Chris: welcome to total drama letters, where the 24 original campers and two new ones will play against each other in challenges representing letters of the alphabet. Here are some coming now!
A barge drives past and drops of Alejandro, Bridgette, Beth and Cody.
Bridgette: Hey Chris, I am so excited about this season. And this time, no distractions. *glares at Alejandro*.
Alejandro: I had nothing to do with it, after all, Du kissed the pole.
Beth: I know I wasn't in the season, but I know that Alejandro is evil.
Cody: he is evil, he didn't care when I got eaten Von a shark.
Chris: here are another four contestants!
Courtney, Dj, Duncan and Eva, step onto the dock of shame.
Courtney: Chris, I have a contract signed Von my lawyer saying that I must make it to the final 6 at least.
Chris: and I have a contract signed Von lawyer saying I don't care!
Duncan and Eva: Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight.
DJ: *closes eyes* tell me when it's over.
Eva: Don't worry, ya big baby, no ones fighting. Sadly.
Duncan: hey, I may have gone to juvy, but no one picks on DJ.
Chris: here is Mehr people!
Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen and Harold step off the barge.
Ezekiel: Season 1, I got eliminated for talking, Season 3, I got eliminated for doing something, so I promise I'll be perfect now.
Geoff: it's not that easy dude, I was a threat in season 1 because I was too nice.
*sees Bridgette and they start making out.*
Gwen: Hey Duncan. I was thinking we should be just friends.
Duncan: good, because I have a girlfriend In juvy.
Cody: so your free Gwen?
Gwen: No, I am just not in a relationship.
Harold: hey, Cody, what is so good about Gwen anyway?
Cody: I was hoping Du would ask that because-
Chris: and here are another four contestants:
Heather, izzy, Justin and Katie exit their boot ride.
Heather: hi Alejandro, long time no see.
Alejandro: speaking of see, how did Du get out of the sea when the vulkan exploded and Du had to swim home?
Heather glares at him, he glares back.
Izzy is sniffing the ground, and then dives in the water.
Justin: what was that all about?
Katie: hi Justin, still looking as hot as every.
Justin: thanks, Sadie right? Nice name.
Katie: I am Katie. But Du can call me sadie if Du like!
Justin: Katie is fine.
Katie faints.
Chris: here is another batch.
The barge drops off Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah and Owen.
Leshawna: what's up, I am in it to win it, yeah!
Lindsay: is Tyler playing?
Noah: yes he is, brainiac.
Lindsay starts crying.
Owen: there there, it's okay.
Chris: And last but not least
Trent, Tyler, Sierra and Sadie arrive.
Trent: Hey Chris, i see everyone's here.
Chris: not quite, here are two new characters: James and May.
The boot drops of two 16 Jahr olds, a girl and a boy. See pictures for appearance.
James: Hey everyone, it's nice to see Du all in real life.
May (English accent): hello everybody, it is a pleasure to be on this show, I hope we all become friends.
Geoff: Chris, man, there's twenty-six people on this show!
Chris: and there's twenty-six letters in the alphabet! One for each challenge.
Chris: will everyone get through the season with Each other, the brutal challenges and May's annoying accent? Find out Weiter time on total drama letters!
Weiter EPISODE: A is for Schauspielen
A barge drives past and drops of Alejandro, Bridgette, Beth and Cody.
Bridgette: Hey Chris, I am so excited about this season. And this time, no distractions. *glares at Alejandro*.
Alejandro: I had nothing to do with it, after all, Du kissed the pole.
Beth: I know I wasn't in the season, but I know that Alejandro is evil.
Cody: he is evil, he didn't care when I got eaten Von a shark.
Chris: here are another four contestants!
Courtney, Dj, Duncan and Eva, step onto the dock of shame.
Courtney: Chris, I have a contract signed Von my lawyer saying that I must make it to the final 6 at least.
Chris: and I have a contract signed Von lawyer saying I don't care!
Duncan and Eva: Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight.
DJ: *closes eyes* tell me when it's over.
Eva: Don't worry, ya big baby, no ones fighting. Sadly.
Duncan: hey, I may have gone to juvy, but no one picks on DJ.
Chris: here is Mehr people!
Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen and Harold step off the barge.
Ezekiel: Season 1, I got eliminated for talking, Season 3, I got eliminated for doing something, so I promise I'll be perfect now.
Geoff: it's not that easy dude, I was a threat in season 1 because I was too nice.
*sees Bridgette and they start making out.*
Gwen: Hey Duncan. I was thinking we should be just friends.
Duncan: good, because I have a girlfriend In juvy.
Cody: so your free Gwen?
Gwen: No, I am just not in a relationship.
Harold: hey, Cody, what is so good about Gwen anyway?
Cody: I was hoping Du would ask that because-
Chris: and here are another four contestants:
Heather, izzy, Justin and Katie exit their boot ride.
Heather: hi Alejandro, long time no see.
Alejandro: speaking of see, how did Du get out of the sea when the vulkan exploded and Du had to swim home?
