Here's one for today! Read at my spot patrisha727 for more! (PS: for those who do go to my spot, this is repeated.)
Bella's POV
Crap! I agreed with Edward to not do it, but we did the opposite. I admit it, I was pretty absorbed. But since I'm also a vampire, there was ALOT Mehr damage. The headboard was broken, (COMPLTELY THIS TIME!) some picture frames were broken, (YIKES!) and oh man, some of the walls had dents and HOLES!!!
What did we do!!?!?!?!? Yup, I guess Esme will never allow us to come back here. I sighed. I didn't pay attention on what we did to cause the damages. The only thing Edward and I could do now is to NOT let anyone in here.. especially Carlisle and Esme.
Edward hands were stroking my hair, still laying on the bed. We were already dressed up, but I was getting lazy. It's been awhile since I actually felt tired.
Edward pulled my off the bett and carried me to the front door.
" What are y-" I started to say.
" Let's go visit Carlisle," he told me. I had to giggle a little bit, he carried me all the way to the house.
Once we got to the house, Carlisle, Esme, Jasper, and Emmett looked very bored.
" Well, are we going to find our ladies oder what!?!?!??!" Emmett nearly yelled.
Before anyone was about to answer, I heard someone scrreaming! This scream was vaguely familiar.... ROSE!!!!!!!!!
Bella's POV
Crap! I agreed with Edward to not do it, but we did the opposite. I admit it, I was pretty absorbed. But since I'm also a vampire, there was ALOT Mehr damage. The headboard was broken, (COMPLTELY THIS TIME!) some picture frames were broken, (YIKES!) and oh man, some of the walls had dents and HOLES!!!
What did we do!!?!?!?!? Yup, I guess Esme will never allow us to come back here. I sighed. I didn't pay attention on what we did to cause the damages. The only thing Edward and I could do now is to NOT let anyone in here.. especially Carlisle and Esme.
Edward hands were stroking my hair, still laying on the bed. We were already dressed up, but I was getting lazy. It's been awhile since I actually felt tired.
Edward pulled my off the bett and carried me to the front door.
" What are y-" I started to say.
" Let's go visit Carlisle," he told me. I had to giggle a little bit, he carried me all the way to the house.
Once we got to the house, Carlisle, Esme, Jasper, and Emmett looked very bored.
" Well, are we going to find our ladies oder what!?!?!??!" Emmett nearly yelled.
Before anyone was about to answer, I heard someone scrreaming! This scream was vaguely familiar.... ROSE!!!!!!!!!
-Renesmee-
Von the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes Du look cute."
"Are Du on his side oder mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be Mehr supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
Von the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
Von the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes Du look cute."
"Are Du on his side oder mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be Mehr supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
Von the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
10. Tell him only to address Du in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have Mehr fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Liebe thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the schreibtisch in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy oder McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have Mehr fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Liebe thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the schreibtisch in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy oder McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”