100 themes challenge 2
-Complicated-
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Book II growled as he looked down at the expansion of cords and wires covering the floor of Shane’s room. What an asshole, leaving ALL of his own equipment all over the floor, and then wanting Book to clean it up!
Growling, Book grabbed the nearest computer cable, attaching Shane’s laptop to his speaker system. It had been Rapunzel – Neu verföhnt around countless radio headsets, maus cords, keyboards, microphones, chargers for everything anyone could think of, and god knows what else was here.
It was nerd heaven. It was also a pity that Book wasn’t a nerd.
And faced with this complicated mass of wires, he wasn’t sure he’d be able to untangle everything within his lifespan to come.
Getting his mobile out of his pocket, Book dialled Shane’s number, and waited. It rang twice before that goddamn hybrid picked up.
“Hey Book! Whazzup my fine friend?” He slurred, very clearly half drunk.
“I wasn’t aware I was agreeing to such a big job when I sagte I’d organise your tech for you.” Book growled, just about ready to rip his Captain’s head off.
“Oh... Uh, I gotta go, man. Sim’s tryin’ ta teach me how ta shuffle... Heh... I don’t get it.” Shane giggled, then hung up.
Book just stood there in silence, still staring at the wires, until eventually he just decided to wire a proximity bomb into the mass and wait for that asshole to stagger into his room.
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A/N: Wow, that was nasty Schreiben right here. Really bad writing, no? I suck at comedy. LOL at drunk Shane. The poor dear will remember nothing he did the Weiter day.
Yeah... So, this really isn't the best Schreiben I've ever done in my life. Whatever. I hope Du enjoyed it anyway.
-Complicated-
--
Book II growled as he looked down at the expansion of cords and wires covering the floor of Shane’s room. What an asshole, leaving ALL of his own equipment all over the floor, and then wanting Book to clean it up!
Growling, Book grabbed the nearest computer cable, attaching Shane’s laptop to his speaker system. It had been Rapunzel – Neu verföhnt around countless radio headsets, maus cords, keyboards, microphones, chargers for everything anyone could think of, and god knows what else was here.
It was nerd heaven. It was also a pity that Book wasn’t a nerd.
And faced with this complicated mass of wires, he wasn’t sure he’d be able to untangle everything within his lifespan to come.
Getting his mobile out of his pocket, Book dialled Shane’s number, and waited. It rang twice before that goddamn hybrid picked up.
“Hey Book! Whazzup my fine friend?” He slurred, very clearly half drunk.
“I wasn’t aware I was agreeing to such a big job when I sagte I’d organise your tech for you.” Book growled, just about ready to rip his Captain’s head off.
“Oh... Uh, I gotta go, man. Sim’s tryin’ ta teach me how ta shuffle... Heh... I don’t get it.” Shane giggled, then hung up.
Book just stood there in silence, still staring at the wires, until eventually he just decided to wire a proximity bomb into the mass and wait for that asshole to stagger into his room.
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A/N: Wow, that was nasty Schreiben right here. Really bad writing, no? I suck at comedy. LOL at drunk Shane. The poor dear will remember nothing he did the Weiter day.
Yeah... So, this really isn't the best Schreiben I've ever done in my life. Whatever. I hope Du enjoyed it anyway.
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt pfirsich preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now oder i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT arsch hündin OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that hündin now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now oder i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT arsch hündin OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that hündin now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired Von an old Artikel I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt oder Dull Object While Eating apfel, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An apfel, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked oder Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt oder Dull Object While Eating apfel, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An apfel, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked oder Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, Du LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” sagte HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
Von then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, Du LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” sagte HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
Von then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
After math class, Cynthia walked to her boyfriend, Mars.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.