Dawn Part II!
135) Du Teach your 3 Jahr old cousin the names of the characters .
136) Du get your 10 Jahr old sister addicted to twilight.
137) Du get your 24 Jahr old sister addicted to twilight .
138) Du look at your boyfriend and think :" Dammit why don't Du sparkle?"
139) Du can't stop smiling when someone talks about Bella and Edward!
140) Du quote large sections of the Bücher Von memory.
141) Du plan to take a road trip to La Push!
142) When people ask Du to describe your perfect man he tends to be pale, golden eyed with bronze hair.
143) “Edward” no longer sounds like a boring old-English name.
144) Starting constant arguments with your friends/family/total strangers that Vampire and Werwölfe really DO exist !
145) No man will ever compare to Edward Cullen.
146) Du wish Alice Cullen was your best Friend.
147) Du get anxious and wish Jasper was there.
148) The only thing your listened to for 2 months straight was the soundtrack.
149) Du had a screaming match with your mum because she wanted to read twilight in the sun and Du didn’t want the pages to go yellow and actually started crying…
150) When Du started studying mitosis and meiosis in science Du screamed!
151) Du were studying an artist in art called reuben Patterson Du immediately started Tag dreaming about Robert Pattinson.
152) Du like Aro and the Volturi even though they are the the bad guys!
153) Having a Liste with your “Favorite Twilight Quotes”
154) Having a Liste with “My favourite Twilight Pages!”
155) Du get into screaming matches over who’s better - Edward oder Jacob.
156 ) Being in Liebe with Mehr that one characters, Edwrad,Jacob,Jasper,Emmett,Seth at the same time!
157 ) Begging everyone Du meet to read the book and even people over the internet .
158) Du now like Supernatural creatures Mehr then Du could ever imagined!
159) Du suddenly see your friend Jessica differently!
160) Du compare your doctor to Carlisle.
161) Du start using words like 'ostentatious' and 'irrevocably'.
162) Du have tried talking to Edward in your thoughts hoping he’ll be here!
163) Thunderstorms make Du think of vampire baseball
164) Du wish for your Edward Cullen daily.
165) Du smile every time Du meet someone with a name from the books!
166) Du screamed at the movie because it was WRONG !
167) Du fall asleep with the book in your arms.
168) Your Friends are afraid to ask Du what Du want to talk about!
169) Du wonder what your blood would smell like to a vampire.
170 ) Whenever Du see an apfel, apple on the edge of a tabelle knock it off on purpose and try to do the roll up leg apfel, apple thing.
171) Edward Cullen is your screen saver oder Hintergrund on your computer.
172) Du buy a husky, paint it russet and call it Jacob
173) Du got 49/45 on your science test because it was on mitosis!
174) Du are totally broke because Du buy every twilight thing Du ever see!
175) Du listened to the soundtrack 50 times non stop when Du first got it!
176) Du start screaming in shopping centers and everyone looks at you, when Du see a twilight item Du haven't seen before!
177) Rain makes Du very happy and thunderstorms make Du even happier!
178) Du know the answer to every trivia Frage in the Twilight board game.
179) You've gone to Google maps typed in Forks Washington found local pictures and downloaded one oder Mehr of them as the background for your desktop.
180) Du enter your room at 00.00 in order to sleep and Du are hoping to see Edward sitting on your bed!
181) Instead of Schreiben about wars and battles in your history test , Du try to explain to your teacher what "imprinting" means!
182) Sometimes Du fell that if Du hadn’t read Twilgiht, today Du would be a coplitelly different person.
183) Du have spent 1000 hours of your life wondering if Vampire exist!
184) When Du see a silver Volvo driving down the road and Du chase after it screaming for Edward to stop the car !
185) If Du could be part of any book, Du would like to play in Twilight.
186) The first thing Du think of is "What would Edward do?" in every situation.
186) Du try to catch a glimpse of the driver whenever Du see a silver Volvo pass by.
187) Start wondering if Du prefer …ice oder fire…?
188) Finding yourself thinking “Edward would never do that, Edward would never say that…”
189) Smiling when Du hear Zufällig people around Du talking about Twilight …
180) …and interputting them because she called Carlisle, “Caaarlisle!”, it’s Carlile…isn’t that difficult, is it?
182) Your Icon is related to Twilight!
183) …and your Motto is a quote from the books!
184) Du are laughing because Du know Du have done half of the above!
