Total Drama Island Article: TDI Movie scares the crud out of Du alot

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TDI Movie scares the crud out of Du alot

posted by TDIplayer67

This is a scary movie with Duncan,Gwen,Geoff,Dj,Brigette,Owen and Trent Izzy

Bridgette and Geoff [Makingout]
Owen Holy crap! A physco I wonder if its Izzy Lets listen to Gwens Plan.
Gwen Okay we hide in a good hiding spot so they can't find us.
Trent Yea Good idea Gwen!
Duncan So Where the heck are going to hide?
Owen On the roof?
Gwen OWEN! thats a bad hiding spot!
Bridgette and Geoff Lets stop making out because we can die!
Owen Oh crap I have to pee!
Geoff Me too!
Trent and Duncan we'll be right back
Owen OMG the physco!
Geoff Lets run!
Duncan No Du idiot! I have the perfect weapon!
Physco killer DIE!
Campers AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Physco killer {kills Geoff}!
Bridgette Is my poor Geoff okay?
Duncan Geoff died!
Bridgette OMG! call the police!
Gwen We don't have phones!
Physco killer kills Bridgette!
Trent What do we do now?
Owen Lets get help from Izzy!
Izzy Hello?
Owen Hello We need your help!
Izzy Escope is On the way!
Physco killer Kills Trent!
Izzy Hi!
Gwen. Trent Bridgette nd Geoff has been killed!
Izzy Don't worry I brought my sleep dart gun!
Physco killer Kills DJ!
Izzy Don't kill my Friends Du son of a BEEP!
Physco killer Looks at Izzy
Izzy Whoops Izzy shot him!
Physco killer gets up Skins Izzy!
Owen Oh great what do we do now?
Gwen RUN! NOW Owen NOW!
Physco killer kills Owen
Owen AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Duncan Well Im out!
Physco killer Gwen Kicks his chin!
Physco killer aMurders Gwen
Duncan Gwen OMG Du BEEPhole!
Duncan Grabs his chainsaw a murders physco killer chef hatchet!
Duncan Well my business is all taken care of!
Duncan Whisling

Broccoligirl, rockzsanders and 2 others like this

Duncan-superfan ok...

TDIlover226 WTF

Cuckcuck12 They Didn't really DIE !

biancatdifan HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! LOL AT THE END!!!!!!!!

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tdi my way with velvet not so happy campers part 1

posted by wwefan2000

velvet pov
so i arive at the camp i thought it was a five star, sterne hotel
velvet:hi okay like Du look so familir
chris:its me the host
velvet:.....
chris:chris mclean
velvet:thats where i know Du from
when i walk over to the other people i see a big guy and nerd a gothie that doesn't tan and party dude and then this scary girl comes and her glasses shined and the nerd sagte hi to her and she spit all over her the i hear rock Musik and and scary punk dude comes he has to many percings i can't even count that much and he flirts with heather and she rejects him LOL and then the cutest boy i've ever seen...

Fanpop Fugitives:Where are they now? episode 2 featuring guest stars: Lucas and Sumer!

posted by sillybandfan321

I made this whatcha think?

Claire:HEYYY!!! Welcome everyone! I bet Du are all wondering why i am so hyped up haha! Its because I am proud to anounce that Sumer and Lucas are back!!! i am so happy! I actually have them as guest stars! SURPRISE! Come on out!!

Lucas and Sumer:HEYY!!!

Claire:Welcome Du too sit sit! so i have a question. Did Du miss Fanpop and all of your friends?

Lucas:yes and I really missed Sumer.

Sumer:AWHHH!! I really missed everyone to!

Claire:That is great! I just have one question. Do Du know where Jake is because there has been no sign of him.

Sumer:I dont know

Claire:Yes i remember seeing he was offline...

Rant that's not a rant thingy..whatever Du want to call it.-_-

posted by cookiewasted9

Trent eating pocky....anyone else find this fucking adorable?

I didn't like Chris at first,but I grew to Liebe him over time....even though he's still the villain when I Tag dreams.

Every time I listen to Musik I imagine a TDI character Singen it....for some reason Courtney is always Singen something from Evanesance...

Sure Trent was looking at Gwen,but that song was meant for me......says every Trent fangirl

I <3 fanboys.

Trent + imaginary twin brother = twincest

Whenever I imagine Noah as a little kid, he has glasses too big for his face....

I think Noah wears contacts...but he would super smexy...

