Total Drama Island Article: TDI: Hell's Cruise Ship Ep. 2

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posted by Lolly4me2

Everyone: *sleeping*
Kieran: *on loud speaker* EVERYONE!! WAKE UP!! THERES A *burp* RABBIT dachs LOOSE ON THE SHIP!!
Sofie: *smirk and evilly giggles*
Girls: *groan*
Lisa: *sleeping*
Sofie: *holds up Lisa's hand* Hey EVERYONE LISA IS ON BOARD, STARTING 2 HOURS AGO!! She wanted to come, too, so we let her :D
Girls: *sleepily wave hands at Lisa*
Lisa: o.o
Kieran: *runs up to Sumer who's still in bed* WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT RABBIT BADGER!!
Sumer: Ugh, I don't want to...
Kieran: *pushes her off ship into water* THEN Du DIE!! :3
Sumer: AHHHH!! *paddling*
Duncan: *dives in after her and helps her out*
Sumer: *cough cough*
Duncan: Du Ok?
Sumer: *presses hands on his chest* YES.
Duncan: ._. *walks away*
Sofie: Ok, that will never happen again. Right Kieran?
Kieran: RABBIT BADGER!!
Sofie: See? :D

Girls: *doing chores*
Sofie: Good job! ^^ Me and Kieran have to go think up an insane way to torture Du for the day, so... just keep cleaning! *thumb up and walks away*
Vanessa: *runs to Duncan* Hi Duncan!
Duncan: *carving skull* ... Hi...
Vanessa: Are Du listening to me?
Duncan: ...
Vanessa: I Liebe Du :3
Duncan: ... Thats nice...
Vanessa: -___- *walks away*

Lisa: *skips to Duncan* Hi Duncan!
Duncan: *carving skull* ... Hi...
Lisa: How are you? :)
Duncan: ... Fine...
Lisa: Are Du paying attention to what I'm saying?
Duncan: *blows wood chips away*
Lisa: >_< *walks away*

Sofie: *walks to Duncan* Duncan, we need Du to--
Duncan: WHY DO Du KEEP BOTHERING ME!? *sees Sofie* heh, hellooo ^^'
Sofie: ._. ... Never mind. *walks away*

Sofie: *standing Weiter to Kieran* Girls! We have your challenge!
Girls: *listen*
Sofie: All 12 of Du will have to spend 15 Minuten in a room with our co-host, Kieran Dillane.
Kieran: 8D
Girls: o_o
Sumer: Eh, that doesn't seem to hard.
Kieran: Haha, silly girl 83

*everyone but Sofie Duncan, and the rest of the boys, are in a locked room with Kieran*
Kieran: ... Hey EVERYONE Du WANNA SEE MY CAT TIM?! *pulls Tim out of pocket*
Tim: *deep voice* Hey hows it goin' ._.
Girls: 0_0'

*outside room in lawn chairs*
Duncan: *sitting with Sofie* ... So...
Sofie: ... So...
Duncan: ...
Sofie: ...
Duncan: SEX? 8D
Sofie: NO!! -__________-'

*in room*
Kieran: Du GUYS WANNA SHARE LUNCH WITH ME?! *pulls outmoldy crusty lunch box*

*outside in lawn chairs*
Duncan: Plleeeaaassee?! 8D
Sofie: NO, PERVERT!!--
*screams heard inside room and Sumer and Lisa jump out window and run to their kabine room*
Sofie and Duncan: o_o
Sumer: *slams into door* GAH!! *fall*
Lisa: o_o *drags her in room unconsious*

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Jamie105 Jamie: Hmmm she hit her head? I know what to do to get her memory back. *looks at Sofie* this will hurt sorry *smacks on same spot sofie hit her head on* Sofie: OWW! Jamie! Why'd u........u.....Jamie? Duncan? Ryoga? Ranma? Jamie: I'm not the much of an idiot Ryoga: Bless u blonde one! Jamie: Yeeah....

Lolly4me2 Ryoga and Ranma: SOFIE YOUR OK! 8D *glare at each other* *punch each other* *both fall/fail* Sofie: Huh...? What? *looks around* Wow... that was... I feel... [i]wow...[/i]

Jamie105 Jamie: sorry 'bout the hit on the head....

Lolly4me2 Sofie: Heh, no problem. I think I'm all better now and WHERE IS PANTYHOSE TARO!? Tee hee hee! :D *runs around looking under things* Paaanntyyhoosseeee Taaarrooo!! *lifts up bed* Not there. Ranma and Ryoga: *looks at each other* TT3TT [they hate him XD]

Jamie105 Jamie&Duncan: *look at each other* O_____o Jamie: errrrrrrr Duncan: ........ Jamie: *Sees Ranma and Ryoga* Uh....ohhh....u guys k?

Lolly4me2 Ranma and Ryoga: GRRR! PANTYHOSE TARO BETTER NOT BE HERE! WE'LL KICK HIS-- Sofie: *pushes them out of the way* PAAANNYYHOOOSEE TAARROOOO! :D

Jamie105 Jamie: Guys calm down! Why do you guys hate him?

