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Chef: Last time on TDRC! The lazy Maggots went on a hunt to find the mutant Tiere to give them a hair cut. Blond haired hot boy flirted with the goody-goody which mad swimmer boy mad. Miss nicey nicey tried to flirt with mister nicey-nicey! In the end, it was Robert who got eliminated. Hello Maggots! I bet your wonder why I'm doing this intro! Well, Chris is gone to a award Zeigen so I'm here to hurt the maggots to their limit.... oder burn them to death. What will I do? Find out right now on Total... Drama.. Reality Check!

(theme song)

(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Lia: Okay! May listen up!
May: Yes captain Lia?
Lia: Du are going to ask Mathew out today!
May: Okay, but first Du and Jordan has to be get together.
Lia: (sigh) He doesn't even notice I'm alive.
May: Well then we have to get him to notice you.
Lia: How?
May: Draven's been hitting on Du right?
Lia: Yeah. And it's annoying.
May: Well... then Du have to hit on him to.
Lia: The only "hitting on" I'm doing to Draven is going to come from my fist.
May: Do Du want Jordan to notice Du oder not?
Lia: (sigh) Fine.
Chef: (intercom) Maggots! Outside now!
Lia: Oh no. If we have Chef today... I'm going to-
Chef: NOW!
(Outside of trailers)
Chef: Everyone listen up! Today's challenge is-
Draven: The optical course pain! a 200 yard bär crawl, 100 jumping jacks, 50 push-ups with Chef's Essen on our backs, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall, then a cooking challenge-
Chef: SHUT UP MAGGOT! I'M TALKING!
Draven: What? I read what all the challenges are for the rest of the season. I know what-
Chef: SHUT UP oder YOU'LL MAKE EVERYONE DO DOUBLE THAT!!
Draven: But I'm just saying-
Cole, Chilly, Jordan, Marissa, Elisa, Liza, Lia, May, Vincent, and Mathew: SHUT UP!!
Draven: fine. Bitch.
Chef: (eyes start twitching) Okay! Now the challenge is a 400 yard bär crawl, 200 jumping jacks, 100 push-ups with a brick on your back, yeah that's going to hurt Mehr than my foot, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall. And if Du don't do all that in under 20 minutes... YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN!!
Everyone: (groans)
Cole: Thanks a lot Draven.
Draven: what?
Elisa: Ummm... Chef sir?
Chef: WHAT?!
Elisa: What reality Zeigen is this based off of?
Chef: The first challenge is not based off anything. The 2nd one though is! NOW GO!!!
(Everyone starts bär crawling)

(20 yards later)
(May is crawling on the right side of Lia and Draven is crawling on the right and Jordan is about 5 yards behind her with Mathew right beside him)
Draven: So... Lia... How's it going.
Lia: Shut up you-
May: (cough)
Lia: I mean, good. It's going good. And you?
Draven: Good.
Jordan: Is Lia flirting with Draven?
Mathew: Eh. Looks like it. (crawls past Jordan)
Jordan: But I thought Lia liked me. :(

(380 yards later)
Chilly: Oh yeah! First one here!
Chef: 200 jumping jacks now!
Chilly: Oh yeah! (starts doing jumping jacks)
(Vincent then Liza come and they start doing jumping jacks)
(Marissa comes and starts doing jumping jacks then Cole)
(Lia, Draven, May, and Mathew come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(Jordan and Elisa come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(1 Minute later)
Chilly: DONE!
Chef: Grab a brick and put it on your back!
Chilly: Okay... can like an intern help with that?
Chef: INTERN!!
(3 interns come and picks up and brick and puts it on Chilly's back)
Chilly: Oof.
Vincent: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Vincent: Ow!
Liza: done!
(Intern drops brick on her back)
Liza: going down!
Cole: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Marissa: done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Draven and Lia: Done!
(intern drops brick on their backs)
May and Mathew: Done!
(intern drops bricks on their backs)
Jordan: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Jordan: Ow! I think Du broke my spine!
Elisa: Done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Elisa: Ow!
Chef: GO! GO! GO! Du got 14 Minuten left! 100 push-ups! Up-down. Up-down...

