-Renesmee-
I was exhausted. I wanted to hold my baby so badly, but consciousness didn't stick around long enough.
I was walking in a forest. Not the La Push forest, I was sure. It must have been the one in Forks. Suddenly, I saw light ahead. I pushed past the greenery, until I came to a small circular clearing, with many differently coloured Blumen dotted everywhere. Your typical fairytale scene. Mehr importantly, there were two people in the centre. With a shock, I realised I was looking at my parents. But there was a subtle difference. My mother was human. She looked so... fragile. But nothing could have hurt her at that moment. She was cradled against my dad's chest, and I'm pretty sure that was the gooiest moment I've ever seen my parents in. Weird. I was seeing my parents before I was even born. Ha ha. They would find this one funny.
"Renesmee... are Du awake yet?" I vaguely heard. Probably Jacob, I reasoned. How I was able to reason anything was beyond me.
"Mhmm..." I groaned.
"Leave her be. She's tired." Jasper? No, Carlisle. Defintely Carlisle.
"Are Du sure?" Worried.
"She'll be fine, Jacob." Calming.
I felt heavy. Like I was made of lead. Nevertheless, I managed to stretch my hand up and grab Jacob's reassuringly warm hand. I held it to my face, and drifted.
I was exhausted. I wanted to hold my baby so badly, but consciousness didn't stick around long enough.
I was walking in a forest. Not the La Push forest, I was sure. It must have been the one in Forks. Suddenly, I saw light ahead. I pushed past the greenery, until I came to a small circular clearing, with many differently coloured Blumen dotted everywhere. Your typical fairytale scene. Mehr importantly, there were two people in the centre. With a shock, I realised I was looking at my parents. But there was a subtle difference. My mother was human. She looked so... fragile. But nothing could have hurt her at that moment. She was cradled against my dad's chest, and I'm pretty sure that was the gooiest moment I've ever seen my parents in. Weird. I was seeing my parents before I was even born. Ha ha. They would find this one funny.
"Renesmee... are Du awake yet?" I vaguely heard. Probably Jacob, I reasoned. How I was able to reason anything was beyond me.
"Mhmm..." I groaned.
"Leave her be. She's tired." Jasper? No, Carlisle. Defintely Carlisle.
"Are Du sure?" Worried.
"She'll be fine, Jacob." Calming.
I felt heavy. Like I was made of lead. Nevertheless, I managed to stretch my hand up and grab Jacob's reassuringly warm hand. I held it to my face, and drifted.
I probaly sagte thank Du thirty times.
When I heard that they didn't have a place to stay i offered for them to stay here. They aren't living in out hotel room but they are only to doors away.
When i woke up i turned to susans side.She wasn't there. A note took her place.
It read
Dear Chris,
I am pretty sure i got Du with the note!
The guys sagte Du would think i left. (it worked)
We are hanging out in their room and we are playing spin the bottle. (what!)
Love,
Susan ps. got Du again!
I looked at her hand Schreiben it was very pretty.
I got dressed and walked to the elevator.When i noticed i pressed two when i didn't even have to change from 11 the doors closed.I pressed the 11 button mabye 5 times.When it went up I sighed.
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to be continued...
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the herz with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
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9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the herz with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
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10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Du and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Du are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Du and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Du are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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