Lolly4me2 Ranma: He's a jerk! He has no mercy for women, and all because he hates his name he's determained to destroy anyone who gets in the way of him murdering Happosai. Ryoga: OOO I hate him! Sofie: But his name sounds so cute! :3

Jamie105 Jamie: No mercy for women!? Oh.... he's gonna get it! Duncan: *laughs* I wouldn't mess with her, she can destroy an entire army! Jamie: Don't even try to be on my good side, Duncan......

Lolly4me2 Duncan: I didn't, GOSH! Ryoga: Thats what Pantyhose Taro said to sweet Akane... and then... Ranma: *folds arms and turns away* Sofie: Oh-- SHE WAS A BITCH ANYWAY! -_-

Jamie105 Duncan: We should sacrafice Jamie to them......she's just as vicious........ Jamie: Don't even THINK about it! *kicks hard* Duncan: OW! Ryoga&Ranma: Hmmm Jamie: What?

Lolly4me2 Ryoga: Go in there and fight like a man, Jamie! *pushes her into a room where Pantyhose Taro is randomly standing* Pantyhose Taro: Huh-huh. >:) Sofie: PANTYHOSE TARO!? Pantyhose Taro: It's AWESOME Taro, dammit! Sofie: ^^' O-ok. Pantyhose Taro: *turns back to Jamie* It's true what Saotome and Hibiki have said about me. You think I will be merciful just because you are a woman? *snaps pantyhose at Jamie and ties them around her arm, jabbing her with his foot and sending her to the ground* Jamie: UGH--! *falls on the floor* Pantyhose Taro: Huh-huh. >:) Sofie: Oooo! Awesome Taro! That was so KEWL! *jumps on his shoulders and hugs him* I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!! Pantyhose Taro: I said, BACK OFF! Sofie: *kisses his cheek* ^^ Pantyhose Taro: *blushes* [i]Grrrr[/i]... YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!? *slams Sofie against the wall* ~ Ranma and Ryoga: *listening behind the door* SO-- Duncan: *crashes through the door* SOFIE!! Sofie: *on the ground* Oooh.. Cameron: JAMIE!! *runs to her side*

Jamie105 Jamie: C...C...Cameron? *sees Pantyhose* oohh ur gonna get it!!!!!!!! *breaks free* *kicks pantyhose hard* Panyhose: Ugh..... Jamie: *attacks pantyhose* Pantyhose: Ow. Ow! OW!! *falls to ground* YOU WIN! Everyone else except Pantyhose&Jamie: O.O Jamie: That's right, don't mess with Jamie.

Lolly4me2 Ranma: *hopping all over the place* HAHAHA YOU GOT BEATEN BY A GIRL!! X'D Pantyhose yaro: *looking at fingernails* Beaten, huh, [i]cross-dresser[/i]? Ranma: O__O RRAAAAHHH!! *tries to punch him* YEEW!! Pantyhose Taro: Huh-huh. *turns to Jamie* So... little girl, you think you've beaten me? Jamie: Yeah yeah, you'll be back and all that crap. Pantyhose Taro: WRONG! This is only the beginning! *[i]THUNDER CRACKS[/i]* *[i]It starts to rain...[/i]* Ranma and Ryoga: *look at Pantyhose Taro* DAMN! *runs away* RRRUUUNNN!! EVERYONE RUU-- Pantyhose Taro: *transforms in Jensenkyo-cursed body* -- [Pantyhose Taro was exposed to the water, like Ranma and Ryoga, in "The Ground of Accursed Springs" when he was born. Happosai bathed him in the most accursed spring in all of Jensenkyo: The Spring of Drowned Yeti Riding an Ox Holding an Eel and a Crane. Now, whenever he gets wet he is turned into, and Ryoga calls it; "A Demon." A 60 ft. tall mixture of all of the animals that drowned in that spring, with the strength of 1,000 men] Jamie: Wha...? o_o Sofie: KEEEEEWWLLLL! 8DDDD Duncan: Who's side are you on?! Pantyhose Taro: *grabs Jamie and holds her up* Huh-huh. >:) Jmaie: Ugh..! Cameron: JAMIE!! *tries to punch Pantyhose Taro* LET HER DOWN! LET HER DOWN! Pantyhose Taro: [i]FOOL![/i] *kicks him against boat wall* >:) Cameron: *smashes against wall and makes a GIANT dent* Oohh...