(2 Minuten later)
Chilly: And... 100! Finished! (get's up)
Chef: Du got 11 minutes! Run to the mess hall! NOW!
Chilly: okay! (starts running)
Vincent: Done! (starts running)
Cole: Finished! (starts running)
Liza: F-finally! (starts running)
Marissa: DONE! (starts running)
Lia: And... 100!
Draven and Lia: DONE! (starts running)
May and Mathew: Done! (starts running)
Jordan and Elisa: DONE! (starts running)
Chef: 10 minutes!

(halfway to the mess hall)
Draven: So... Lia...
Lia: Yeah bit- I mean hot stuff.
Draven: (holds her hand) Du think we can win this?
Lia: (smiles) Yeah. (pretends to blush and then stares back at Jordan)
Jordan: (stops) Wait.... Lia likes Draven?!
May: Looks like it.
Jordan: B- but Lia is suppose to like me! I mean she won the challenge against Annie. I- I thought we were dating. :'(

(Mess hall)
Chilly: (enters) Oh yeah! First place! WoHoo! How much time do we have left Chef?
Chef: 1 minute.
Chilly: I made it in 9 minutes? sweet!
(Cole, Vincent, and Liza enters)
Cole: Made it!
(Draven, Mathew, Marissa, and Lia enter)
Lia: Oh yeah! Made it!
Draven: Together... (looks into Lia's eyes)
Lia: Ummm....
(Jordan and May enter)
Lia: Yeah... together... (stares Mehr into his eyes)
Jordan: (gasp) :(
(Elisa enters)
Chef: Elisa! Du made it just in the nick of time! Now that everyone's here, time for part 2. A cook off. Du can make anything that want. There is materials in the kitchen. Du got 1 hour. Begin! Oh and Draven. Chris gave me orders that Du can go in there first.
Draven: Really?! Sweet! (enter küche and then screams and there is racket going on in there)
Lia: Haha- I mean... OH NO! Draven are Du okay?!
Jordan: :(
Draven: (exits and has 2 black eyes, mess hair, tons of buses, and cloths have a lot of tares in them.) Oh I'm just fine. (faints)
Cole: (laughs) Oh I'm so glad I framed Draven for stealing the phones.
Liza: Du did what now?!?!?!
Chef: WHAT?!?!!?
Cole: OH Cole! Why can't Du learn to shut your mouth!
May: So Du were the one who stahl, stola our phones?!?!?!?!?!?!? And it wasn't Draven?!?!?!?
Cole: No- I mean... aaaaaa..
Lia: Oh. Du are going to pay!
Chef: (blows whistle) Okay. Cole. Du will come outside with me and face your punishments I was going to give to Draven. Now, for the others... GET COOKING!
(Kitchen)
Mathew: So what are we going to cook first off?
Draven: I can make a mean taco.
Vincent: Mmmmm.. Tacos...
Lia: Oh! I make the best Beefaroni kasserolle on earth!
May: I Liebe Beefaroni casserole! Let's make that!
Vincent: No way! Tacos are good!
Mathew: Yeah I agree! Let's do tacos!
Draven: What ever the lady wants.
Lia: See. 3 to 2. Majority rules.
Mathew and Vincent: (sigh) Fine.
(with team Real)
Marissa: I can't believe Cole is the true one who stahl, stola our phones.
Liza: I know right. When I get my hands on-
Chilly: Guys! Focus! We need to think of something to make! Any good cooks in here?
Marissa: Joss is a good cook. :(
Liza: Oh so your thinking about Joss?!! My BOYFRIEND!!
Marissa: Liza-
Chilly: GUYS!
Marissa and Liza: Fine.
Chilly: Good. Now... where's Jordan?
Elisa: Crying in the mess hall.
Chilly: What!? Agggghh... Liza. Marissa. Elisa. Du guys go make the food. Make what ever. I'll be back with Jordan in a second.
Marissa, Liza, and Elisa: Okay.
(Mess hall)
Chilly: What the fuck man?! What's u-
Jordan: (rocking back and forth looking all crazy) Lia doesn't like Draven Jordan. It's all just in your head. Lia doesn't like Draven. Lia doesn't like Draven.
Chilly: Ummm....
(With team Fake in the kitchen)
Lia: Okay. So let's make that Beefaroni casserole! I'll tell Du want to give me okay?
Vincent, May, Draven, and Mathew: Okay.
Lia: (whispers to May) And while I do that, Du go hook up with Mathew.
May: (sigh) Okay.
Chilly: (enters) Okay I can't help Jord..... what the?
(Marissa and Liza are messy with tomate, tomaten souse on them and Elisa is in fetal position in a corner)
Liza: Joss is mine!
Marissa: I don't care! Du guys haven't been Schauspielen like boyfriend and girlfriend!
Chilly: Ladies-
Marissa:Maybe we should do the same thing that Annie and Lia did.
Liza: Okay! And I know that I'm going to win!
Marissa: yeah right!
Liza: Du wanna go?!
Marissa: Bring it!
Chilly: I'll go back and help with Jordan. (exits)
(With Team Fake)
May: So... Mathew...
Mathew: Y-yeah May?
May: Do Du wanna-
Vincent: Come on guys! Me, Draven, and Lia can't do this alone.
Lia: (slaps Vincent's arm)
Vincent: OW!
Lia: They can talk! It's important!
Vincent: Mehr important than winning this challenge?!
Lia: Y-
Mathew: Vincent's got a point. We'll have to talk later. Okay May?
May: (sigh) Okay.
Lia: grrrrr....
(30 Minuten later)
Chef: (enters) Okay! Let me try your foods!
Chilly: Where's Cole?
Chef: Infirmary. I maybe punished him a little too hard.
Liza: That's okay. He deserves that for stealing our phones.
May: Mathew, I need to ask Du something...
Mathew: Yeah?
May: Would Du go-
Chef: SHUT UP!! Time to start the challenge maggots! Now. Team Real, Du let me eat your's first!
(Team Real sets their Essen on the tabelle in front of Chef)
Chef: What do Du call this?!
Marissa: trödel, schrott, junk-e- yard surprise?
Chef: Ummmm... What's in it?
Elisa: Different kinds of meat, sauces, and other stuff.
Chef: If i die, your team loses.
Chilly: Oh great.
Chef: (takes a bite and spits it out) gross! Please! Team Fake, please let it be better.
Lia: Oh it will. My Beefaroni kasserolle is the best in the state of Pennsylvania. (sets the Beefaroni kasserolle on the table)
Chef: I'll be the judge of that. (takes a bite and then swallows and he smiles and there is a sparkle in his eyes) That was amazing!!!! Give me more! Give me more!
Vincent: So does that mean we won?
Chef: Yes it does! Yes it does! Team Fake! I'll see Du guys tonight!
Chilly: (sigh) I'll go tell Cole.
Lia: YES! We won! (jumps and hugs Draven)
Jordan: (faints)

