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Can Du end this story? (3)

It is simple, I write down a situation without ending it. You'll have to type out how this guy ends up. Does he get saved? Does he get brutally murdered? Does something completely out-of-nowhere happen? Du decide this guy's fate, without boundaries. (this is the Zufällig club, after all) Original, ain't it? Here goes:

‘I was watching Fernsehen with my dog, taco Bell. The news was on. It sagte something about a zombie-apocalyptic outbreak. oder some crap like that. I ate the last of my salty popcorn, and brought the bowl to the kitchen. I tossed the bowl in the sink, without washing it right away. I heard the door glocke ringing. I approached the door, and looked through the spyhole. It was my asshole neighbour, with that big happy grin of his. I didn’t want to open the door…’

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 Bond_Of_Fury posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
But I did anyways, to my surprise he got down on his knees and undid my fly with his teeth, he gently grasped my manhood and put it in his mouth one inch at a time.
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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...Keith, are Du into pornography? ;-D
Bond_Of_Fury posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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^I'm a hormonal teenager, what do Du think?
XxKeithHarkinxX posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
egyptprincess7 said:
While I was thinking of what to do,my neighbour suddenly kicked at the door. I backed away and tried to find a weapon to guard myself,just as I was about to reach for my lamp the door gave way and he entered the room. He proceeded to throw the chairs that were near the door at me,I ran as hard as I could,but one got me on the shoulder and I fell. He was on me in a flash and in two Sekunden I was out cold. I later woke up to see that I was tied to my bett and below me the sheets were red with blood and something else.
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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That's actually pretty good.
Bond_Of_Fury posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
-SilverFey- said:
...but the need to be polite overwhelmed me. I opened it.
"What do Du want, Henry?"
He gave me that dopey smile of his. "Well, I was wondering if Du heard 'bout the apocalypse, Julie," he sagte in that thick New Jersey accent of his.
"Yeah. The media these days." I shook my head. "Well, I should really be getting ready for bed," I said, starting to close the door.
Henry stuck his foot in the way. "Wait. What's with your dog?"
I turned and look at taco Bell. He was convulsing, and his tongue lolled out. We watched in horror as taco glocke turned towards us and sagte in a deep, demonic voice: "Brains..."
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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NO, not the dog!! :'(
Bond_Of_Fury posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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xD sorry...
-SilverFey- posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
ButterlessToast said:
But i had to..BUT! i soon realized my neighbor was a zombie! so i Grabbed my gun opens the door and proceeded to quickly point it at his knee discharging my feuer arm shattering his kneecap* get out of here u friggin zombie! * slams the door*

The end :D
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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*reads* Oh snap. x'D
Bond_Of_Fury posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
-Xantona- said:
Then everybody fucking died.
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Still a better story than Twilight.
Bond_Of_Fury posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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LOL !
popstar000 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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