Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake Liebe notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near Du falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the oben, nach oben of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already.
Place chalk inside the erasers so the teachers end up putting big 'ol lines across the blackboard.
When Du use the bathroom, get a LOT of soap on your hands (if it's the slimy kind), but don't wash it off, just leave goo all over doorknobs, railings, etc.
Screaming gibberish in crowded hallways is always good for a laugh.
Leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Ask people to hold your hand when going down the stairs.
Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.
Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your typos.
Carve your paper on the bathroom wall.
Cite issues of Spiderman and Batman as resources in your bibliography.
Come to class leading a horse oder camel. When asked to turn in the paper, take it out of one of the saddlebags, then shoot the horse/camel/whatever away. Refuse to discuss it.
Compare and contrast the characters of James T. Kirk and Jean-Luc Picard. Claim that one is actually Hamlet, and the other is King Lear. Say that Worf is Ophelia.
Draw obscure connections between totally unrelated things. For example, claim that abnormal amounts of neutrino activity in Germany caused Hitler to invade France, oder that the Roman empire collapsed because of a shortage of qualified botanists.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Get a large piece of paper oder canvas. Smear paint all over it and hand it in as your paper. Explain that the topic was such an emotional one for you, and that mere words couldn't possibly express what Du had to say.
Hand your paper in in a sealed envelope with postmarks from several different countries on it. Say that Du wanted several different perspectives on your work.
If assigned a 2000-word paper, draw two pictures of what the paper was supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right?
If assigned a paper in philosophy class, explain that Du can't do the paper because you're not sure if the class really exists, oder if it and the professor are just illusions created Von your subconscious. If Du do end up Schreiben the paper, write about whether oder not the paper actually exists.
Make a footprint on the back of one of the pages. When questioned Von the professor, act like it's nothing unusual. After all, he did tell Du to include footnotes.
Make a tape of Du Singen the contents of your paper, opera- style, and hand that in.
Make your paper one long, neverending sentence that goes on for pages and pages and pages; use alot of semi-colons, commas, and other interesting, rarely-used punctuation marks [(for example), an interesting one: the colon_] but never ever end the sentence {[_-|/??!]}.
Ol, switch alound arr the l's and r's in youl papel, rike Monty python did in Queen Erizabeth the Thild.
On the Tag the paper is due, skip into class, waving the paper and screaming, "I have a paper! I have a paper!". Run around the class a few times, then joyfully throw it out the window. Laugh and yell, "There's my paper!", then run outside to get it. Repeat this all through the period, oder until the prof throws Du out.
Paint a large white stripe down the front of your paper. Say that on the way to class, your dropped it in the straße and it got run over Von one of those trucks that paint lines on the road.
Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog from eating it.
Poke several holes in the paper. Say that Du were mobbed Von crows on the way to class.
Print all the pages on one sheet of paper, with the text overlapping. Say that that was all the paper Du had.
Put nonsense words down as quotes. Say that Du are quoting the words of a well-known Zen master who was speaking in tongues at the time.
Pwetend Du have a speech impediment and awways type w's whenevew Du weawwy want to type r's ow l's.
Refer to all prominant historical figures Von nicknames. For example, call George Washington "Georgie". Call Ben Franklin "Sparky".
Refuse to do the paper on account of the fact that Du are a member of Greenpeace and strongly object to the gratuitous slaughter of trees caused Von the massive amount of paper used in Schreiben assignments.
Spill a martini on your sociology paper. Say that Du wrote it in a bar so that Du could see "sociology in action."
Staple a picture of an academic building to the paper. Cite the picture as a resource.
Support your thesis with Zitate from your VCR manual.
Switch the names of prominent history figures with the names of your friends, classmates, etc. Claim that your roommate led the Spanish Armada.
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Tell the professor that Du need an extension because one of your primary sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see Du until the Weiter full moon.
The night before the paper is due, call the professor and explain that Du can't turn your paper in because it contains sensitive military information and is only available on a "need to know" basis. Insist that General Schwarzkopf says Du should get an 'A'.
Turn in a letter Du wrote to your cousin. When the teacher confronts Du about it, say that Du must have gotten the letter and the paper mixed up. Say that you'll turn the paper in as soon as Du get it back, but your cousin lives in Siberia, so it might take a while.(This is a nifty way to get an extension.)
Turn the paper in Von making paper airplanes out of the pages of the paper and attempting to fly them onto the professor's desk.
Type gibberish. When Du hand it in, claim that your computer crashed while Du were printing it, and Du couldn't retrieve the original.
Use a gabelstapler to bring your paper to class, even if it's only a few pages. Explain that it involved some very heavy reading.
When Schreiben an especially long paper, put a recipe for Schokolade cake in the middle and see if the professor notices.
When your prof asks for an outline of your paper, draw the outline of the piece of paper Du typed it on and hand it in.
Write a paper discussing why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but transporter, van Gogh didn't. Discuss whether transporter, van Gogh would have used nunchakus oder katanas.
Write about whether Plato would have sagte that Miller Light is "less filling" oder that it "tastes great". Also explain why Aristotle would have taken the opposite view. Try to predict both philosphers' reactions to Spuds McKensie.
Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in Von sticking them all over the professor's door.
Write your history paper on parchment, using a quill. Say that Du were trying to get the feel for the period.
Write your paper Von cutting out words from magazines and sticking them on the page, ransom-note style.
Write your psychology paper on possible genetic anomalies that might cause a person to prefer anchovies.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake Liebe notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near Du falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the oben, nach oben of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already.
Place chalk inside the erasers so the teachers end up putting big 'ol lines across the blackboard.
When Du use the bathroom, get a LOT of soap on your hands (if it's the slimy kind), but don't wash it off, just leave goo all over doorknobs, railings, etc.
