authors note: hey! I read some awesome fanfics like this about five Minuten Vor and decided to give it a try

Anne Maria: Spray tan is so fake (or) Vito? Ugh, what a total dork!

B: Technology sucks! (or) Scott is such a great guy!

Cameron: Math and science are for nerds (or) I Liebe playing football and taking steroids with lightning.

Dakota: The color rosa is way to girly (or) Ugh I hate being on camera.

Staci: Lying is so pathetic (or) I hate people who talk to much they are so annoying!

Zoey: Mike is nothing but a idiotic freak who sounds like Jimmy two-shoes.

Scott: Rats are so gross! (or) I Liebe being nice to people

Jo: I Liebe dresses, they make me feel so pretty! (or) Winning isn't everything.

Brick: Rules are for suckers (or) Loyalty is for people who are trying hard in life.

Mike: I Liebe making fun of freaks (or) Zoey is such a plain Jane.

Sam: Dakota is so ugly (or) I Liebe exercise.

Lightning: I have no time for sports they are a waste of my intellect (or) I find talking in the third person to be most idiotic.

Dawn: I hate nature-loving baum huggers (or) What's an aura?