Total Drama awsomeness! Epsode 15! "Geyser Dodge"

posted by BridgexJordan

*non-First class*

Ray: *crying* noah!!!!!!!!!!!! Noah!!!!!
Jamie: it's going to be ok.
Ray: No it's not!
Jamie: Yes it will
Ray: SHUT UP JAMIE!!!!!!!
Jamie: wow.........
Bridgette: Jordan what's with the down face?
Jordan: nouthin

*confessional*

Jordan: Ok the frown face is because i'm the only boy. Now i know how Cody felt on season 3.

*over*

Less: How was i posable that Du can beat up a bull?
Rayven: I'm strong.

*First class*

Ezekiel: This team should be called team win not team USA!
Rochelle: I know right.
Jax: This is crazy that we win so much.
Penny: yeah.
Trent: so Jax were those Baby closes good on you?...

Total drama awesomeness! Epsode 10! "Edison's Ghost"

posted by BridgexJordan

Chris: Ok I need Team Win first!
Ray: let's go guys.

Chris: Ok I'm giveing out Barf!
Rayven: Great!
Chris: The finale 2 from this group will stay with me. The others will go to frist class.
Less: wait everyone is going to frist class?
Chris: Yep every team. But the bottom 2. oder rhe 2nd person with the most votes.
Noah: Great so only 2 don't go to frist class.
Chris: Yep.
Jar3d: i hope i'm not with Annie.
Bridgette: She's crazy.
Chris: Ok! Theas people had NO votes........ Jamie!
Jamie: Yay!! Frist class for me!
Chris: Avan.
Avan: Yes!
Chris: Ray.
Ray: Yay!!!!!! Good luck suger pie.
Noah: Thanks suger poo.
Chris:...

Total Drama Hollywood: Episode 6 Part 1

posted by DannyLawson14

(After Gwen's elimination, the star, sterne Monkeys are discussing about Duncan being with Beth and Courtney being with Harold.)

Justin: Have Du all noticed Duncan is with Beth?

Eva: And Courtney is with Harold?

Sierra: Good for them. They deserved it.

Leshawna: They better be together forever.

Eva: Correct.

Justin: So Trent, are Du still with Heather.

Trent: Yes.

Sierra: Very good.

Owen: Awesome!

Trent: My Favorit couple is Harold and Courtney. What about all of you?

Owen: Harold and Courtney.

Sierra: Duncan and Beth.

Leshawna: Harold and Courtney.

Justin: Duncan and Beth.

Eva: Duncan and Beth.

Owen: It's a tie....

My vertion of Stuck to a pole

posted by 111AAA

Bridgette:I was puddy in his hands and it was a mess!
Chouras:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:When I was really close to winning sucsess!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I tried to fit 2 men in my soul!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I ended up stuck on a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck shouldof looked worse of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck!
Bridgette:He almost kissed when he went on a sled!
Chourus:Ooh bad!
Bridgette:And that jerk just when on ahead!
Chourus:Ooh a!
Bridgette:While here I am still stuck to a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck really sucks worst of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck!Stuck to a pole...
Bridgette:Oh crap!
Both:...Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!YA!

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Total Drama Life: Episode 1: Elimination Ceremony

posted by StarWarsFan7

Chris: Alright the Stimmen have been counted. And the loser is. LARA! Sorry, but uh, I kinda saw it coming so uh. BYE, BYE!

Lara: *sighs* *closes eyes* Fine, I'll leave.

Lara, goes in a car with Süßigkeiten and gifts in it. Chris put those in there so the losers would feel better about losing.

Chris: Kay, now that the elimination ceremony is over were going to add new members to Total Drama LIFE!
Please welcome, Penny and Jakob!

Jake: Uhh, it's JAKE.

Chris: Whatever. I'm going to put Du two on the Screaming Liars' team so you'll be having a great time because they're winning! *giggles* Alex Leonard Du will be on the Loving Cheaters team.

Alex L: *in confessional* OH MY F*CKING GOD!!! How am I gonna prove to Bree I REALLY like her? *screams like a girl*

Chris: *in confessional* Yeah..... I kinda wanted that to happen to him. *laughs* Until the Weiter episode of Total Drama LIFE!!!

