(In the tune of Beautiful Von Christina Aguilera; enjoy!)
(whisper) I don't wanna lose . . .
Every Tag is so difficult
It's all the fault of Chris McLean
Now and then our dignity is smashed
From all the pain, it's so overrated
I am a winner, no matter what Chris says,
Even though I didn't win last season!
I am a winner, in all the wrong ways (according to him),
Yes, even if I didn't win last season!
So don't drop me from the plane today!
To all the others, you're utterly hopeless!
So consumed in all your victories.
Trying hard to avoid elimination
The drama's on, left your morals in San Juan
And now Chris is sayin'
"You're a loser, but thanks for the ratings!
Along with your loss last season!
You're such a loser, other losers would be offended!
Especially with your loss last season!
So get out of the plane today!"
No matter if we lose,
No matter if we win,
When the challenges are over,
The day'll be done and through with
And everywhere we go,
There'll always be one loser
But after quite a few weeks,
There'll be one that's victorious!
'Cause we're all winners, no matter what Chris says,
Even if we all didn't actually win!
Yeah, we're all winners, not including Duncan 'cause he quit!
Even if the contract states there's only one winner!
But we're all being dropped today!
(whisper) I don't wanna lose . . .
Every Tag is so difficult
It's all the fault of Chris McLean
Now and then our dignity is smashed
From all the pain, it's so overrated
I am a winner, no matter what Chris says,
Even though I didn't win last season!
I am a winner, in all the wrong ways (according to him),
Yes, even if I didn't win last season!
So don't drop me from the plane today!
To all the others, you're utterly hopeless!
So consumed in all your victories.
Trying hard to avoid elimination
The drama's on, left your morals in San Juan
And now Chris is sayin'
"You're a loser, but thanks for the ratings!
Along with your loss last season!
You're such a loser, other losers would be offended!
Especially with your loss last season!
So get out of the plane today!"
No matter if we lose,
No matter if we win,
When the challenges are over,
The day'll be done and through with
And everywhere we go,
There'll always be one loser
But after quite a few weeks,
There'll be one that's victorious!
'Cause we're all winners, no matter what Chris says,
Even if we all didn't actually win!
Yeah, we're all winners, not including Duncan 'cause he quit!
Even if the contract states there's only one winner!
But we're all being dropped today!
Courtney
Gwen
Heather
Izzy
Eva
Beth
Harold
Noah
Trent
Yurie
Yumi
Sumer
Brianna
Daisy
Andrea
Brooke
Donna
Anaciapari
Nelly
Lauren
Karen
Jacki
Brittnay
Geena
Rikki
Andi
Lisa
Ronnie (half)
JG
And more...
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To all the rest of us not on this list, we are thankful. Duncan has many loves, and fortunatley, we aren't any of them. And we are thankfull for that.
THIS Artikel IS NOTHING OFFENDING THE DUNCAN FANGIRLS, I WAS JUST BORED SO I MADE IT
Gwen
Heather
Izzy
Eva
Beth
Harold
Noah
Trent
Yurie
Yumi
Sumer
Brianna
Daisy
Andrea
Brooke
Donna
Anaciapari
Nelly
Lauren
Karen
Jacki
Brittnay
Geena
Rikki
Andi
Lisa
Ronnie (half)
JG
And more...
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To all the rest of us not on this list, we are thankful. Duncan has many loves, and fortunatley, we aren't any of them. And we are thankfull for that.
THIS Artikel IS NOTHING OFFENDING THE DUNCAN FANGIRLS, I WAS JUST BORED SO I MADE IT
Perfection Von Cage 9
I am perfection
Perfection
I am perfection
So take your best shot, give it all Du got, I'll Zeigen Du all!
Some things are exactly what they seem
I will define the things Du dream
Go check the scores again
All mine are perfect 10
They broke the mold when they made me
They saw perfection
Perfection
They saw perfection
I am perfection
I hold your life here in my hands
Though Du try hard to understand
[?] one Mehr time
A few of the rules will break
You'll wake up knowing just who I am
I am perfection
Perfection
I am perfection
So take your best shot, give it all Du got, bring it on!
I know it isn't fair
I am perfection
Perfection
I am perfection
So take your best shot, give it all Du got, I'll Zeigen Du all!
Some things are exactly what they seem
I will define the things Du dream
Go check the scores again
All mine are perfect 10
They broke the mold when they made me
They saw perfection
Perfection
They saw perfection
I am perfection
I hold your life here in my hands
Though Du try hard to understand
[?] one Mehr time
A few of the rules will break
You'll wake up knowing just who I am
I am perfection
Perfection
I am perfection
So take your best shot, give it all Du got, bring it on!
I know it isn't fair