Jamie105 Jamie: CAMERON! No one messes with MY hubby! Duncan: *laughs* oh man she's PISSED!!!! Jamie: *screams in anger* Pantyhose Taro: Huh? Jamie: *uses a super punch* Panyhose Taro: *Flies out door*

Lolly4me2 Pantyhose Taro: Hm. -_- *gets back up* *grabs Jamie again and flies up* Cameron: J-Jamie.. Sofie: *flapping her arms* SO KEWL SO KEWL! Duncan: He's... too strong... Ranma: Thats what we've been trying to tell you! Only I'VE been able to beat him, and even so, I needed Shampoo, Ryoga, Mousse, AND Akane just to bruise him! Ryoga: She's doomed. u_u *wlaks away* Ranma: ¬¬ *dumps water in him* Ryoga: *turns into P-chan* SQUIIIE!! Duncan: HA! We're in the same leaky boat, eh, Ryoga? ^^ Ryoga: ._. Sofie: *puts hand in the middle* LETS GO GET JAMIE! ^^ *everyone puts hand in the middle* Everyone: FOR JAMIE! :D

Jamie105 Jamie: Ow! Okay ur crazy maaaan! Pantyhose Taro: I'm crazy?! You're the one who thinks they can defeat me! Jamie: True.... Pantyhose Taro: Yupp......... Jamie: Mhmmm... [lol]

Lolly4me2 Pantyhose Taro: *brings Jamie to to his.. home.. place.. thing by the ocean, and keeps her tied in Pantyhose in one of the rooms* Jamie: LET ME GO! Pantyhose Taro: *dumps hot water on himself and turns human again* We'll see.. after the cross-dresser and his moronic friends come to "save" you. Jamie: Maybe your underestimating Ranma's strength, Pantyhose Taro. Pantyhose Taro: HA! I'v fought him before, and let me tell you something; he's 30% weaker in his female state. Lucky for you, this island here is FULL of water traps-- and look there, we're at the end of the ocean on this mountain! Jamie: ... Pantyhose Taro: Soon, they will come for you.. and when they do.. Huh-huh.. you'll see.. [Pantyhose Taro] http://www.freewebs.com/ranma-omega/Pictures/Pantyhose%20Taro.JPG

Jamie105 Jamie: In the mean time.....wanna play manopoly? Pantyhose Taro: I'd thought you'd never ask! :D I am a champion Jamie: BRING IT! Pantyhose Taro&Jamie: *play manopoly* [XD]

Lolly4me2 Lol. Thats nice of you. Panthose Taro: ... GAH--!! WHAT AM I DOING!? *slaps board away* Are you trying to [i]trick[/i] me, dear girl? HUH? GET ON MY "GOOD SIDE"?! Well it won't work! *grabs Jamie and runs out the door* Jamie: I SAID LET ME GO! LET GO LET GO! Pantyhose Taro: *sigh* >:( *running down the side of a cliff* ~ Ranm, Ryoga, Sofie and Duncan: *running to the cliff on the beach* Sofie: WE'RE COMING, ASHELY! Duncan: Jamie. Sofie: JAMIE! Cameron: She got amniesia or somethin'? Duncan: Yeah.. for a while, now, actually. Ranma: *on his cell phone* Ok.. good. Get him, too. HURRY! *hangs up* Ryoga: Who was that? Ranma: I called up Mousse and Shampoo. They said they would help us. Sofie: OOOO! THE DUCKY AND THE KITTY?! Ranma: In a way, yes. Sofie: EEEEEEE!<333 *all keep running*

Jamie105 Jamie: Look! I got a few questions! I promise if you untie me, I won't escape. Pantyhose Taro: But if you do..... Jamie: If I do, I will allow you to do your worst on anyone, even me. And you can have my manopoly board. Pantyhose Taro: Deal! *unties* Jamie: *sits on rock near by* Thanks. Now, can you explain why I can fight like this? And why I'm here? It's Duncan's and Ryoga's fault. I didn't even WANT to fight you. I knew I wasn't that strong! But NO! They didn't listen! Why doesn't anyone listen?!

Lolly4me2 Pantyhose Taro: *sitting on a rock, silently, watching the waves below on the beach crash onto the shore* ... Saotome... Hibiki... my sworn enemies... I knew, together, they could defeat me. But now, my island is stronger-- more powerful to withstand the very maximum strength of both men. Jamie: ... Pantyhose Taro: I have nothing against you, girl. I don't like you, either. But what you think is not why your here. This isn't a prom, this isn't a party, so it really doesn't matter if your here are not. What matters is that those fools coming to save you now are most definately on their way. Jamie: I... I can't believe you! Pantyhose Taro: What you call evil, I call intelligence.

Jamie105 Jamie: *sighs* I know *looks at the ocean**hair is blowing softly[lol idk]* If you have nothing against me, then is just a trap to catch Saotome and Hibiki? I have to say that's genius. Pantyhose Taro: Thanks Jamie: Yup, *has look as if something is on mind* Pantyhose Taro: There's something wrong, what is it? Jamie: It's nothing....

Jamie105 Jamie: ...... *hears Sofie from distance* *gasps* POantyhose Taro: *Grabs Jamie's arm* *runs back to house thingy* Jamie: Ow...........

Jamie105 hahaha i just read these over again, this was a while ago XD