Screaming gibberish in crowded hallways is always good for a laugh.
Leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Ask people to hold your hand when going down the stairs.
Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.
Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your typos.
Carve your paper on the bathroom wall.
Cite issues of Spiderman and Batman as resources in your bibliography.
Come to class leading a horse oder camel. When asked to turn in the paper, take it out of one of the saddlebags, then shoot the horse/camel/whatever away. Refuse to discuss it.
Compare and contrast the characters of James T. Kirk and Jean-Luc Picard. Claim that one is actually Hamlet, and the other is King Lear. Say that Worf is Ophelia.
Draw obscure connections between totally unrelated things. For example, claim that abnormal amounts of neutrino activity in Germany caused Hitler to invade France, oder that the Roman empire collapsed because of a shortage of qualified botanists.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Get a large piece of paper oder canvas. Smear paint all over it and hand it in as your paper. Explain that the topic was such an emotional one for you, and that mere words couldn't possibly express what Du had to say.
Hand your paper in in a sealed envelope with postmarks from several different countries on it. Say that Du wanted several different perspectives on your work.
If assigned a 2000-word paper, draw two pictures of what the paper was supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right?
If assigned a paper in philosophy class, explain that Du can't do the paper because you're not sure if the class really exists, oder if it and the professor are just illusions created Von your subconscious. If Du do end up Schreiben the paper, write about whether oder not the paper actually exists.
Make a footprint on the back of one of the pages. When questioned Von the professor, act like it's nothing unusual. After all, he did tell Du to include footnotes.
Make a tape of Du Singen the contents of your paper, opera- style, and hand that in.
Make your paper one long, neverending sentence that goes on for pages and pages and pages; use alot of semi-colons, commas, and other interesting, rarely-used punctuation marks [(for example), an interesting one: the colon_] but never ever end the sentence {[_-|/??!]}.
Ol, switch alound arr the l's and r's in youl papel, rike Monty python did in Queen Erizabeth the Thild.
On the Tag the paper is due, skip into class, waving the paper and screaming, "I have a paper! I have a paper!". Run around the class a few times, then joyfully throw it out the window. Laugh and yell, "There's my paper!", then run outside to get it. Repeat this all through the period, oder until the prof throws Du out.
Paint a large white stripe down the front of your paper. Say that on the way to class, your dropped it in the straße and it got run over Von one of those trucks that paint lines on the road.
Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog from eating it.
Poke several holes in the paper. Say that Du were mobbed Von crows on the way to class.
Print all the pages on one sheet of paper, with the text overlapping. Say that that was all the paper Du had.
Put nonsense words down as quotes. Say that Du are quoting the words of a well-known Zen master who was speaking in tongues at the time.
Pwetend Du have a speech impediment and awways type w's whenevew Du weawwy want to type r's ow l's.
Refer to all prominant historical figures Von nicknames. For example, call George Washington "Georgie". Call Ben Franklin "Sparky".
Refuse to do the paper on account of the fact that Du are a member of Greenpeace and strongly object to the gratuitous slaughter of trees caused Von the massive amount of paper used in Schreiben assignments.
Spill a martini on your sociology paper. Say that Du wrote it in a bar so that Du could see "sociology in action."
Staple a picture of an academic building to the paper. Cite the picture as a resource.
Support your thesis with Zitate from your VCR manual.
Switch the names of prominent history figures with the names of your friends, classmates, etc. Claim that your roommate led the Spanish Armada.
TTyyppee eevveerryy lleetttteerr ttwwiiccee..
Tell the professor that Du need an extension because one of your primary sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see Du until the Weiter full moon.
The night before the paper is due, call the professor and explain that Du can't turn your paper in because it contains sensitive military information and is only available on a "need to know" basis. Insist that General Schwarzkopf says Du should get an 'A'.
Turn in a letter Du wrote to your cousin. When the teacher confronts Du about it, say that Du must have gotten the letter and the paper mixed up. Say that you'll turn the paper in as soon as Du get it back, but your cousin lives in Siberia, so it might take a while.(This is a nifty way to get an extension.)
Turn the paper in Von making paper airplanes out of the pages of the paper and attempting to fly them onto the professor's desk.
Type gibberish. When Du hand it in, claim that your computer crashed while Du were printing it, and Du couldn't retrieve the original.
Use a gabelstapler to bring your paper to class, even if it's only a few pages. Explain that it involved some very heavy reading.
When Schreiben an especially long paper, put a recipe for Schokolade cake in the middle and see if the professor notices.
When your prof asks for an outline of your paper, draw the outline of the piece of paper Du typed it on and hand it in.
Write a paper discussing why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but transporter, van Gogh didn't. Discuss whether transporter, van Gogh would have used nunchakus oder katanas.
Write about whether Plato would have sagte that Miller Light is "less filling" oder that it "tastes great". Also explain why Aristotle would have taken the opposite view. Try to predict both philosphers' reactions to Spuds McKensie.
Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in Von sticking them all over the professor's door.
Write your history paper on parchment, using a quill. Say that Du were trying to get the feel for the period.
Write your paper Von cutting out words from magazines and sticking them on the page, ransom-note style.
Write your psychology paper on possible genetic anomalies that might cause a person to prefer anchovies.
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the blume girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure Du disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call Du repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure Du set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Schokolade fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid Bewegen Von getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the blume girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure Du disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call Du repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure Du set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Schokolade fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid Bewegen Von getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your Friends hit Du on the back and spit out a piece of white gum oder a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until Du have $20 oder more.
#7 If Du have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do Babys come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob oder Musik videos.
#4 Go around Singen the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!