Total Drama USA
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was Lesen the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both sagte trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call Du in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for Du must be from them," Jessica sagte with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do Du guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the Zeigen when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The Zeigen was on the road, like it oder not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids sagte yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they Liebe the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was Lesen the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both sagte trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call Du in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for Du must be from them," Jessica sagte with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do Du guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the Zeigen when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The Zeigen was on the road, like it oder not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids sagte yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they Liebe the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Harold's Journal
After being voted off the game, I've decided to take Mehr efficent actions in my spare time. I dreamed about being on Jersey Shore, and it had just came true. MTV was holding auditions for their new spin-off, "Jersey Shore: Off the Chain". Leshawna didn't care if I was on some show, she knew there was a piece of me inside of her. The night of the premiere was so intense I wasn't even sure what to do, but I gave it my best shot and nailed it out. Leshawna saw my performance and loved it.
After being voted off the game, I've decided to take Mehr efficent actions in my spare time. I dreamed about being on Jersey Shore, and it had just came true. MTV was holding auditions for their new spin-off, "Jersey Shore: Off the Chain". Leshawna didn't care if I was on some show, she knew there was a piece of me inside of her. The night of the premiere was so intense I wasn't even sure what to do, but I gave it my best shot and nailed it out. Leshawna saw my performance and loved it.
Blaineley's Journal
I can't believe Chris. That stuck-up son of a hündin thinks he can vote me off, but that is so unfair! I was supposed to be the host! Me! Fuck him and his dumbass schemes. Last night, I had a vision in which I murdered Chris with a shotgun, and he fell off a cliff. I was like "Oh, my God, that is an awesome idea." I had announced it on "Celebrity Manhunt" and sagte that I wish Chris was dead. It was possible, but it was one thing I sagte insulting about Chris. I should kick his arsch hard!
I can't believe Chris. That stuck-up son of a hündin thinks he can vote me off, but that is so unfair! I was supposed to be the host! Me! Fuck him and his dumbass schemes. Last night, I had a vision in which I murdered Chris with a shotgun, and he fell off a cliff. I was like "Oh, my God, that is an awesome idea." I had announced it on "Celebrity Manhunt" and sagte that I wish Chris was dead. It was possible, but it was one thing I sagte insulting about Chris. I should kick his arsch hard!
Cody's Journal
What the hell was I thinking? I almost had sex with Sierra. I might've saved her arsch out of a destroyed plane, but now I look at her and every now and then she's in bett with me and attempting to molest me, making me think that we're gonna masterbate. Lucky for me I was able to get out of her area before it got worse, and horrible! Out of all the twisted challanges of season 3, that was the most horrible thing I've ever done in my life, Weiter to getting mauled Von bears and Gwen beating me up.
What the hell was I thinking? I almost had sex with Sierra. I might've saved her arsch out of a destroyed plane, but now I look at her and every now and then she's in bett with me and attempting to molest me, making me think that we're gonna masterbate. Lucky for me I was able to get out of her area before it got worse, and horrible! Out of all the twisted challanges of season 3, that was the most horrible thing I've ever done in my life, Weiter to getting mauled Von bears and Gwen beating me up.