Die Simpsons Article: how to be like bart simpson!!! now that's gd

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how to be like bart simpson!!! now that's gd

posted by emo_mido

Bearbeiten Steps1Work on your look. Get some gel and spike your hair as often as possible. Rigid spikes are so Bart Simpson! Keep the clothes simple-just T-shirts and shorts.
2Get a skateboard and practice, practice, practice! Practice when Du get Home from school, on the weekends, and in every spare Minute Du get. Try getting help from a person who's really good at it, and be patient. When you're good, teach yourself tricks like jumps and stuff. schlittschuh, skate to school.
3Be mischievous, cheeky and witty. Have smart comebacks to everything, an "innocent" look and voice, and ways of entertaining the class, such as mouthing everything a teacher says in a lecture.
4Don't worry about anything! Just stay calm and cool.
5Say things like "Don't have a cow, man!" and "Ay Caramba! and "Eat my shorts!"
6Watch the Simpsons to get Mehr ideas. Plus, try to know a lot about the actual Bart Simpson.
7Keep a slingshot in your back pocket.
8Have a younger sister who Du Liebe annoying.If Du dont,thats OK.

Bearbeiten WarningsIf Du choose to be mischievous Du may get in trouble, but hey, that's what Bart's all about, right?

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