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Tori: What news??
Roc: Do Du wanna come on this tour with us?
Tori: How long is it
Prod: A year
Tori: Lemme ask my momma!!
Tori goes in the living room
-Phone Convo-
Nicki: Hello?
Tori: Hey mommy
Nicki: Did Du have fun last night
Tori: Yeah I had a good time
Nicki: That's good now why are Du calling
Tori: Ohhhhh I was gonna ask Can I Go On Tour With Roc
Nicki: Sure how long???
Tori: A year!
Nicki: Ohhhhh come get your chothes and are Du gonna miss one of the concerts to come to the family reunion?
Tori:Yeah im going
Nicki: Bye
Tori: ohhhh well bye Liebe you
-Phone Convo over-
Tori:*walks in küche sad*
Roc:...

Prince: Pssssttt......PRODIIIIJJJAAAAYYYY
Prod: What Prince?
Prince: I will give Du 3 dollars to eat THIS baum bark *Pulls it out*
Tori: *Wakes up* PRINCE Du BETTA NOT!
Roc: *Wakes up* Betta not what?
Ray: Eat some baum bark......
Roc: For how much!?
Prince: 3 dollars........
Roc: I'll do it!
Tori: Du BETTA FUCKIN' N-O-T
Ray: Then I will
Tori: NO Du NOT!
Myles: *Runs In* Who makin' my future wifey scream?
Tori: Huh?
Roc: He likes you......
Tori: Ohhh....So when Prince sagte he liked me Du wanna *Roc's Voice* IMA KICK YO ASS! but when it's Myles it's all like *Roc's Voice* He likes you
Ray: *Laughs* Shawty...

Prince: Roc don't kill me but.......Yeah
Roc: WHAT? She's MY girlfriend she has no interest in you
Tori: Roc calm down it's only a crush damn ._.
Prod: Yeah Roc be calm
Roc: Okay......*Breaths* I'm calm
Prince: So Du mad?
Roc: NIGGA AM I MAD? NO PRINCETON IM PISSED!
Prince: But for what though it's not like im gonna get her
Tori: *Stands up* Du WILL IF HE KEEPS BITCHING LIKE THIS!
Roc: What?
Tori: Du heard me Roc....Your mad over NOTHING! It's only a stupid crush!
Prod: *Whispers to Ray* Awwww......their first fight
Ray: *Whispers to Prod* I know right!
Roc: That's NOT the point TORI
Tori: Then what is...

Pattie: Are Du serious? Du want ME to come?
Roc: Yeah....You payin' remember?
Pattie: Ohhhh.......Yeah!
Prod: Well come on i'm starvin'!
Pattie and the gang gose to the Essen court, gets their Essen and sit a table
Roc: *Takes a bite of his food*
Tori: *Watches him*
Roc: Yes.....?
Prince: *Laughs* Tori Du all in his face
Tori: Sorry.....I just wanted to see how he eat.......
Ray: Creepo!
Tori: *Looks At Ray* Yo momma!
Roc: Tori.......Be nice
Pattie: So what's your names?
Prince: Jacob.....OR Princeton
Pattie: *Smiles HARD* Like the college???
Prince: Ummmm......Yeah o.O
Roc: I'm Chresanto oder Roc Royal OR...

Tori: Yeah sure
They all go in the lazy river
Prince: *laughing*
Ray: What's so funny Prince
Prince: The water's cold
Tori: Your so goofy
Roc: I gotta go pee im about to go pee in here
Ray: Who do Du think Du are R-Kelly?
Prod: Du can go pee when we get out okay??
Roc: Otay
They all get out the pool and Roc dose his thing
Tori: That was nasty people put that water in their mouth
Roc: My pee taste like kool-aid
Tori: I gotta change my bathing suit now
Ray: Why
Tori: I was still in there 5 Sekunden after he started
Roc: *laughs* My bad...
Tori changes into this: link

You choose the best one :D
Roc: Du look...