Heather glares at him, he glares back.
Izzy is sniffing the ground, and then dives in the water.
Justin: what was that all about?
Katie: hi Justin, still looking as hot as every.
Justin: thanks, Sadie right? Nice name.
Katie: I am Katie. But Du can call me sadie if Du like!
Justin: Katie is fine.
Katie faints.
Chris: here is another batch.
The barge drops off Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah and Owen.
Leshawna: what's up, I am in it to win it, yeah!
Lindsay: is Tyler playing?
Noah: yes he is, brainiac.
Lindsay starts crying.
Owen: there there, it's okay.
Chris: And last but not least
Trent, Tyler, Sierra and Sadie arrive.
Trent: Hey Chris, i see everyone's here.
Chris: not quite, here are two new characters: James and May.
The boot drops of two 16 Jahr olds, a girl and a boy. See pictures for appearance.
James: Hey everyone, it's nice to see Du all in real life.
May (English accent): hello everybody, it is a pleasure to be on this show, I hope we all become friends.
Geoff: Chris, man, there's twenty-six people on this show!
Chris: and there's twenty-six letters in the alphabet! One for each challenge.
Chris: will everyone get through the season with Each other, the brutal challenges and May's annoying accent? Find out Weiter time on total drama letters!
Weiter EPISODE: A is for Schauspielen
max:good morning,victims! jacki:SHUT UP MAX!IT'S 5 IN THE MORNING! max:1,shut up 2,fuck you!,and 3,todays challenge is SUPER-LONG! phil:awwwww!! max:SHUSH!make sure your sitting down,'cause todays challenge is H-A-R-D!ya have 2 figt a giant animal again! yuir and katherine:who? max:uh,nobody just king-kong. katherine:oh,ok......WAIT,WHAAAATTT!!!!!!!!*FAINTS* max:yep,head east to the cliffs,oh and GET UP! *LATER,ON THE WAY*phil:i cant belive i got back less than 7 hours ago,and im already fighting for my life! alex:i know,lifes a turd around here! *LATER,WHEN BOTH TEAMS ARE THERE* violet:ok,where's king-kong? king-kong:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! katherine:*FAINTS,AGAIN!* max:JOIN IN Weiter TIME!
Ezekiel!!-"Canadian Idiot"-Wierd Al
Eva-"Down With the Sickness"-Disturbed
Noah-"Viva la Vida"-Coldplay(THANK Du sk8ter!!)
Justin-"I'm Too Sexy"- Right sagte Fred
Katie and Sadie-"Best Friend"-Toy Box
Tyler-"Eye of the Tiger"-Survivor
Izzy!!-"Axel F"- Crazy Frog
Cody!!-"Girls"-Beastie Boys
Beth-"You're Beautiful"-James Blunt
Courtney-"Bad Boy"-Cascada
Harold-"White and Nerdy"-Wierd Al
Trent-"Wonderwall"-Oasis
Bridgette-"Hey There Delilah"-Plain White T's
Lindsay-"Plastic Surgery Slumber Party"-Jeffree Star
DJ-"Dear Momma"-Tupac (GREAT song)
Geoff-"Party Like a Rockstar"-Shop Boyz
LeShawna-"Baby Got Back"-Sir Mix-a-Lot(ROTFLMAO!!)
Duncan-"Fuck Police Brutality"-Anti-Flag
Heather-"I Liebe You"-Tila Tequila(I HATE YOU, HEATHER)
Gwen-"For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic"-Paramroe
Owen-"Eat It"-Wierd Al
*Mr.Coconut!!!-"Stir It Up"-Bob Marley
R.I.P Mr.Coconut!!!!! ='(
Eva-"Down With the Sickness"-Disturbed
Noah-"Viva la Vida"-Coldplay(THANK Du sk8ter!!)
Justin-"I'm Too Sexy"- Right sagte Fred
Katie and Sadie-"Best Friend"-Toy Box
Tyler-"Eye of the Tiger"-Survivor
Izzy!!-"Axel F"- Crazy Frog
Cody!!-"Girls"-Beastie Boys
Beth-"You're Beautiful"-James Blunt
Courtney-"Bad Boy"-Cascada
Harold-"White and Nerdy"-Wierd Al
Trent-"Wonderwall"-Oasis
Bridgette-"Hey There Delilah"-Plain White T's
Lindsay-"Plastic Surgery Slumber Party"-Jeffree Star
DJ-"Dear Momma"-Tupac (GREAT song)
Geoff-"Party Like a Rockstar"-Shop Boyz
LeShawna-"Baby Got Back"-Sir Mix-a-Lot(ROTFLMAO!!)
Duncan-"Fuck Police Brutality"-Anti-Flag
Heather-"I Liebe You"-Tila Tequila(I HATE YOU, HEATHER)
Gwen-"For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic"-Paramroe
Owen-"Eat It"-Wierd Al
*Mr.Coconut!!!-"Stir It Up"-Bob Marley
R.I.P Mr.Coconut!!!!! ='(