If Du had a friend that Du spoke to the same way Du speak to yourself, how long do Du think that person would allow Du to be your friend?

Dood, you're the best. You're a fucking crack shot! Is there a test Du can't ace? Is there a smarter bastard than you?

Yeah, I think we'd be perfectly fine.

........ Have Du seen me talk to myself online? Du know, when I use the italics?

Do Du really think everyone is stalking Du oder something? Cause they arent. Du arent the center of everyone's attention Du know.

I mean- Shes really sarcastic and all, but shes really amusing.

Is she ignoring me?

I think I would get along with her cause while shes a real hündin a lot of the time, she does side with me quite often.

I'm sorry. Shes crack-nut-insane.

Am not...

Yeah Du are. Even Du go around saying it.

....

*smirk*

Sorry. I retract that. The friendship would last 2 seconds.

Friends FOREVER !!!!

Not sure

We probably wouldn't be Friends in the first place, tbh.

"QUIT TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU'RE A Fan OF, JESUS. CAN WE JUST FOR ONCE DISCUSS WHAT WE DID OVER THE WEEKEND, oder OVER BREAK, oder AT LEAST DURING THE DAY!? A SIMPLE 'HOW ARE YOU?' WOULD BE AMAZING, AT THIS POINT!"

We'd probably last about 5 minutes, then they'll start ranting the above quote.