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Okay, Team Real, time to vote someone off tonight. Du can either IM me, Posteingang me, oder Kommentar below your vote.

Here is who is on Team Real:
Cole
Chilly
Elisa
Marissa
Liza
Jordan
Chris: TODAYS CHALLENGE IS A PROM!!
First I will randomly pick a girl and a boy! Then they will pick someone and it goes on but the 3 who dont get pick will be ELIMINATED!!
Everyone: *Gasp*
Chris: *Picks* The guy is TRENT!!! And the girl is.....................KATIE!!
Trent: I PICK JADE!!
Jade: *blushes and goes up*
Katie: JARED!!!!!!!
Jared: Cool *goes up and Katie hugs him*
Chris:Ok then they will pick someone to pick next
Jade:DJ!
Jared: Lindsay!
DJ: ZOEY!!!!
Zoey: AWESOME!! *runs up*
Lindsay: NOAH!!!
Everyone: TYLER ISNT IN THIS SEA- wait She finally sagte someone besides Tyler!!
Ray: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Natalie: Welcome to Total Drama...Really?! I'm Natalie Charm and I have generously volunteered to be this season's host! We have a few old faces, 12 to be exact, and a few new faces, also 12 to be exact. This season, we're coming to Du from Malibu, California! We'll be traveling to beliebt Californian cities such as L.A. and San Francisco, but our Home base is right here on Malibu Beach. So get ready for a season of secrets, surprises, and epic twists! Right here on Total! Drama!...Really?!
*theme plays*
Natalie: Ok, so we'll bring in the old faces first. Please welcome Courtney, Gwen, Lindsay,...
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posted by izzysawsome
Tasha: Hey everybody this is a new season of Total Drama I'm Chris's Sister Tasha and I'm the host. And here comes the first contestant of Tds I welcome Natalie

