Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do Du feel about Snape?
2.    How do Du feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did Du choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying Du already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind Du of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...

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I don't know if you've noticed, but a healthy percentage of the otherwise perfectly sane women in this country have gone into heat over Snape.

Snape, for those of Du have been living under a toadstool and aren't familiar with him, is the baddie wizard in the Harry Potter series. He's the surly Potions Master, and his primary function is to look puckery and to simmer with barely-contained hatred everytime he sees Harry Potter.

Sexy Snape is played in the film Von Alan Rickman. Since I live with a horny Alan Rickman fan, I'm already aware that AR has a devoted...