Teams
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Chris: campers, this challenge is gonna be solo. Who ever wins the race gets the reward. There will be no elimination. It's a dare contest. We got the wackiest dares from the internet, and they aren't very fun! he he he. Meet me at the flagpole tomorrow at 10 am, don't be late.
Sierra: Cody, Du haven't kissed me today... KISS ME!
Cody: Agh, can I have my own head please?
Geoff: Give him a break lady.
Sierra: like Du can talk Geoff Darren Slater! Du made out with Surfer chic all season.
Geoff: Sorry, Cody. I tried dude.
Duncan: so Gwen, ever driven a car before?
Gwen: Nope, you?
Duncan: Yeah, I crashed it and accidentally set a building on fire...
Gwen: heh, nice.
Sadie: So Bridgette, aren't Du missing Geoff at all?
Bridgette: No, I think I might break-up with him.
May: why?
Bridgette: I don't know, he's the party boy who won't grow up oder look at Du on the inside.
Ezekiel: But wouldn't that be gross?
Izzy: No, she means personality, Zekester.
Noah (whispers): Zekester? Really?
Owen: I'm not a very good captain am I.
Bridgette: Of course Du are Owen.
Owen: what have I done that's good this season?
Izzy: it's not about what Du do, Big O, it's who Du are.
Owen: Aww Thanks guys!
Justin: why is this team so happy and nice, why couldn't I have been on Heather's team, that has all the hotties.
Heather: we need to win, once and for all.
Trent: And we do that how? The bravest people this season are geoff, Duncan and maybe Tyler, and they are all on the demons team.
James: Ahem, what about me, I'd do anything if it didn't involve pain.
Trent: Hate to break it to ya bud, but this is Chris . Pain is his middle name.
Katie: aww man I miss Sadie. Why did I get stuck in this team, with only Lindsay to be my Fffl.
lindsay: don't worry Katie, we'll get through it together.
Katie: Du probably just tempted fate then Du know?
Lindsay: Who's fate?
Tyler: *Walks past Chef's kitchen, and overhears;*
"I know you're sick of it boy but if Du cook for me, i'll promise not to get Du eliminated, i'll give Du info on upcoming challenges, it'll be fine DJ." "I know, but, it just seems wrong,Chef." "Maybe, the lord will forgive Du when Du spend a million dollars on..." Tyler strained his ears. Suddenly the door opened.
Chef: Eavesdropping are we?! *Grabs Tyler's ear.* What did Du hear? And don't try and lie.
Tyler: I'm sorry, Chef, the truth is i did hear a lot, but Du have my word that it's a secret. Don't hurt oder eliminate me... I am one of those guys who deserves Mehr of a chance in Total Drama. Please .
Chef: If word gets out, Tyler, then i'll make sure Du not only get eliminated, but Du get eliminated in bandages. Got it?!
Tyler: Sir, yes, sir!
Lindsay: "Tyler? Why are Du shaking?" she asked as they sat at the dock.
Tyler: It's.. err.. cold. Yeah, cold.
Lindsay: If you're cold, then why are Du sweating?
Tyler: Because you're so hot. "He had hoped that would stop her asking questions."
She laughed, and then sighed.
Lindsay: Tyler?
Tyler: Yeah, Linds?
Lindsay: Us being on different teams and all, well, i don't think we should...
Tyler looked worried: Be together?
Lindsay: Only 'till the comp is over, then maybe we'll be less distracted and we'd gain Mehr trust from our teams.
Tyler felt really sad, but said: Lindsay, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard Du say.
They hugged and lindsay started crying.
Meanwhile...
Geoff and Duncan were spray painting on chris' caravan.
Duncan: This is hilarious, dude.
Geoff: I know huh, what if he finds out it's us?
Duncan: We blame it on Eva.
Geoff: Shouldn't it be someone on another team?
Duncan: Well, the only other person Merida - Legende der Highlands enough to do this is, well, Ezekiel I guess.
Geoff: Okay.
Cody: What the heck are Du guys doing?! Our team has already Lost Courtney!
Duncan: Good riddance!
Cody: A team with nine is better than a team with eight, though.
Geoff:Not, when the extra member is Courtney.
Cody: Give me those! *Snatches spray paint and the boys run away. Chris leaves his cabin.*
Chris: Cody is that you. WHAT HAVE Du DONE?
Cody: Look Chris, I hate this as much as you, and if Du just give me a Minute to expla-
Chris: Meet me in my office, and we'll decide whether to eliminate Du from the season, oder the entire show.
Cody: *Gulp* But Chris, it wasn't me!
Chris: Where's the proof? Huh?
Cody: Well, I don't know, did Du have it on camera?