Natalie: Hi Tasha it's great to be here

Tasha: *Whispers to the camra* Thats what she thinks Weiter up is Rikki

Rikki: Hi Tasha and Hi other girl *smiles*

Natalie: WOW Du have awesome teeth!

Rikki: Thanks

Tasha: Girls I welcome Jordan

Jordan: Hey Tasha

Tasha: Ya ya ya whatever. I present Rayven

Rayven: Hi Tasha

Tasha: HI ALREADY!!!

Rayven: Geez don't have to be so....

Tasha: Dare to finish that sentence! *Sinister look*

Rayven: *gulps* No

Tasha: I didn't think so. Now give it up for Jared

Jared: Hi people

Rikki and Nathalie: Whatever

Tasha: Heres Zoey!

Zoey: Hi Tasha Hi everybody I'm Zoey.

Everybody: Hi

Tasha: Heres Ray!

Ray: Hi everybody!

Tasha: Heres Penny and Samatha

Penny: Hi everybody

Samatha: Hi people

Part 2 coming soon :D
Geoff: Your kidding me right???????
Noah: No! This could really be the end of the world.
Bridgette: We have to worn the world.
Duncan: Frist Courtney!
Katie: But we don't know where she is.
Izzy:woho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
geoff: Izzy????
Izzy: I know where courtney is.
Duncan: where?
Izzy: Hop on my vine.
Duncan: Your crazy!
Izzy: I know i am.
Duncan: how about u walk me there.
Izzy: ok.
Geoff: I'll go on main straße with bridgette.
noah: I'll go to all the state house.
Sadie: I'll go to all the houses with katie!
Duncan: I'll go tell courtney with izzy.
Izzy: yep
Noah: ok lets go!
-Monroe's P.O.V-

I logged onto Facebook as Duncan fell asleep on the couch.

'What a slob' i thought as he snored very loudly.

I looked at my notifications and noticed Alexis had accepted my friendship request.

I also had a message from her which she'd sent a few Minuten ago...

'Hey Monroe.

Erm, I know this is weird, but are Du related to a Duncan Juarez?

If Du are, can Du force him to meet up with me, Du and my mum; Courtney Renez; in the park please?

I dont know why i'm telling Du this, but i actually want Duncan and Courtney to get back together seeing as she's not exactly 'happily married'...
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-Courtney's P.O.V-

"You know that old Zeigen Total Drama Island that i was on?" i smiled at the distant memory.

"No" Alexis had a blank look on her face.

"Check it out on YouTube" i said.

"Hello gorgeous" my husband, Justin, walked in and kissed my lips.

"Ew, public display of affection, EW!" my thirteen Jahr old son, Filip, gagged.

"Its romantic" my other daughter, Tilly, sighed in awe.

Alexis went into the küche and bought her laptop into the living room.

"What'cha doing?" Justin asked.

"Watching Total Drama Island" i answered and she nodded.

He mumbled something in audible and went upstairs to take...
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- Alexis' P.O.V-

"Leave me alone Monroe!" i shrieked at the pierced punk following me home.

"Why would i do that, princess?" he smirked which infuriated me.

"Just... go" i sagte calmly as i picked up my pace to a gentle jog.

"Nice ass" i heard him snicker.

"What?" i growled at him.

"I said, nice ass, didn't Du hear me, toots?" he smirked, yet again.

"Toots?!" i stared at him, dumbfounded.

"Yeah" he laughed as he swung his arm around my shoulders pulling me closer to him.

I could smell the distinct fragrance of a 'Diesel' aftershave.

"Mmm" i sighed.

"Like it?" he asked cockily.

