When life gives Du lemons, make orange saft and leave the world wondering how the heck Du did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first Du don't succeed, destroy everything.
An apfel, apple a Tag can keep any doctor away if Du throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 Mehr letters in the alphabet.
Do Du believe in Liebe at first sight, oder should I walk Von again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...
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