This episode of Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed Von animated teens.Do not try any of what Du see here at home. Seriously, Du could get really messed up.

Chris introduced the brand new season of Total Drama, as the scene starts with an astronaut carving the initials of each season. "We've been to the movies, we've been around the world, and this season, we're going right back where it all began; at Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris is now walking across the dock. "I'm Chris McLean, and as Du can see, things have changed since we've been away," he announced as he pointed to the sign that sagte 'Wawanakwa' falling apart. "And Von changed, I meant gotten really, really dangerous," he sagte evilly, rubbing his hands together.Right on queue, he took a coconut drink from an intern and what looked like a giant octopus snatched the employee.Chris laughed as he added, "good stuff. But the rules of the game remain the same. A handful of unsuspecting teens will fight with complete strangers, air their dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional, and compete in life-threatening challenges all over the island and risk being voted off. Last one standing wins one million DOLLARS! Speaking of our cast, here they come now!" A boot holding all twenty-four original contestants drove by. They were all partying, psyched for the new season. Owen, who was the most excited was ready at the bow of the boat. The boat, however, didn't stop.

"Noooo!" Owen shouted as his voice trailed off.

"He he he he. No, not them. This season, we've got all NEW players, fighting for the million! And here they come now, for real!" Chris shouted enthusiastically. This time, a barge was coming towards the dock with new faces. "Meet Jo!"

A strawberry-blonde haired girl in a jump-suit had her arms crossed angrily looking at a bright orange haired boy. "Stay out of my way if Du value your kiwis." she warned.

"Scott!" Chris introduced the red-head.

"Right back at ya," he retorted, while smelling his arm pit.

"Zoey and Mike!" Chris continued as the camera panned to two new players. A cute girl with short red hair in two pigtails and a cute guy with spiky black hair and tanned skin.

"Can Du believe we're here?" the girl who appeared to be Zoey asked excitedly as she nudged Mike.

"Yeah," he replied "it's... beautiful!" he sagte dreamily.

"Lightning!" Chris added, as an African-American jock pushed both out of the way.

"Hello, gorgeous!" he sagte as he kissed his muscles.

"Brick," Chris continued as the camera moved to an army cadet who dropped Zoey half way through helping her up.

"Brick McGarther, reporting for duty!" Brick sagte as he saluted.

"B." Chris sagte as a large happy teen clicked his fingers. "And Dawn."

"Your Ora is exceptionally purplish-green." A blonde sagte while meditating and touched B's shoulder. "oh it Suits you, though!" They smiled and then the scene switched to another blonde dressed in rosa wearing sunglasses.

"Dakota!" Chris introduced.

"Hey there," she waved and giggled. "And I'm here to win this." Chris interrupted her Von introducing a fake-tanned teen spraying her hair with gel.

"Anne Maria."

"Oh yeah," she said. "Three Mehr coats ought to do it." Dakota suddenly pushed her over.

"Whoa! Who sagte Du could pan away?" she asked the camera man. This caused a fight as Anne-Maria sprayed her face with the gel.

"Don't push me, Blondie!" she shouted.

"Staci!" Chris continued as a brown haired German walked to Anne Maria.

"My great aunt, Millie invented fake tans, ja, before her people smeared themselves with clay." This just caused Anne Marie to spray her too.

"Cameron," Chris said, slightly amused at the Zurück scene. A small brown nerd stint the air.

"Fresh air! A real lake! Birds!" his expression changed from interested to worried as the birds swooped him and he fell to the lower floor of the barge.

"And Sam," Chris concluded. A brown haired geek was playing his portable video-game.

"Oh yeah!" he exclaimed. "Grenade launcher upgrade!" he announced. He laughed and added, "now we're cooking."

"Yep!" Chris agreed. "It's our roughest, toughest most explosive season ever!" he shouted as he took out a small remote and pressed a button. The barge the thirteen contestants were on exploded. "Right here on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!"

Author's Note: Okay that took a long time because I copied it word for word from the actual episode, but part two is gonna be changed! Thanks for reading! If Du did read all of it :) Part 2 coming soon.