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ATTENTION! MY RAIN OF DOOM CONTINUES...

posted by Lolly4me2

Sofie: A frufru. :B Wassup, everyone. Your probably thinking, "Sofie, why don't Du appear and any Artikel anymore?" oder "Sofie, do Du still Liebe Duncan?". WELL, super-awesome-uber-bitches-that-I-love, the answer to Frage one is because Lolly4me2 is a lazy ass, and the answer to Frage 2 is PFFF NAAW I WUZ JUST PLAYIN WITH YALL. I hate him. So yeah.
Lolly4me2: Heh-heh... uh, Sofie does not know what she is saying. She... uh... still loves Duncan! VERY MUCH. o_o
Sofie: No I don't. He's an ass.
Lolly4me2: Du DO WHAT I TELL Du oder I WILL REPLACE Du WITH MINORA!
Sofie: Nooo... DX But he's still...

Total drama Crazy!! Eposde 7 "total drama gravity"

posted by 123Jordan

all campers: *watches the last eposde*
Zoey: i can't belive i talked like a baby!
Ray: i can't belive i licked chris's arm?
jax: yeah that was grose!
Bridgette: I wonder what our chalange is today.
Izzy: maby there wont be one like last week.
Sam: there was one. remamber? with the coffie?
Izzy: dosen't ring a bell

Sam's POV: sometimes i think izzy is dumber than annie and lindsay!

Chris: campers!!!!!! time for your first chalange!

Jordan: what is it???
Chris: a 0 gravity chalange!
Jax: what are the rules.
Chris: Du have to try to stay the longist in here!
Sarah: are u sure this is safe?
Chris: nope!
Lulu:...

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IzzyxEva: A Poem

posted by TDI_Angel

I've been having writer's block when it comes to poetry, so when this popped into my mind, I HAD to post it! Sorry, I couldn't think of a better title. :/
WARNING: Femslash, as in Yuri oder GirlxGirl. Du don't like, don't read.
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The bully and the crazy girl,
Two Lost hearts sent in a whirl
Two outcasts, together they fit,
Who ever would have guessed it?

Soft green eyes of smiles and laughter
Those are the eyes Eva's after
Waterfall of auburn hair,
Need to find her, where is she, where?

Childishness and crazy thoughts,
Feelings of Liebe Eva fought
Heart quickens when she...

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The Ranma Pokemon - RanmaxSofie

posted by Mp4girl

-Sofie-

When I’m playing my Nintendo DS, I do not like to be interrupted.

Just get that one fact straight. “Yes... yes!” I squealed. “Omigod. Almost to the fight area...” I murmured to myself. I sat slouched on my green beanbag chair, and I stared intently into my DS screen.
“Sofie!” A voice called from downstairs. I felt a flicker of irritation towards my mother for interrupting.
“What now, Mom?” I called back.
There was no answer, just some strained footsteps that I didn’t care much about. I shrugged and focused on my DS game. I knew my DS time was limited, so I wanted to...

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Total drama Abnormale! Eposode 1!

posted by 123Jordan

Chris: Ok This season, We are ganna go beound normale. Farter then the eye can see.Things most people make up. Things Du might see in fairy tail books. things... well things like what Du will c in this season of toal drama! In total drama abnormale!!
*theme song*
Chris: this season we will go through losts of test to see how the campers will do if they go to the real world to see the people!I bet u they will not make it!
Luna:Ummmmmmmm....... Human..... we are right here! WE can here ur tiny human mought!
Brittany: Oh like ur's is any bigger!
Luna: what was that insalt?
Brittany: Why did Du bring...

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What's a CIT-in-training when it's melted to dust? Coal dust?

posted by Mp4girl

Do NOT read this if Du Liebe Courtney. Don't. If Du do, Du have NO RIGHT to complain in the comments, because Du were warned.

**Yuri's POV, Total Drama Island

Pshhhhh. Do Du think I actually care? Ha. Okay, so maybe Courtney had totally threatented my relationship with my Duncan, and maybe she never misses a chance to play a joke on me oder get me in trouble, oder Stimmen for me in the marshmallow ceremony? Really. I didn't care.

I cared at first, but that was before. But one day, it changed everything. She... had... broke up with Duncan... on my behalf. I didn't know how it happened at first, how...

