(confessional)
Annie: Okay, so I didn't really get to spend time with Jordan, that's fine! But I know someday he will be mine. (sighs)
Lia: Wow... I got to spend most of the time with Jordan... Right until the snake pee in his mouth... Gross... But I will not give you. Du hear me Annie?! I will have Jordan just face the facts!
Blake: I'm so glad my team won again. It's a good thing for me to feel victorious.
Vincent: Dammit. Dammit. Dammit! (hits head against confessional wall)
Liza Stop thinking about Joss and Marissa. Stop thinking about Joss and Marissa. OHMYGOD Jorissa! STOP! (screams)
lily: ok so theres some nice pepole here. may seems nice and Elisa a animal lover maybe i can make some Friends as long as my problem dosent act up.
Cole: I vote for Jason...
Alice: Jason....
Maylene: Jason's a big dummy! I want him out!
Chilly: good bye Jason!
Ashley: I vote off Jason. He is liiiike sooooooo stupid and bitchy, and then he calls me mean woooords, and his mouth needs sooooaaaaapp, and like, it's just disrespectfulllllll. I bet his taste in fashion is like sooooooo horrible.
(over)
(Elimination Ceremony)
Chris: Okay. So, just like in Total Drama Action, Du have to vote Von using those remote thingy. So, VOTE!
(Everyone votes)
(Jordan randomly picks because he is so dizzy)
Chris: okay, all the Stimmen are in. When I call your name, I will throw Du your gilded Chris award. First is.... Robert!
Robert: YES!
Chris: Joss.
Joss: (catches gilded Chris award)
Chris: Chilly.
Chilly: YES!
Chris: Cole. Alice.
Cole: BO YEAH!
Alice: yes!
Chris: Marissa.
Marissa: Yay! (catches gilded Chris award)
Chris: Lance.
Lance: Oh yeah!
Chris: Maylene.
Maylene: YIPPE- (get's hit in the head Von gilded Chris award)
Chris: Jordan. (Throws Jordan his gilded Chris award but it hits him in the head and he passes out.)
Robert: Oh no. Will he be okay?
Chris: He'll be fine. Now moving on. The Weiter one goes to... Ashley.
Ashley: Yippee! (catches it then bites into it) Ow! It's not chocolate?
Chris: Afraid not. Now. Jason. Fawn. One of Du 2 will be eliminated tonight.. and the final gilded Chris Award goes to......... Fawn!
Fawn: YES!
Jason: Fuck!
Chris: Sorry Jason. Time to go home.
Maylene: YEAH! Meany! Jerk! Bully-
Alice: Yeah he get's it.
Jason: so it's the shity Lame-o-Shame for me?
Chris: Nope. We got something better in store..
(Walk-o-shame Von the Bug-o-shame)
Chris: The Bug-o-Shame!
Jason: Why are there so many fucking bugs there?
Chris: After Total Drama Action, this limo was been in the shed the whole time. Bugs just got all over it.
Jason: Well, I fill fucking bad to what ever hündin has to drive the car of hell. Because I'm only in there for a short fucking while. While he is in there after everyone elimination ceremony.
Chris: yeah.. He is a mutant bug.
(The Mutant bug rolls down window)
Jason: What the fuck?!
Chris: hehe... yeah. I brought him back from Camp Wawanakwa.
Jason: I'm not fucking getting in that thing!
Chris: Oh yes Du are. (door opens and he pushes Jason in there)
Jason: NOOOO!!!
Chris: Our first elimination! What will happen Weiter time on Total.. Drama.. Reaity Check!?
(Team Real Boy's tailor)
Jordan: Well I'm going to take a dusche to hopfuly try to get me to fill better. (goes in restroom but then Liza's bra falls out of his pants)
Cole: (picks up the bra) Jordan has a bra?
Annie: Okay, so I didn't really get to spend time with Jordan, that's fine! But I know someday he will be mine. (sighs)
Lia: Wow... I got to spend most of the time with Jordan... Right until the snake pee in his mouth... Gross... But I will not give you. Du hear me Annie?! I will have Jordan just face the facts!
Blake: I'm so glad my team won again. It's a good thing for me to feel victorious.
Vincent: Dammit. Dammit. Dammit! (hits head against confessional wall)
Liza Stop thinking about Joss and Marissa. Stop thinking about Joss and Marissa. OHMYGOD Jorissa! STOP! (screams)
lily: ok so theres some nice pepole here. may seems nice and Elisa a animal lover maybe i can make some Friends as long as my problem dosent act up.
Cole: I vote for Jason...
Alice: Jason....
Maylene: Jason's a big dummy! I want him out!
Chilly: good bye Jason!
Ashley: I vote off Jason. He is liiiike sooooooo stupid and bitchy, and then he calls me mean woooords, and his mouth needs sooooaaaaapp, and like, it's just disrespectfulllllll. I bet his taste in fashion is like sooooooo horrible.
(over)
(Elimination Ceremony)
Chris: Okay. So, just like in Total Drama Action, Du have to vote Von using those remote thingy. So, VOTE!
(Everyone votes)
(Jordan randomly picks because he is so dizzy)
Chris: okay, all the Stimmen are in. When I call your name, I will throw Du your gilded Chris award. First is.... Robert!
Robert: YES!
Chris: Joss.
Joss: (catches gilded Chris award)
Chris: Chilly.
Chilly: YES!
Chris: Cole. Alice.
Cole: BO YEAH!
Alice: yes!
