I'm offended by their general presence!

It's just not right! get it right, left?
haha, I'm a moron :D

I know, RIGHT? haha! I just can't in my right frame of mind say cream cheese is offensive! It would never allow me to eat it again!

i fear sporks :P

sporks are epic and im left handed so evn though we're losers i cant betray my own species =) and cream cheese smells strange

Left handed people are cool! :)

P.S. I'm right handed :D

Lol i am left handed and i know we are freaks but i cant turn my back on us lol FORKS ARE SCARY!!! Lol

HEY IM A LEFT-HANDER!! lol i write with my left hand and like do everyting else with my right side, so im ambedectrious, idk how to spell that, im preety most americans dont know how to spell that, lol, btw im not offended by sporks, i just picked one!

sporks stink.
left handed ppl are cool. not offended by that at all.

Hey! I'm mostly a left-handed person except that i write righty and swing a bat righty.

Left-handed people are cool. Sporks are not.

sporks are just akward little things...

These things will one day TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

hell yea!!ded offensive...

sporks are just wrong i mean is it a fork or a spoon? i love cream cheese and my dad is left handed so i couldn't pick those so i guess i'll go with sporks

you can poke someones eye out.

Sporks are just so annoying! I mean, is it a fork or a spoon? Can't it just pick something? Stupid undecided untinsels x[

Is it scary that i eat Cream Cheese with a Spork with my left hand?