The Weiter morning was dark and rainy.
I got up out my bett and stretched. I got a big smile on my face and put a crown on my head that read "birthday boy."
I was expecting tons of visitors, but only one came. I heard knocking on my door. I opened it up to see who it was.
With a sad face, I walked up to the door and opened it. It was that one Chris the Mechahog guy. He was holding a present and he was smiling. I sighed.
"Hi!" He shouted. He handed me a present and brought in a cake. "How's your birthday been?" He asked.
"Crappy," I said. "I was expecting a lot of people and Mehr presents."
Chris's expression slightly darkened.
"Well, open it up!" He said.
I ripped open the wrapping paper. It was an iPhone. Under that was something that resembled a PokeDex.
"Thanks!" I shouted. "Is this a PokeDex?" I asked.
"Um, well, sort of. I hacked it to recognize people that Du know instead of PokeMon. Du will need it if Du ever come across that one honey dachs guy again!" He said. He grunted and closed his eyes and put his head on his forehead. He oopened the door and ran out. "Sorry!" He shouted.
"But wait!" I shouted. I shighed and walked over to the table. I cut the cake and put a slice on a plate. I pulled out a fork and sighed again. I rested my head on my head on my hand that wasn't holding the fork and started eating.
A few hours later, I heard thunder outside. The sky was turning black, along with everything else. I jumped out the door. "Not again...." I pulled out my PokeDex thingy. and started running.
A pentagram was spreading across the sky, just like it had before, strange things were growing everywhere, just like before, and people were running, just like before. I jumped up and started flying into the thunder.
My Dex thing started beeping.
I pulled it out.
It sagte "Madjin the Dark/Honey Badger".
I flew up farther and saw Chris the Mechahog fighting Madjin in a different form. I smirked and chuckled.
I put on a fake mustache and a deliverey man costume and flew up to Madjin.
"Sir, I have your order of "The Satanic Bible".
He pulled the box out of my hands and opened it. Suddenly, a messer sprung out of the box and hit him in the chest and stuck there. He fell to to the ground. He fell with such force that the messer stuck to the ground while it was in Madjin's chest. A pile of blood started pouring from it.
Chris and I both flew down to the ground. We gave each other a high five.
Everything went light again, very quickly.
"HELL YES."
I got up out my bett and stretched. I got a big smile on my face and put a crown on my head that read "birthday boy."
I was expecting tons of visitors, but only one came. I heard knocking on my door. I opened it up to see who it was.
With a sad face, I walked up to the door and opened it. It was that one Chris the Mechahog guy. He was holding a present and he was smiling. I sighed.
"Hi!" He shouted. He handed me a present and brought in a cake. "How's your birthday been?" He asked.
"Crappy," I said. "I was expecting a lot of people and Mehr presents."
Chris's expression slightly darkened.
"Well, open it up!" He said.
I ripped open the wrapping paper. It was an iPhone. Under that was something that resembled a PokeDex.
"Thanks!" I shouted. "Is this a PokeDex?" I asked.
"Um, well, sort of. I hacked it to recognize people that Du know instead of PokeMon. Du will need it if Du ever come across that one honey dachs guy again!" He said. He grunted and closed his eyes and put his head on his forehead. He oopened the door and ran out. "Sorry!" He shouted.
"But wait!" I shouted. I shighed and walked over to the table. I cut the cake and put a slice on a plate. I pulled out a fork and sighed again. I rested my head on my head on my hand that wasn't holding the fork and started eating.
A few hours later, I heard thunder outside. The sky was turning black, along with everything else. I jumped out the door. "Not again...." I pulled out my PokeDex thingy. and started running.
A pentagram was spreading across the sky, just like it had before, strange things were growing everywhere, just like before, and people were running, just like before. I jumped up and started flying into the thunder.
My Dex thing started beeping.
I pulled it out.
It sagte "Madjin the Dark/Honey Badger".
I flew up farther and saw Chris the Mechahog fighting Madjin in a different form. I smirked and chuckled.
I put on a fake mustache and a deliverey man costume and flew up to Madjin.
"Sir, I have your order of "The Satanic Bible".
He pulled the box out of my hands and opened it. Suddenly, a messer sprung out of the box and hit him in the chest and stuck there. He fell to to the ground. He fell with such force that the messer stuck to the ground while it was in Madjin's chest. A pile of blood started pouring from it.
Chris and I both flew down to the ground. We gave each other a high five.
Everything went light again, very quickly.
"HELL YES."
Andrew.
Memorandum: Re: St. Christoph's Square
To: Achio Noch
From: Gallancy Torren Oceanius
>But why not?
>
>Well......
>Diabo? He'd kill me for not being Nimean.
>Arty? She'd probably just throw paint at me.
>Nate would send bees at me.
>Tydus would hold me for ransom.
>Estill is the personality of a *SPOILERS FOR ANYONE Lesen DOES NOT COMPUTE*
>Do Du REALLY expect me to SURVIVE? Even in Taetoro?
>
>..... Maybe not for LOOONG....
>
>Exactly.
>
>So, you're NOT coming?
>
> *facepalm*
To: Achio Noch
From: Gallancy Torren Oceanius
>But why not?
>
>Well......
>Diabo? He'd kill me for not being Nimean.