Chris: Marissa.
Marissa: Yay! (catches gilded Chris award)
Chris: Lance.
Lance: Oh yeah!
Chris: Maylene.
Maylene: YIPPE- (get's hit in the head Von gilded Chris award)
Chris: Jordan. (Throws Jordan his gilded Chris award but it hits him in the head and he passes out.)
Robert: Oh no. Will he be okay?
Chris: He'll be fine. Now moving on. The Weiter one goes to... Ashley.
Ashley: Yippee! (catches it then bites into it) Ow! It's not chocolate?
Chris: Afraid not. Now. Jason. Fawn. One of Du 2 will be eliminated tonight.. and the final gilded Chris Award goes to......... Fawn!
Fawn: YES!
Jason: Fuck!
Chris: Sorry Jason. Time to go home.
Maylene: YEAH! Meany! Jerk! Bully-
Alice: Yeah he get's it.
Jason: so it's the shity Lame-o-Shame for me?
Chris: Nope. We got something better in store..
(Walk-o-shame Von the Bug-o-shame)
Chris: The Bug-o-Shame!
Jason: Why are there so many fucking bugs there?
Chris: After Total Drama Action, this limo was been in the shed the whole time. Bugs just got all over it.
Jason: Well, I fill fucking bad to what ever hündin has to drive the car of hell. Because I'm only in there for a short fucking while. While he is in there after everyone elimination ceremony.
Chris: yeah.. He is a mutant bug.
(The Mutant bug rolls down window)
Jason: What the fuck?!
Chris: hehe... yeah. I brought him back from Camp Wawanakwa.
Jason: I'm not fucking getting in that thing!
Chris: Oh yes Du are. (door opens and he pushes Jason in there)
Jason: NOOOO!!!
Chris: Our first elimination! What will happen Weiter time on Total.. Drama.. Reaity Check!?
(Team Real Boy's tailor)
Jordan: Well I'm going to take a dusche to hopfuly try to get me to fill better. (goes in restroom but then Liza's bra falls out of his pants)
Cole: (picks up the bra) Jordan has a bra?
*that night*
kylie's cell phone rings*
kylie: hello?
someone: kylie?
kylie: yes?
someone: im sorry to tell Du this... duncan was just in a car wreck
kylie: omg *starts 2 cry*
kylie: are Du with him
someone: yes we are lifelighting him
kylie: ill meet u at the hospital
*kylie calls annie and geoff*
kylie: annie and geoff *still crying/
annie and geoff: what!!
kylie: duncan was in a car wreck and im on the way 2 the hospital
annie: Du dont have a car
kylie: i no
annie: who u gonna get there
kylie: ill walk
annie: r u crazy u will freeze 2 death! its snowing! im going to come get u
kylie: its 2 late i left
*kylie runs half wat 2 the hospital as she runs she passes out and annie and geoff find her on the side of the road*
kylie's cell phone rings*
kylie: hello?
someone: kylie?
kylie: yes?
someone: im sorry to tell Du this... duncan was just in a car wreck
kylie: omg *starts 2 cry*
kylie: are Du with him
someone: yes we are lifelighting him
kylie: ill meet u at the hospital
*kylie calls annie and geoff*
kylie: annie and geoff *still crying/
annie and geoff: what!!
kylie: duncan was in a car wreck and im on the way 2 the hospital
annie: Du dont have a car
kylie: i no
annie: who u gonna get there
kylie: ill walk
annie: r u crazy u will freeze 2 death! its snowing! im going to come get u
kylie: its 2 late i left
*kylie runs half wat 2 the hospital as she runs she passes out and annie and geoff find her on the side of the road*
duncan:hi brooke,why am i here?
brooke:were going to Süßigkeiten mountian,duncan!
duncan:0.o
zoe:yes,grab on to our tounges!
brooek:were not doing that!
zoe:sorry.
charlie:what are Du donig here?
pink:charlie,who are they.
blue:theyre from TDI
pink:TDI?
blue:TDI
brooek:ok..whats oder adventure?
pink:lets go to heaven!
duncan:heaven?
zoe:i dont wanna die,not yet.
brooke:um,lets go to the TDI set!
pink:no i got a better idea!
charlie:why are we on the set off stoked?
reef:why ar there Einhörner and peeps from TDI?
charlie:thats what i wanna no.
broseph:dude,they talk.
blue:lets go to the mall!
brooke:why are we at the 6teen mall?
jude:dude,there 3 unicrons,2 pepole from stoked,and 3 from TDI
nikki:what the hell?
wyatt:i think i drink to much coffe.
brooke:were going to Süßigkeiten mountian,duncan!
duncan:0.o
zoe:yes,grab on to our tounges!
brooek:were not doing that!
zoe:sorry.
charlie:what are Du donig here?
pink:charlie,who are they.
blue:theyre from TDI
pink:TDI?
blue:TDI
brooek:ok..whats oder adventure?
pink:lets go to heaven!
duncan:heaven?
zoe:i dont wanna die,not yet.
brooke:um,lets go to the TDI set!
pink:no i got a better idea!
charlie:why are we on the set off stoked?
reef:why ar there Einhörner and peeps from TDI?
charlie:thats what i wanna no.
broseph:dude,they talk.
blue:lets go to the mall!
brooke:why are we at the 6teen mall?
jude:dude,there 3 unicrons,2 pepole from stoked,and 3 from TDI
nikki:what the hell?
wyatt:i think i drink to much coffe.