Chris: Not here, it's private.
Cody: Then, well, Du just have to trust me. Now before Du say anything, Du have to follow these rules: 1. Listen. 2. Don't interupt. 3. Actually think which story is Mehr believable.
Chris: Fine...
Meanwhile...
Leshawna and Gwen were in the mood to just relax on the beach.
Leshawna: So, are Du still a singular organism?
Gwen:... What?
Leshawna: Single, sorry, i guess being with harold, well, i've caught a case of nerdy!
Gwen: Yeah, and it's great, I can concentrate on things now, like the dare contest tomorrow.
Leshawna: Hey, look, it's DJ. Hey, brother!
Dj: Hi, Leshawna, umm... gotta go... umm sleep. *Runs off*
Gwen: What was that all about?
Leshawna: I don't know, but even though I doubt he's sleeping, he should be left alone.
Meanwhile...
James is thinking about the dare contest, all he needed was a hard dare, then he'd fail it, and get voted off because he was not yet popular.
Trent: What's up?
James: Nothing, are Du ready for the dare contest? Well, i hope i don't lose my hair. *He gestured towards Heather and whispered* She's had a rough time...
Katie and Sadie were talking.
Katie: Just ask, if he says no, he says no. Not a big deal. If he says yes we're both happy, and we gain something. There's nothing to lose.
Sadie: Fine, what do I say? He hates me for the last challenge.
Katie; Let's ask Justin, he probably knows a thing oder two.
Justin was doing his hair flip when Katie and Sadie barged in.
Justin: Ladies, what upsets you?
Sadie: We need tips on tricking Chris into doing something Du want him to.
Justin: *Although he knew the answer, he asked* Why did Du come to me?
Katie: Well, Alejandro's gone and Du were the Weiter on the list.
Justin: Well, tip 1, he'll never do want Du want, so what do Du want him to do?
Sadie: Put me on Katie's team.
Justin: But then the Otter's lose a member.
Sadie: The same Otters I heard discussing on voting Du off?
Justin: What?!
Katie: Du help us, and we'll help you.
Justin: How?
Sadie: One word: Cheating.
Justin: Done. But if this plan shatters, so will you.
Katie: Don't threaten Sadie.
Sadie: Don't worry, Katie, it's gonna work out!
[b] The Weiter day...[i/][b/]
Chris: Welcome to youre challenging challenge, challengers. Line up in alphabetical order.
First up: Bridgette. *He takes a piece of paper out of an envelope saying "Best suited for Bridgette" He read it as follows* Eat KFC and throw the trash in the ocean.
Bridgette: Sorry, but the two things I'll never do is eat meat and pollute the ocean.
Geoff: That's the way Bridge! Now just make the rest of your team do it so we can win!
Bridgette smiled than turned away.
Next: Cody: KISS Sierra full on the lips and say Du will marry her.
Cody: Sorry team, but if saying [i] I do need to go to the bathroom counts as marriage, then this will make mmy life exen Mehr chaotic then it is already.
Next: DJ: Tell your'e deepest darkest fear to Everyone hear.
DJ: Umm.. well.. no thanks.
Chris: This is getting boring, luckily Weiter is Duncan. Duncan, Du need to take out your piercings, shave of your mo-hawk, get rid of the collars and bracelets and wear geoff's outfit for a week.
Gwen: Come on, Duncan. it's just a week.
Duncan: ... Fine...
Chris: Yes! This is going to be Awesome!
The video then shows an intern reading: "The rest of the episode was cut out so you'd only watch the dares that were accepted. Thankyou, Chris. PS: Dont say that last part. Oops.." then Chris's voice: "You're Fired!"
It showed Noah spray painting an L-shape on the forehead and other various insults on a picture of Legolas from The Lord Of The Rings, and then Sierra deleting all of her blog accounts, including this one. And then a picture of Lindsay giving Chef a manicure. Then of James sliding down a rough baum like a waterslide without a hemd, shirt on.
Chris: Well that was lame, but the winners were the Hunters.
Duncan (dressed as geoff): What?! We tied.
Chris: Well technically, Du haven't completed the dare yet.
Duncan: *Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Will duncan's mo hawk grow back? Will Lindsay stop throwing up at the thought of giving Chef a manicure? Will James's back stop looking like ketchup on bread. Fid out Weiter time on total drama letters.
Sadie: Chris: Du know whats funny? How The hunters have three less players than us and that I Liebe my team.
Chris: Get to the point.
Sadie: My teams so great, and the Hunters suck. My team is still commenting on how funny that joke i told was.
Chris: Well if youre team is so good then they'd be okay to lose you. Youre on the hunters.
May
James
