Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do Du feel about Snape?
2.    How do Du feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did Du choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying Du already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind Du of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...