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Reverse thinspo

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

i just wonder if Du guys like this better, oder Du don't like pictures of girls at all

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Funny pictures XD

added by NomyCake

Source: Various places on the web, mostly AngelzFunnyz.com

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Dinosaurier don't know how to use Calendars

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Source: stumbleupon

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tEcKtOnIk

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How Are Du Peeling?

added by knight_princess

Source: Saxton Freeman

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Public Picture(Boring!

added by zanesaaomgfan

Source: Windows 7 Vista

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Kitties :3

added by PoddoChan

Source: The Internet....AGAIN :)

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Rosen :)

added by PoddoChan

Source: DeviantART.com and The Internet

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Cricket Aus vs South Africa

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Source: My own Fotos

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Celebrating Randomness

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strand

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thats Zufällig

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Source: my Google skillz

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Why I don't like the Zufällig Fan club

posted by misscrazel

1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I gepostet a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think Du can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the Zufällig Fan club doesn't mean Du won't get reported.

3. The Fragen aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then Du click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If Du post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.

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The Social Monsters: Cliques, Conformity, and Stereotypes:

posted by theatreprincess

There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over Von the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...

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Cute Letter from Dani to her husband Patrick <3

posted by 16falloutboy

To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw Du to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I Liebe you
Du say do Du mean it?
I say yes I do
I Liebe Du
Mehr than anything in the world
Du Liebe me for who I am
Not for my looks oder body
Just me
If Du never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
Du found me and took me in
Du cared for me and treated me like...

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Puns for Educated People

posted by Bananaaddict

This Liste was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My Favoriten are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round tabelle was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much Du push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...

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Fear Of Itching

posted by Schnusch

What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.

Why Do People Fear Itching?

If Du have a phobia about itching, Du may harbor some memories of past infections oder other problems that caused Du to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.

Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...

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Bill Gates Goes to Hell

posted by x-menobsessed26

Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up Von St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send Du to Heaven oder Hell. After all, Du enormously helped society Von putting a computer in almost every Home in America, yet Du also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let Du decide where Du want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let Du visit both places briefly,...

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100 ways to annoy a pizza man

posted by Thecharliejay

1. If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their Fragen with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...

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13 Zufällig ways to be annoying

posted by RandomOne

Note: These have been all tried Von me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to Zufällig people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw popcorn at Zufällig people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were Du following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, Du run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do Du follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do Du have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...

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11 stupid things i really want to do!!!!!

posted by tribro3

1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man oder YMCA
5. schlagen, punsch someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on oben, nach oben of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and schlagen, punsch all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus oder Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"