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What is the worst pick up line Du have ever heard/said?

Here are the ones I've been told.vv

"Excuse me, do bras come in size perfect? Because I'd buy that for you. Seriously, what's your cup size?"

"Our long term relationship starts (looks at watch)....now."

"My d*€k just died. Can I burry it in you?"

Can I have directions . . . to your heart?

The one I used.vv

Excuse me, I seem to have Lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?

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Whirlwind586 said:

Every single one ever sagte oder heard. Might as well just say "Please datum me, I'm desperate for love!" oder "I want sex now." They're all just awful.

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CielXlizzy19 said:

I once was joking around with my friend and sagte "What is the html to your existence because daayuum girl Du are the epitome of perfection"

She never lets me live it down.

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Liquid-Dice said:

Rosen are red
Violets are blue
If Du were a Pokemon
I'd catch Du

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yanglight09 said:

“I could be talking to anyone in this place, but I really want to be talking to you.”

“I Liebe your dress, but I think it would look better on my floor.”

" I Lost my bed, can I borrow yours?"

"My Liebe for Du is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going."

"I wet my pants... can I get in yours?"

"Should I call Du in the morning oder nudge you?"

"Did Du invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us."

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Lexiomega said:

I was told "If Du were a booger, I'd pick Du first."

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