Prolouge

posted by potterandtdi

I sit there staring at Brianna, breathing slowly on the hospital bed. Her herz rate slowing.
Beep........Beep...........Beep.......
I put a schemel, hocker Weiter to her bett and held her hand, whispering, "You can't go. Not now..." I rubbed my thumb along her hand. "Duncan, god has called me. I have to go." I started to cry. "Why now? Why not later in your life?" I tried to Zeigen her I was tough. "Duncan, Du can't stop me. I need to go. Du know that." I knew it, but I couldn't bring myself to say it. "I Liebe Du Duncan. When it's your time to go, we'll be united again. Goodbye. I Liebe you." Her herz rate slowed.
Beep...Beep...Beep...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp... I couldn't hold my tears in any longer. I cried. She was gone...forever. I walked out of the hospital, looking up at the sky, hoping she was there, watching me.

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Total Drama Jobs! Eposode 2 Part 1

posted by JORDW

Duncan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: I just got a letter.
Mike: Did I get some?
Duncan: Yeah, here Du go!
Mike: Thanks!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: It's from my Brouther!
Courtney: We never sagte anything about a brouther.
Duncan: Well, I never wan't to talk about him.
Dawn: What do Du hate about?
Duncan: His my twin brouther!
All: What?!?!
Duncan: Yeah he is my twin brouther.
Dawn: Dose he have a girlfriend?
Duncan: No!
Dawn: What I'm desperate.
Noah: I'll go out with you!
Dawn: No!!!!!!!!!!
Noah: Man!
Bridgette: Duncan it will be okay!
Duncan: No It won't!
Courtney: Sure it will!
Heather: Well, I don't care about it so.... Buy!
Bridgette: Heather stay!
Haether: Fine!
Courtney: Duncan: Why don't Du ask Chris for the Tag off?
Duncan: Yeah! I'll be right back! Buy!
Coutney: Do Du think Chris will say yes?
Dawn: No!

Total drama affter TDA! Owen!

posted by JORDW

Owen's mom: Owen your back!
Owen: Hi mom!
Owen's mom: I mad Du tukey!
Owen: Mom, I'm staring to eat heathy now!
Owen's mom: (Gasp) Owen!
Owen: I'm sereus mom!
Owen's mom: (cry)
Owen's dad: What is it?
Owen's mom: Owen is eating helthy!
Owen's dad: What?!?! Owen your grounded!
Owen: What?!?!
Owen's dad: No but's! To your room!
Owen: I hate Du dad!
Owen's mom: Do Du think that was nessasery?
Owen's dad: He can't eat healthy, he's Owen.
Owen mom: Well maybe we could do the same.
Owen's dad: What?!?!

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YuriexDuncan; Chapter 1

posted by Mp4girl

Sonicluver101 drew DuncanxYurie! Thanks! Image credit goes to her ^^

***Kiyurie

I pushed open my apartment door, still sobbing breathlessly. Tears still drop from my eyes as I pressed "6" in the elevator and slowly elevated up to my apartment.
My life was over. My boyfriend, Ryan, had rejected me, he had dumped me. How could he?
I needed Gwen to come over. I reached for the phone, my slim black cell phone, and punched in Gwen's number.
At least, I thought it was Gwen's. I didn't care. Someone answered. I was still crying so I said, "Gwen, come over, please. I need you."
I hung up, because I couldn't stop crying.
Five Minuten later, I heard the elevator come up....

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MY NEW FANFIC!

posted by rose35

Today as hours passed me Von i looked out the window on a windy rainy day.
*knocking on the window*
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
I opened the window to see Owen, Izzy, Katie, Sadie, Eva, DJ, Geoff, and someone I wasn't sure I met before. he looked kind of creepy; he had a green mowhawk, a skull on his shirt, and he had a lot of peircings. It seemed as if he was kind of drear.
Owen: so kate are Du up for the movies?
Kaitlan: but it's raining. i really don't feel like smeeling Owen fart all day. today. And Von the exacly why are Du at my window?
DJ: We wanted to ask Du if Du wanteed to play football.
Kaitlan:...

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Broken When I'm Lonesome part 4: Frenemies and Vampire

posted by 7thGradeGenius

YAY SMILEY!!!

Courtney's POV: I stood there, completely dumbfounded, mouth agape, at how my best friend in the world, just dissed me.

"Sorry I didn't tell you..." Was all she said.

"Aw, is Princess sad?" Duncan pursed his lips in a pout to irk me. It worked, and instead of letting it go like I normally would, I stepped and kicked as hard as I could, sending Duncan to the ground with a loud groan.

"Now shut up." I sagte and turned to Tiannah. "Um, can Du leave for a few hours? We really need to start this project."

"Hm?" Tiannah was playing with her long dyed hair, and she finally looked up. "Oh, sure." She smiled...