Kenny Rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and your all on my reality Zeigen bitches!!
Gwen: ok?
Kenny rogers: Thats right Total drama kenny rogers and Hey Hey Hey here are the teams
Kenny rogers: Team uno- Gwen, Harold, Alejandro, Courtney and Cody
Courtney: I cant be on a team with her *points at gwen*
Kenny rogers: Well tough luck im the boss *hits harold in the head with bottle*
Cody: what the hell
*camera goes to harold*
Harold: ahhh *on the ground*
Kenny rogers: Oh dont worry hes fine
*camera goes to kenny rogers*
Kenny Rogers: On Team Magical is Duncan, Heather, Geoff, Izzy and Owen.
Geoff: party!!!!
Kenny rogers: duhhhh
Gwen: what should we do now
Kenny rogers: *throws bottle at harold again* How bout one of these challanges
Harold: ah hah ahah the pain
*camera goes to an Ice cream parlor*
Kenny rogers: OK your first challange is an ice cream eating contest
Owen: sweet
Kenny rogers: your banned from this challange
Owen: why
Kenny rogers: cause Im magical
Kenny rogers: its gonna be harold vs. geoff
Geoff: your going down nerd
Harold: bring it party boy *gets bottle broken over head* ahh
Kenny rogers: ah ha ha ha
*camera goes to tabelle with tons of ice cream on it*
Kenny rogers: OK Du have 2 Minuten to eat as much ice cream as Du can also there is going to be some distractions
Kenny rogers: go!!!
*geoff and harold start eating ice cream as fast as they can*
Geoff: this is to easy
Harold: aghhh BRAIN FREEZE!!!!
Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *dumps giant bucket of boiling water on geoff*
Geoff: ahh it burns *on the ground in pain*
Harold: *still eating ice cream* the brain freeze it burns
Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *hits harold in the head with bottle*
Harold: *falls face first in the ice cream*
Kenny rogers: TIMES UP!!! NOBODY WINS
Duncan: wtf man
Courtney: yeah this was pointless
Kenny rogers: your fired!!
Courtney: what
Kenny rogers: but i gave Du immunity so stay
Courtney: really
Kenny rogers: No now leave my Zeigen now
Courtney: dammit
*at the studio*
Kenny rogers: on the Weiter Zeigen stuff will happen
*at the Team uno's hotel*
Cody: well courtneys gone and I dont care!!
Gwen: well there goes my biggest threat yes
Alejandro: ehh
Harold: I think i got a concussion
*camera goes to team magicals hotel*
Duncan: dammit courtneys gone well I still have gwen
Heather: No comment
Izzy: explosivo
Geoff: it burns *falls over*
Owen: why was I banned
*credits role*
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Gwen: ok?
Kenny rogers: Thats right Total drama kenny rogers and Hey Hey Hey here are the teams
Kenny rogers: Team uno- Gwen, Harold, Alejandro, Courtney and Cody
Courtney: I cant be on a team with her *points at gwen*
Kenny rogers: Well tough luck im the boss *hits harold in the head with bottle*
Cody: what the hell
*camera goes to harold*
Harold: ahhh *on the ground*
Kenny rogers: Oh dont worry hes fine
*camera goes to kenny rogers*
Kenny Rogers: On Team Magical is Duncan, Heather, Geoff, Izzy and Owen.
Geoff: party!!!!
Kenny rogers: duhhhh
Gwen: what should we do now
Kenny rogers: *throws bottle at harold again* How bout one of these challanges
Harold: ah hah ahah the pain
*camera goes to an Ice cream parlor*
Kenny rogers: OK your first challange is an ice cream eating contest
Owen: sweet
Kenny rogers: your banned from this challange
Owen: why
Kenny rogers: cause Im magical
Kenny rogers: its gonna be harold vs. geoff
Geoff: your going down nerd
Harold: bring it party boy *gets bottle broken over head* ahh
Kenny rogers: ah ha ha ha
*camera goes to tabelle with tons of ice cream on it*
Kenny rogers: OK Du have 2 Minuten to eat as much ice cream as Du can also there is going to be some distractions
Kenny rogers: go!!!
*geoff and harold start eating ice cream as fast as they can*
Geoff: this is to easy
Harold: aghhh BRAIN FREEZE!!!!
Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *dumps giant bucket of boiling water on geoff*
Geoff: ahh it burns *on the ground in pain*
Harold: *still eating ice cream* the brain freeze it burns
Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *hits harold in the head with bottle*
Harold: *falls face first in the ice cream*
Kenny rogers: TIMES UP!!! NOBODY WINS
Duncan: wtf man
Courtney: yeah this was pointless
Kenny rogers: your fired!!
Courtney: what
Kenny rogers: but i gave Du immunity so stay
Courtney: really
Kenny rogers: No now leave my Zeigen now
Courtney: dammit
*at the studio*
Kenny rogers: on the Weiter Zeigen stuff will happen
*at the Team uno's hotel*
Cody: well courtneys gone and I dont care!!
Gwen: well there goes my biggest threat yes
Alejandro: ehh
Harold: I think i got a concussion
*camera goes to team magicals hotel*
Duncan: dammit courtneys gone well I still have gwen
Heather: No comment
Izzy: explosivo
Geoff: it burns *falls over*
Owen: why was I banned
*credits role*
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Chris:GOING THROUGH Fans THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team Stimmen someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM popcorn GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team star, sterne beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM star, sterne GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team star, sterne vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team Stimmen someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM popcorn GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team star, sterne beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM star, sterne GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team star, sterne vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. Du two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of Du will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night oder not but still one of Du will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: graubraun, dun graubraun, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did Du guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause Du Lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And Du piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the Weiter episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. Du two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of Du will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night oder not but still one of Du will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: graubraun, dun graubraun, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did Du guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause Du Lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And Du piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the Weiter episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck Weiter time,huh?
........…..........................eat Mehr waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a Liste of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck Weiter time,huh?
........…..........................eat Mehr waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
....................................................................................................
Here's a Liste of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom