Chris: Alright! Welcome back! It’s time to start our play! Cast, are Du ready?
All: YEAH!
Chris: Alright, let’s begin!
**Jake, Jade and Jinx enter**
Jake: Our wedding Tag is almost here, my beautiful Hippolyta. We’ll be getting married in four days, on the Tag of the new moon. But it seems to me that the days are passing too slowly—the old moon is taking too long to fade away! That old, slow moon is keeping me from getting what I want, just like an old widow makes her stepson wait to get his inheritance.
Jade: No, you’ll see, four days will quickly turn into four nights. And since we dream at night, time passes quickly then. Finally the new moon, curved like a silver bow in the sky, will look down on our wedding celebration.
Jake: Go, Philostrate, get the young people of Athens ready to celebrate and have a good time. Sadness is only appropriate for funerals. We don’t want it at our festivities.
Jinx: **exits**
Jake: Hippolyta, I wooed Du with violence, using my sword, and got Du to fall in Liebe with me Von injuring you. But I’ll marry Du under different circumstances—with extravagant festivals, public festivities, and celebration.
**Forrest, Spike, Pierce and Thom enter**
Forrest: Long live Theseus, our famous and respected duke!
Jake: Thanks, good Egeus. What’s new with you?
Forrest: I’m here, full of anger, to complain about my daughter Hermia.—Step forward, Demetrius.—My lord, this man, Demetrius, has my permission to marry her.—Step forward, Lysander.—But this other man, Lysander, has cast a magic spell over my child’s heart.—You, you, Lysander, you’ve gegeben her poems, and exchanged tokens of Liebe with my daughter. You’ve pretended to be in Liebe with her, Singen fake Liebe songs softly at her window Von moonlight, and you’ve captured her imagination Von giving her locks of your hair, rings, toys, trinkets, knickknacks, little presents, flowers, and candies—things that can really influence an impressionable young person. You’ve connived to steal my daughter’s heart, making her stubborn and harsh instead of obedient (like she should be).—And, my gracious duke, if she won’t agree to marry Demetrius right now, I ask Du to let me exercise the right that all fathers have in Athens. Since she belongs to me, I can do what I want with her—as the law says: I can either make her marry Demetrius—or have her killed.
Jake: What do Du have to say for yourself, Hermia? Think carefully, pretty girl. Du should think of your father as a god, since he’s the one who gave Du your beauty. To him, you’re like a figure that he’s sculpted out of wax, and he has the power to keep that figure intact oder to disfigure it. Demetrius is an admirable man.
Spike: So is Lysander.
Jake: You’re right, Lysander’s admirable too. But since your father doesn’t want him to marry you, Du have to consider Demetrius to be the better man.
Spike: I wish my father could see them with my eyes.
Jake: No, Du must see them as your father sees them.
Spike: Your grace, please forgive me. I don’t know what makes me think I can say this, and I don’t know if speaking my mind to such a powerful and noble person as yourself will damage my reputation for modesty. But please, tell me the worst thing that could happen to me if I refuse to marry Demetrius.
Jake: You’ll either be executed oder you’ll never see another man again. So think carefully about what Du want, beautiful Hermia. Consider how young Du are, and Frage your feelings. Then decide whether Du could stand to be a nun, wearing a priestess’s habit and caged up in a cloister forever, living your entire life without a husband oder children, weakly chanting hymns to the cold and virginal goddess of the moon. People who can restrain their passions and stay virgins forever are holy. But although a virgin priestess might be rewarded in heaven, a married woman is happier on Earth. A married woman is like a rose who is picked and made into a beautiful perfume, while a priestess just withers away on the stem.
Spike: **stays silent for a second** I’d rather wither away than give up my virginity to someone I don’t love.
Jake: Take some time to think about this. Von the time of the Weiter new moon—the Tag when Hippolyta and I will be married—be ready either to be executed for disobeying your father, to marry Demetrius as your father wishes, oder to take a vow to spend the rest of your life as a virgin priestess of the moon goddess.
Thom: Please give in, sweet Hermia.—And Lysander, stop Schauspielen like she’s yours. I’ve got Mehr of a right to her than Du do.
Pierce: Her father loves you, Demetrius. So why don’t Du marry him and let me have Hermia?
Forrest: It’s true, rude Lysander, I do Liebe him. That’s why I’m giving him my daughter. She’s mine, and I’m giving her to Demetrius.
Pierce: **to Jake** My lord, I’m just as noble and rich as he is. I Liebe Hermia Mehr than he does. My prospects are as good as his, if not better. And beautiful Hermia loves me—which is Mehr important than all those other things I’m bragging about. Why shouldn’t I be able to marry her? Demetrius—and I’ll say this to his face—courted Nedar’s daughter, Helena, and made her fall in Liebe with him. That sweet lady, Helena, loves devoutly. She adores this horrible and unfaithful man.
Chris: SKIP TO ACT 2 SCENE 1 PAGE 3!!
**cast on stage exit**
**Wyatt and Sayu enter with their Elfen behind them**
Chris: O:. They look so beautiful c’:.
Wyatt: How not nice to see you, Titania.
Sayu: What, are Du jealous, Oberon?—Fairies, let’s get out of here. I’ve sworn I’ll never sleep with him oder talk to him again.
Wyatt: Wait just a minute, Du brazen hussy. Aren’t Du supposed to obey me, your lord and husband?
Sayu: **scoffs** If you’re my lord and husband, I must be your lady and wife, so you’re supposed to be faithful to me. But I know for a fact that Du snuck away from Fairyland disguised as a shepherd, and spent all Tag playing straw pipes and Singen Liebe poems to your new girlfriend. The only reason Du left India was to come here and see that butch amazonas, amazon Hippolyta. She was your boot-wearing mistress and your warrior lover, and now that she’s getting married to Theseus, you’ve come to celebrate their marriage.
Wyatt: How can Du stand there shamelessly talking about me and Hippolyta, when Du know that I know about your Liebe for Theseus? Weren’t Du the one who made him desert Perigouna in the middle of the night, right after he’d raped her? And weren’t Du the one who made him cheat on all of his other girlfriends, like Aegles, Ariadne, and Antiopa?
Chris: Man, I shouldn’t have picked this play. I’m done. I want an elmination!
**Elimination**
Chris: ;D. Alright. The person going Home is…THOM!
Thom: I figured. Good bye, darlings. **winks at Pierce** Just remember what we talked about…**walks out**
Pierce: >_>.
Sayu: Hey, Wyatt? Can I talk to you?
Wyatt: **looks at Sayu sadly** S-Sure…
Sayu: **pulls Wyatt away from everyone** Look, I’m sorry about…
Wyatt: Look, Du don’t have to apologize. I know that Du have a boyfriend. I mean, why wouldn’t you? Du are beautiful and sweet.
Sayu: **sighs**
Danny: **sits all alone in the bibliothek Lesen Hush, Hush**
Timothy: Danny? **peers into library**
Danny: **hides**
Timothy: No, Spike, he isn’t in here…You sagte he was…
Spike: I saw him come in here.
Timothy: I want to talk to him. I haven’t seen him barely today…I miss him.
Spike: I’m sure he misses Du too. O:. I am going to get a cookie! **runs out of library**
Timothy: I’m going to be in here…
Danny: **watches Timothy**
Timothy: I wish he would at least just say hello…
Chris: O:. What will happen??? Find out MAYBE Weiter time on TOTAL DRAMA IMAGINE~!
Sorry for the shitty ending. >_<. I am horrible writers block and yeah 3:. I may not continue this series…
All: YEAH!
Chris: Alright, let’s begin!
**Jake, Jade and Jinx enter**
Jake: Our wedding Tag is almost here, my beautiful Hippolyta. We’ll be getting married in four days, on the Tag of the new moon. But it seems to me that the days are passing too slowly—the old moon is taking too long to fade away! That old, slow moon is keeping me from getting what I want, just like an old widow makes her stepson wait to get his inheritance.
Jade: No, you’ll see, four days will quickly turn into four nights. And since we dream at night, time passes quickly then. Finally the new moon, curved like a silver bow in the sky, will look down on our wedding celebration.
Jake: Go, Philostrate, get the young people of Athens ready to celebrate and have a good time. Sadness is only appropriate for funerals. We don’t want it at our festivities.
Jinx: **exits**
Jake: Hippolyta, I wooed Du with violence, using my sword, and got Du to fall in Liebe with me Von injuring you. But I’ll marry Du under different circumstances—with extravagant festivals, public festivities, and celebration.
**Forrest, Spike, Pierce and Thom enter**
Forrest: Long live Theseus, our famous and respected duke!
Jake: Thanks, good Egeus. What’s new with you?
Forrest: I’m here, full of anger, to complain about my daughter Hermia.—Step forward, Demetrius.—My lord, this man, Demetrius, has my permission to marry her.—Step forward, Lysander.—But this other man, Lysander, has cast a magic spell over my child’s heart.—You, you, Lysander, you’ve gegeben her poems, and exchanged tokens of Liebe with my daughter. You’ve pretended to be in Liebe with her, Singen fake Liebe songs softly at her window Von moonlight, and you’ve captured her imagination Von giving her locks of your hair, rings, toys, trinkets, knickknacks, little presents, flowers, and candies—things that can really influence an impressionable young person. You’ve connived to steal my daughter’s heart, making her stubborn and harsh instead of obedient (like she should be).—And, my gracious duke, if she won’t agree to marry Demetrius right now, I ask Du to let me exercise the right that all fathers have in Athens. Since she belongs to me, I can do what I want with her—as the law says: I can either make her marry Demetrius—or have her killed.
Jake: What do Du have to say for yourself, Hermia? Think carefully, pretty girl. Du should think of your father as a god, since he’s the one who gave Du your beauty. To him, you’re like a figure that he’s sculpted out of wax, and he has the power to keep that figure intact oder to disfigure it. Demetrius is an admirable man.
Spike: So is Lysander.
Jake: You’re right, Lysander’s admirable too. But since your father doesn’t want him to marry you, Du have to consider Demetrius to be the better man.
Spike: I wish my father could see them with my eyes.
Jake: No, Du must see them as your father sees them.
Spike: Your grace, please forgive me. I don’t know what makes me think I can say this, and I don’t know if speaking my mind to such a powerful and noble person as yourself will damage my reputation for modesty. But please, tell me the worst thing that could happen to me if I refuse to marry Demetrius.
Jake: You’ll either be executed oder you’ll never see another man again. So think carefully about what Du want, beautiful Hermia. Consider how young Du are, and Frage your feelings. Then decide whether Du could stand to be a nun, wearing a priestess’s habit and caged up in a cloister forever, living your entire life without a husband oder children, weakly chanting hymns to the cold and virginal goddess of the moon. People who can restrain their passions and stay virgins forever are holy. But although a virgin priestess might be rewarded in heaven, a married woman is happier on Earth. A married woman is like a rose who is picked and made into a beautiful perfume, while a priestess just withers away on the stem.
Spike: **stays silent for a second** I’d rather wither away than give up my virginity to someone I don’t love.
Jake: Take some time to think about this. Von the time of the Weiter new moon—the Tag when Hippolyta and I will be married—be ready either to be executed for disobeying your father, to marry Demetrius as your father wishes, oder to take a vow to spend the rest of your life as a virgin priestess of the moon goddess.
Thom: Please give in, sweet Hermia.—And Lysander, stop Schauspielen like she’s yours. I’ve got Mehr of a right to her than Du do.
Pierce: Her father loves you, Demetrius. So why don’t Du marry him and let me have Hermia?
Forrest: It’s true, rude Lysander, I do Liebe him. That’s why I’m giving him my daughter. She’s mine, and I’m giving her to Demetrius.
Pierce: **to Jake** My lord, I’m just as noble and rich as he is. I Liebe Hermia Mehr than he does. My prospects are as good as his, if not better. And beautiful Hermia loves me—which is Mehr important than all those other things I’m bragging about. Why shouldn’t I be able to marry her? Demetrius—and I’ll say this to his face—courted Nedar’s daughter, Helena, and made her fall in Liebe with him. That sweet lady, Helena, loves devoutly. She adores this horrible and unfaithful man.
Chris: SKIP TO ACT 2 SCENE 1 PAGE 3!!
**cast on stage exit**
**Wyatt and Sayu enter with their Elfen behind them**
Chris: O:. They look so beautiful c’:.
Wyatt: How not nice to see you, Titania.
Sayu: What, are Du jealous, Oberon?—Fairies, let’s get out of here. I’ve sworn I’ll never sleep with him oder talk to him again.
Wyatt: Wait just a minute, Du brazen hussy. Aren’t Du supposed to obey me, your lord and husband?
Sayu: **scoffs** If you’re my lord and husband, I must be your lady and wife, so you’re supposed to be faithful to me. But I know for a fact that Du snuck away from Fairyland disguised as a shepherd, and spent all Tag playing straw pipes and Singen Liebe poems to your new girlfriend. The only reason Du left India was to come here and see that butch amazonas, amazon Hippolyta. She was your boot-wearing mistress and your warrior lover, and now that she’s getting married to Theseus, you’ve come to celebrate their marriage.
Wyatt: How can Du stand there shamelessly talking about me and Hippolyta, when Du know that I know about your Liebe for Theseus? Weren’t Du the one who made him desert Perigouna in the middle of the night, right after he’d raped her? And weren’t Du the one who made him cheat on all of his other girlfriends, like Aegles, Ariadne, and Antiopa?
Chris: Man, I shouldn’t have picked this play. I’m done. I want an elmination!
**Elimination**
Chris: ;D. Alright. The person going Home is…THOM!
Thom: I figured. Good bye, darlings. **winks at Pierce** Just remember what we talked about…**walks out**
Pierce: >_>.
Sayu: Hey, Wyatt? Can I talk to you?
Wyatt: **looks at Sayu sadly** S-Sure…
Sayu: **pulls Wyatt away from everyone** Look, I’m sorry about…
Wyatt: Look, Du don’t have to apologize. I know that Du have a boyfriend. I mean, why wouldn’t you? Du are beautiful and sweet.
Sayu: **sighs**
Danny: **sits all alone in the bibliothek Lesen Hush, Hush**
Timothy: Danny? **peers into library**
Danny: **hides**
Timothy: No, Spike, he isn’t in here…You sagte he was…
Spike: I saw him come in here.
Timothy: I want to talk to him. I haven’t seen him barely today…I miss him.
Spike: I’m sure he misses Du too. O:. I am going to get a cookie! **runs out of library**
Timothy: I’m going to be in here…
Danny: **watches Timothy**
Timothy: I wish he would at least just say hello…
Chris: O:. What will happen??? Find out MAYBE Weiter time on TOTAL DRAMA IMAGINE~!
Sorry for the shitty ending. >_<. I am horrible writers block and yeah 3:. I may not continue this series…