I pushed him away and shrieked,...
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Kenny Rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and your all on my reality Zeigen bitches!!

Gwen: ok?

Kenny rogers: Thats right Total drama kenny rogers and Hey Hey Hey here are the teams

Kenny rogers: Team uno- Gwen, Harold, Alejandro, Courtney and Cody

Courtney: I cant be on a team with her *points at gwen*

Kenny rogers: Well tough luck im the boss *hits harold in the head with bottle*

Cody: what the hell

*camera goes to harold*

Harold: ahhh *on the ground*

Kenny rogers: Oh dont worry hes fine

*camera goes to kenny rogers*

Kenny Rogers: On Team Magical is Duncan, Heather, Geoff, Izzy and Owen.

Geoff: party!!!!...
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posted by KARIxTRENT
chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants had to do duncan's phobia....and since mr.toughguy:duncan couldn't do it,we sagte goodbye to him...6 contestants left:kari,megan,nicole,aydan,kate,and selena....one winner!who will win?!find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris:today's challange ladies...is running!whoever can run farthest WITHOUT passing out wins!
kari:this bites..
selena sighed:tell me about it.
aydan:mm hmmm...
megan:yeah.
kate:agreed..
kari:may the best girl win...
sigh.
chris:ready?set?GO!
and kari is in the lead and she gets pushed Von aydan,that is breaking the rules!bye sister!
5 contestants left...one winner,who will win...?find out Weiter time on total drama dynamite!
confessions of lindsay:
lindsay was in the confession can Lesen a magizine and peeing.
kari was building a floß to float away from the headache ditz.
andrea looked at her.
kari:what?
andrea:you didnt plan on leaving her DID YOU?
kari didnt look amused:no.that would be cruel and heartless..
confessions of kari:
I planned on stranding her!ah,just playing,not that evil.but she IS annoying.
lindsay:kara,what are Du doing?
kari threw the floß and said:Ah,screw it.
nothing.
lindsay:oh no...
kari:what?
lindsay:I have to pee...
kari:then GO!
lindsay:but I cant leave our conversation!
Kari rolled her eyes:we were...
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Chris: Mysterys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duncan: What was that for?
Chris: We R going to have anouther season!
Heather: Oh great!
Chris: here R the teams! team 1! duncan, Issy, Owen, Coutney, and Eva. team 2, Heather, Lnday, Tyler, Justin, and beth! And team 3, Sierra, cody, alojodo, geoff, and bridgette! The outhers U will be my helpers! Campers! Every Tag we will have a chalnge on mysterys! One of these r the one who did it! oder me and Chefe! Well, that's mostly all. sorry that was short! well we have to get to Chcogo USA! We will have to wait till anouther Zeigen to do this! Buy!

Chris: What they don't know is that they will be recored the wole time! Buy!
INTRO:
"sup dues and dudettes? Your new host, chris here to host extreme, crazy, mentally brain challenging, bone-breaking, painful-"
"I think we get the point, Chris."chef beil yelled from the kitchen.
~commercial break~
"here we are, howz about we meet the cast?"said chris with a grim smile."lets meet Alex, Kaitlan, Nikole, Ashley, and Addrey!"
later on chris introduced nikole after alex.

"hey people! when are we going to eat?(looks around) this place looks boring, how about we turn up the volume?" Nikole runs to chris with a lighter.
"what are Du going with lighter?" sagte chris gulping...
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Sumer's POV: i was gonna kill Heather! Why? She'd read my diary out for the WHOLE viewing world to hear. Im NOT happy! "Hey heather" i greet as if nothing is wrong, but i just wanna tear her head off! GRRRR! "Hey, Sumer" she replied. "Do Du wanna hang with me in the woods?" i asked, "sure" she said. Ha. She's so naive. We went to the middle of the woods. "It's freezing" heather complained, so, to warm her up, i got out my flame thrower from my hiding place in a baum and killed her...
 Sumer (Sumerjoy11)
Sumer (Sumerjoy11)
gwen was walking at night,and she was hungry..FOR BLOOD!she saw trent.trent knew she was a vampire,but she couldnt hurt him,although he smelled so delicatable....
gwen:trent I PROMISE I will never hurt you.
kari:trent,I know what she did to you.but trent,I would NEVER hurt you.
trent:your really beautiful..
gwen bit trent. gwen tackled kari:GAH!
trent:KARI!!!!
kari:TRENT RUN!
it's cool. dont worry about me.
trent:I'm NOT running.
kari pushed gwen off of her,then trent was in the way of a car.
kari pushed trent out of the way.it was so fast Du couldnt see it,then she took off.
trent:she saved me...
Kate: Oh crap! where's my diary?! It was here in the car yesterday! Mom and dad aren't up yet so they can't possibly have it!
I Lost MY FRICKIN' DIARY! I would probley jump in a whole and kill myself if someone read it! If some one ever read that means I would be the laughing stock of TDI high!