>Arty? She'd probably just throw paint at me.
>Nate would send bees at me.
>Tydus would hold me for ransom.
>Estill is the personality of a *SPOILERS FOR ANYONE Lesen DOES NOT COMPUTE*
>Do Du REALLY expect me to SURVIVE? Even in Taetoro?
>
>..... Maybe not for LOOONG....
>
>Exactly.
>
>So, you're NOT coming?
>
> *facepalm*
My first story, so, if Du wanna make suggestions, post of a Forum ill make in a bit.
The old streets eminated of fossil fuels burning, roadkill and sadness. The ally was scattered with boxes, empty glass bottles and pieces of old news paper. In the distance, a siren went off and Hunde yipped to eachother in thier own language. The streets felt cold and filled with the sorrow of the people around.
My body felt cold as ice. I longed to be warm and safe. I wished I had some money to get something to eat, but who would listen to a stray? No one. I curled up in a ball, attempting to get warm, as I drifted into a small rest.
I worried if the wrong person would find me here in this ally, alone in this cold, dark allyway. I dismissed this worry and held the arms of false hope, whispering false facts into my freezing ears.
I believed the false hope's bitterly cold arms were a sign I was alive.
The old streets eminated of fossil fuels burning, roadkill and sadness. The ally was scattered with boxes, empty glass bottles and pieces of old news paper. In the distance, a siren went off and Hunde yipped to eachother in thier own language. The streets felt cold and filled with the sorrow of the people around.
My body felt cold as ice. I longed to be warm and safe. I wished I had some money to get something to eat, but who would listen to a stray? No one. I curled up in a ball, attempting to get warm, as I drifted into a small rest.
I worried if the wrong person would find me here in this ally, alone in this cold, dark allyway. I dismissed this worry and held the arms of false hope, whispering false facts into my freezing ears.
I believed the false hope's bitterly cold arms were a sign I was alive.
Once upon a time, Tydus, Torren, Mef and Zanehorn were in the magical land of erdnuss butter when Zanehorn had an idea.
'LETS ALL WEAR erdnuss butter =D' he yelled.
Torren jumped into the erdnuss butter and hugged Tydus tightly, eventually asphixiatining him and causing his demise.
Then Zanehhorn ran around with only erdnuss butter on while Torren and Mef threw Schokolade at each other.
Tydus' dead body was re-animated Von a erdnuss demon and he attacked everyone yelling 'TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLORAEG!!!!!!!!!!'
Mef ate Tydus and resumed throwing things at Torren and Zanehorn remained covered while making out with Seuris in a corner.
And Tydus was watching down from Heaven, talking to St. Micheal.
Tydus pointed to Torren. 'He's my brother (3' he said.
'And you're proud of that?' Micheal asked.
'Not really,' sagte Tydus going back to eat some andy clouds'
'LETS ALL WEAR erdnuss butter =D' he yelled.
Torren jumped into the erdnuss butter and hugged Tydus tightly, eventually asphixiatining him and causing his demise.
Then Zanehhorn ran around with only erdnuss butter on while Torren and Mef threw Schokolade at each other.
Tydus' dead body was re-animated Von a erdnuss demon and he attacked everyone yelling 'TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLORAEG!!!!!!!!!!'
Mef ate Tydus and resumed throwing things at Torren and Zanehorn remained covered while making out with Seuris in a corner.
And Tydus was watching down from Heaven, talking to St. Micheal.
Tydus pointed to Torren. 'He's my brother (3' he said.
'And you're proud of that?' Micheal asked.
'Not really,' sagte Tydus going back to eat some andy clouds'
Neptun frowned at the bottom of the sea, hating the Old One.
He was cursed to be confined to the sea, all because the Old One was afraid.
Neptun was at the bottom of the sea because he was in Liebe with his sister Siria. The Old One knew it was mutual, and knew of a prophecy saying a newborn from the Few would overthrow him, and seperated the two.
"SIRIA! WE SHALL BE TOGETHER!"
He received no news at the bottom of the sea, and had no knowledge that his Mother was with child.
So he was determined that the child that overthrew the Old One would be his and Siria's.
Neptun was near ready for bed, when he saw a sword appear before him. Followed Von a vision.
(pretend this is italics) Neptun drove the sword victoriously through the Pyramis of the Old One.
He saw his life as he desired it.
With Siria.
(nu longer italics)
"Yes," sagte Neptun. "This is what I desire."
Neptun grabbed the sword and swam to his schloss to prepare.
He was cursed to be confined to the sea, all because the Old One was afraid.
Neptun was at the bottom of the sea because he was in Liebe with his sister Siria. The Old One knew it was mutual, and knew of a prophecy saying a newborn from the Few would overthrow him, and seperated the two.
"SIRIA! WE SHALL BE TOGETHER!"
He received no news at the bottom of the sea, and had no knowledge that his Mother was with child.
So he was determined that the child that overthrew the Old One would be his and Siria's.
Neptun was near ready for bed, when he saw a sword appear before him. Followed Von a vision.
(pretend this is italics) Neptun drove the sword victoriously through the Pyramis of the Old One.
He saw his life as he desired it.
With Siria.
(nu longer italics)
"Yes," sagte Neptun. "This is what I desire."
Neptun grabbed the sword and swam to his schloss to prepare.
