"The difference between an alcoholic and a junkie: an alcoholic will steal your geldbörse and be consumed with regret and remorse; a junkie will steal your geldbörse and then help Du look for it" -Craig Ferguson (KING of Late Night) xD
BEllA to Edward:OMG its the hündin who stahl, stola my pads Emmett to Edward: Hey, did Du give her her pads back? Edward to Emmett: No.Hahaha. ~funniest twilight parody thus far