*Cell phone rings*
Kate: Hello?
Cat: Noah and I have a Great Idea!
Kate: What how to find my diary?
Cat: Du Lost your diary? Du don't know what would happen if so-
Kate: Oh, trust went over that this morning.
Cat: Well, anyways This guy is really cute! Most beautiful brown eyes, most sparkling teeth ever,...
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Life After Lies

By Fadingsilverstar16

Chapter 4

Leniency

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"A feeling in the pit of my stomach told me it would only get worse from here."
~~

I violently jabbed the punching bag once more, my bruised and bleeding knuckles throbbing in protest. Beads of sweat streamed down my face as I unleashed my anger on the thing. My herz slammed into my chest and my mind screamed at me to stop, but I ignored it. Pure adrenaline was the only thing keeping me from passing out. I channeled all of my negative feelings into the workout dummy, and soon it seemed as if it was the manifestation of everything that went...
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I kept my head in my lap. I didn’t need to look at this newcomer. I knew who it was. Since there was only one person on this island who called me “Princess,” it wasn’t exactly hard. But sagte person was also the last person I wanted to see now. Especially after our little encounter Minuten ago.

But why did he follow me?

I could hear him approaching me, his footsteps cautious. When he was feet from me, he spoke again.

“Princess?” he repeated. “Is that you? Why did Du run?” His voice was curious and angry as he asked the question. I sniffed in response. I didn’t want to talk to...
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After the orange sun rose, the four Vampire ducked under a tree. Courtney, Gwen and Bridgette panted for air- while Kaycee looked depressed. Suddenly, she inhaled sharply and let out a wolf-like howl. When it ended, she started walking out toward the sunlight- when Gwen stopped her. "Kay, what the hell are Du doing?!"

"I'm going back." Kayce didn't look back.

"Back? To where?!" Bridge asked.

"Back to see Duncan."

"WHAT?!" Courtney and Gwen shouted.

"You'll be killed going out into that sunlight!" Courtney gasped.

"I don't care. I'll see Duncan in heaven if i have to." Kaycee said, starting to walk...
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heres how my room looks,
tv
space
couch
space
wall
so now u know so u will get the story beter ^^

ok so its the guilded chris cerimony, i sit on my couch, its either Duncan oder Justin, i whisper to myself, duncan duncan duncan PLEASE SAY DUNCAN!!!
then chris sagte justin, i flipped backwords with my couch going down with me, i screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!in a high pitched voice, i bang my hands on the ground, i look down, i notice a tear drops from my eye, then all of a sudden courtney stood up and said, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!JUSTIN SHOULD BE GOING HOME!!!, i look over, then chris sagte ur right,...
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posted by bubblegum05
"This week on TDF,we have a person who means alot to me,Cody!" *cody walks over*"Hi,Andrea.I missed you!""I missed you!!!!*cries**hugs*i'm glad i can see Du again!!"

*Sumer,Juno,Brooke and Ronnie walk over*
"Awwwwwww,you guys are so cute together!" sagte Juno."Aw,totaly!" agreed Sumer."Is it just me,or did those two just agree?" asked Brooke."Wierd.Anyways,what's todays challenge??"said Ronnie.*Andrea wipes away tears*"You're challnge today is called 'Up The Creek'.You will be NOT (i repeat) NOT getting a partner like the original.Instead,this is a solo challenge.You will get a caneo,paddle it...
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