186) Du try to find similariteis between normal boys / men from your school/neightborhood and Edward!
187) Your Prince Charming drives a Silver Volvo!?
188) Du imagine yourself fighting against the Voltury, practising with Jasper, laughting and joking with Emmett, and go shopping with Alice!
189) Du have imagined Edward’s smile over and over again and Du can’t find someone with a better smile!
190) Every time Du finish Lesen the book Du actually read even the irrelevant pages in the end!
191) When it’s hot Du wish for Edward’s hug and when it’s cold Du want your personal Weltraum heater.
192) When Edward left in New Moon Du kinda felt he anbonded not only Bella but Du too!
193) Du have promised to your Friends and your relatives several times that Du ‘ll never talk about Twilight again but Du break your promise way to easy.
194) Every time Du read the Bücher Du are trying so hard to remember how Du felt the first time Du read it.
195) Du wish Du could feel the same again.
196) Even though Du are completely in Liebe with Edward Cullen if Du had the chance to make him Liebe Du , Du wound never separate him from Bella because as everyone knows…they were made to be together!
197) Wasting your time Lesen these reasons and posting your own Kommentare about this!
198) Du know that Twilight isn’t probably the best book Du have read but …still is your favourite!
199) Starting feeling really happy when Du realise that Du are in some way lucky because Du belong to the Twilght Family and to the Twilght Generation!
200 ) Being really really REALLY proud for Lesen Twilight and even Mehr proud because Du loved it!
201) Knowing that the Tag of the Twilight end is close but still…not feeling bad becauce everything comes to an end and Du will always have the Bücher and the Filme in your bibliothek …
202)…but not only there! Du will always have them in a special place in your heart!
hey all i forgot to post this yesterday.All my Friends say its amazing so...Im gonna stop talking and let Du read :)
Preface:
She tried to get passed me but all i did was push her as far away as possible from the people I love. How do Du keep the people Du Liebe safe? When Du have to keep yourself safe, sicher first? How do Du keep the person Du Liebe safe? When that person doesnt Liebe Du anymore? How do Du keep your Liebe safe, sicher when your whole world changes?
So what do Du think? Hope ya like it!! :)
Preface:
She tried to get passed me but all i did was push her as far away as possible from the people I love. How do Du keep the people Du Liebe safe? When Du have to keep yourself safe, sicher first? How do Du keep the person Du Liebe safe? When that person doesnt Liebe Du anymore? How do Du keep your Liebe safe, sicher when your whole world changes?
So what do Du think? Hope ya like it!! :)
This story take place after Nessie is born. Zoey has been in the family since The begining of twilight. Although I don't cover anything from the books. Whatever happen to Bella it happen to Zoey accept getting pregant with a half vampire half human baby. Zoey is in Liebe with Jacob Black but Jake is in Liebe with Nessie. Alice and Jasper are practically her parents. She fill like the outsider because she is not a vampire, warewolf oder like Nessie. The Volturi have dicided that she can be a human, until a Tag after she turns 17. She has her GED so she doesn't have to go to school.
Ok don't get me wrong I Liebe the Cullens but take a look at what I would do if I was a Cullen
I would hot wire Edwards car and take it for a joy ride
I would go into my life story when ever I'm board
I would never sleep so I would jump all over
I use the saying "oh bite me" alot and I don't normaily get into fights but this is the Cullens we'r talking about
Sometimes I say my thoughts out-loud
I would think about Jakes body
I would be mad that I'm young and no guy would want to datum a girl like me
I'd copy Edward
I'd piss off Edward
^^If I did I'd say Bella did it^^
I might crack up when he trys to hold his anger
I would jump off a big baum a yell "I belive I can fly"
And most of all I'm Crazy
So tell me if I should be a Cullen
I would hot wire Edwards car and take it for a joy ride
I would go into my life story when ever I'm board
I would never sleep so I would jump all over
I use the saying "oh bite me" alot and I don't normaily get into fights but this is the Cullens we'r talking about
Sometimes I say my thoughts out-loud
I would think about Jakes body
I would be mad that I'm young and no guy would want to datum a girl like me
I'd copy Edward
I'd piss off Edward
^^If I did I'd say Bella did it^^
I might crack up when he trys to hold his anger
I would jump off a big baum a yell "I belive I can fly"
And most of all I'm Crazy
So tell me if I should be a Cullen
