Fashion Critic Slams Victoria Beckham's Royal Wedding Look
We all know who won the best-dressed award at Friday's royal wedding (Kate Middleton, natch), but which guest was the biggest fashion disappointment?
No, it wasn't one of Prince Andrew and Fergie's daughters (those crazy hats!). According to Entertainment Tonight fashion guru Steven Cojocaru (aka "Cojo"), the worst-dressed honors go to the usually impeccably attired Victoria Beckham.
"She looked like an extra in Twilight," Cojo tells Us Weekly of Beckham's dark-navy dress and Philip Treacy topper. "She looked like an old widow in mourning attire. The kopfbedeckung, kopfbedeckungen was less a hat, and Mehr of a giant hockey puck glued to her noggin. And the ponytail was too casual and cutesy for such a formal important event."
Ouch! But Cojo had kinder words for her hubby David Beckham. "He looked so dashing and sharp. He really is Prince Charming."
The 35-year-old Fußball star, sterne wore a suit Von Ralph Lauren Purple Lable with personalized "DB" sterling silver cufflinks.
David wasn't afraid to gush about the nuptials in a Kürzlich Facebook video message. "It really is amazing. Our country needs it. Our country wants it. The British public Liebe the royal family.'
Victoria, meanwhile, has a Fan in Kate Middleton, who has requested formal items (not a wedding dress, though!) from her spring/summer collection.
We all know who won the best-dressed award at Friday's royal wedding (Kate Middleton, natch), but which guest was the biggest fashion disappointment?
No, it wasn't one of Prince Andrew and Fergie's daughters (those crazy hats!). According to Entertainment Tonight fashion guru Steven Cojocaru (aka "Cojo"), the worst-dressed honors go to the usually impeccably attired Victoria Beckham.
"She looked like an extra in Twilight," Cojo tells Us Weekly of Beckham's dark-navy dress and Philip Treacy topper. "She looked like an old widow in mourning attire. The kopfbedeckung, kopfbedeckungen was less a hat, and Mehr of a giant hockey puck glued to her noggin. And the ponytail was too casual and cutesy for such a formal important event."
Ouch! But Cojo had kinder words for her hubby David Beckham. "He looked so dashing and sharp. He really is Prince Charming."
The 35-year-old Fußball star, sterne wore a suit Von Ralph Lauren Purple Lable with personalized "DB" sterling silver cufflinks.
David wasn't afraid to gush about the nuptials in a Kürzlich Facebook video message. "It really is amazing. Our country needs it. Our country wants it. The British public Liebe the royal family.'
Victoria, meanwhile, has a Fan in Kate Middleton, who has requested formal items (not a wedding dress, though!) from her spring/summer collection.
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have Mehr fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? Liebe thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the schreibtisch in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy oder McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
The movie adaptation of Twilight sequel Breaking Dawn is going to be the sexiest of all the Filme in the saga.
Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg promises that the final Twilight installment will have the sex scene, although it may not have the birth scene.
Rosenberg described the Breaking Dawn sex scene between Pattinson's Edward Cullen and Stewart's Bella schwan this way:
“Breaking Dawn will be sexier [than its predecessors.] I think we can get awfully sexy with a PG-13, I’m not worried about the rating. I know a lot of Fans are like, ‘We have to go R to do it justice,’ but I don’t think so. I think it’s going to be pretty hot. Way hot!”
Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg promises that the final Twilight installment will have the sex scene, although it may not have the birth scene.
Rosenberg described the Breaking Dawn sex scene between Pattinson's Edward Cullen and Stewart's Bella schwan this way:
“Breaking Dawn will be sexier [than its predecessors.] I think we can get awfully sexy with a PG-13, I’m not worried about the rating. I know a lot of Fans are like, ‘We have to go R to do it justice,’ but I don’t think so. I think it’s going to be pretty hot. Way hot!”