10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Du and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Du are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Du and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Du are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
Dear Twist of Fate Fans,
THANK U GUYS ALL SOOOOOO MUCH! for all your Kommentare and messages!...School is done for me and i got over the flu(NOT swine thank god!) so i have not been able to write lol. the Weiter one will be out later today oder at the latest Monday b/c i will be busy tomoro!...thanx for all the support....just_bella....renesmeblack...
VAMPirella1997...mcclare34..._madz_....
patrisha727 (the reason i wrote this message cuz shes getting ansty lmao)
..Bella_Cullen902...nataliespn...and to everyone who likes the story and who has commented!! thanx everyone!!
PS: Dinosteph if Du read this cant wait for the Schreiben competition!!!
PPS:sorry for the grammar cuz i wrote this reaalllllyyy quik!
THANK U GUYS ALL SOOOOOO MUCH! for all your Kommentare and messages!...School is done for me and i got over the flu(NOT swine thank god!) so i have not been able to write lol. the Weiter one will be out later today oder at the latest Monday b/c i will be busy tomoro!...thanx for all the support....just_bella....renesmeblack...
VAMPirella1997...mcclare34..._madz_....
patrisha727 (the reason i wrote this message cuz shes getting ansty lmao)
..Bella_Cullen902...nataliespn...and to everyone who likes the story and who has commented!! thanx everyone!!
PS: Dinosteph if Du read this cant wait for the Schreiben competition!!!
PPS:sorry for the grammar cuz i wrote this reaalllllyyy quik!