Total Drama USA
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was Lesen the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both sagte trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call Du in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for Du must be from them," Jessica sagte with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do Du guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the Zeigen when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The Zeigen was on the road, like it oder not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids sagte yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they Liebe the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was Lesen the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both sagte trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call Du in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for Du must be from them," Jessica sagte with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do Du guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the Zeigen when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The Zeigen was on the road, like it oder not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids sagte yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they Liebe the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Eva's Journal
Man, what a horrible day. I've already dealt with terrible bimbos who wanted me to do 45 Minuten of excercising, but I already told them that I do only 30 minutes. What the hell were they trying to do, kill me?! I was lucky I didn't kill them, but I was damn lucky that me that had to pumpe my own body into kicking those men in the balls. The Weiter day, they came Von my house, and told me that the gym was going to be painted, so I took my wokout to my upstairs gym, which was Weiter to the closet. I showed them the way and stastically told them to hang in there until I managed to get my exercise equipment. They couldn't take the scent of the room, so they managed to get out and leave my house, making them quit their jobs as my personal trainers. My other one came back to me and dealt with what happened on his vacation. I hope I never see those sons of bitches again. They make me sick.
Man, what a horrible day. I've already dealt with terrible bimbos who wanted me to do 45 Minuten of excercising, but I already told them that I do only 30 minutes. What the hell were they trying to do, kill me?! I was lucky I didn't kill them, but I was damn lucky that me that had to pumpe my own body into kicking those men in the balls. The Weiter day, they came Von my house, and told me that the gym was going to be painted, so I took my wokout to my upstairs gym, which was Weiter to the closet. I showed them the way and stastically told them to hang in there until I managed to get my exercise equipment. They couldn't take the scent of the room, so they managed to get out and leave my house, making them quit their jobs as my personal trainers. My other one came back to me and dealt with what happened on his vacation. I hope I never see those sons of bitches again. They make me sick.
