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When Du See It

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when Du see it

mind fuck

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Zufällig Funnies

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tell all my Friends i'm dead

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Stress Relief

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Source: I don't know.

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Lost & Found Pet Signs

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Cutest cartoon boys ever

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Some pictures from my favourite cartoon:Winx Club ♥

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Funny Signs

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-Demotivational-

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O.O

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Source: idk ):

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Hmm...

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Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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Why? (Please read)

posted by ITF

Von Jami Sassone

The man with the metal rod returns today
He summons me in the most painful way
It burns. It stings. It's scorching hot.
I yell, "please stop!" He will not
Why?

To the rack; I brace for the worst
He violates me again; this time's not the first
Back to my cage, to wonder how long
Yearning for Antwort to what I've done wrong?

Nine months later the answer arrives
I now have someone for whom to survive
Three times I've felt love, one being today
Three times, as well, it's been taken away.
Why?

My milch is for you, not him all
You enjoy what Du eat, but remember my calls
When the cheese melts nicely...

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Interesting facts on pfannkuchen

posted by tecna535

pfannkuchen can be found in many cultures around the world, although they might not use the same ingredients as pancakes, they are generally similar in taste and texture.

Maple syrup, which goes great with pancakes, is actually a baum sap, that comes from the ahorn tree, which is found mostly in the Canadian region.

The French often make a wish while turning the pancake during the cooking process, while holding a coin in the other hand.

The first recipe for pfannkuchen were listed in the 15th century, in a English cookbook.

The world's largest pancake was cooked in Roch-dale Manchester in the Jahr 1994,...

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Someone To Ask For Help (YJ:I fanfic(Spoilers!)

posted by numnumyellow67

NOT SLASH!
Note: I can not freaking write ;3;
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Jaime couldn't believe how much the newest team member, the hyperactive teen speedster from the future, had seemed to enjoy being around him. It seemed whenever they were even in the same room together Bart would rush over to start talking to him. He didn't know why his new friend had liked him so much, he liked everybody on the team, but not near as much as him.

It wasn't anything extremely close, but it was close as two guys could get without being gay. That may sound strange, but it's pretty much the only way one...

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20 "funny cause its true" facts

posted by sideshowbobbart

1) Du will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) Du will check the Fridge to see if any Essen has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and Du are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) Du hate it when Du run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when Du are in the middle of a huge argument and realize Du are wrong

8) Du think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 Minuten after the right moment

9)...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: This is starting to be a nightmare

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...

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How To Deal With Rude People.

posted by Tamar20

Abounding times in your life Du will meet mean oder rude people that Du dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This Artikel will teach Du all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes oder they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", oder Du can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...

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Why I Think Bullies and Mean Girls Act the Way They Do

posted by madisonsavanna

One Tag a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are Du laughing? I just insulted all of Du losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how Du feel Du have to take the time to make fun of us. Du obviously...

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tonight,my daddy......

posted by j-bfan7

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All Tag long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try...

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Zufällig FACTS that will leave Du (not) Dazed

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A ratte survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for Hunde are sold in Tokyo

6. A delphin sleeps with one eye open

7. A krokodil can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast Musik makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs Mehr than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...

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20 Zufällig ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just Zufällig ways to eat my Favorit cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with erdbeere milk
5. frozen
6. Frozen with milk
7. Frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in Frozen yogurt
11. in Frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with erdnuss butter
14. Frozen with erdnuss butter
15. Frozen with 7up
16. with erdnuss butter and 7up
17. with kirsche 7up
18. Frozen with kirsche 7up
19. Frozen with erdnuss butter and kirsche 7up
20. Von itself

If Du try any of these and like it, please write a Kommentar and tell me which one(s) Du tried. :)