I'm bored :( tell me a joke ^_^

A magical fairy pops out from nowhere. She then made a slide with a pool at the bottom of it appear. She turns to 3 guys walking past and said: "each of Du can slide down this magical slide once, it grants wishes, as Du slide down yell out one thing that Du wish Du had and Du will land in the pool surrounded Von what Du wished for."
The first guy slides down and shouts: money!!
He lands into the pool, now filled with money.
The Sekunde slides down and yells out: sexy women!!!!
And Du guessed it, he lands in a pool of sexy women, the old perv.
Now the third guy slides down very excited, in fact he had such a fun time sliding down he yells weeeeeeeeeee!!!!! with his hands in the air laughing. Du can guess what he finds when he lands in the pool....

A neutron walks in to a bar and asks how much a drink is. The bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge."

o3o

Why the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead

Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Because it fucking felt like it. Bl

I'm bored :( tell me a joke ^_^

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The Sekunde one says "I'll have some water also, but why did Du order it that way? We're not at work." The first chemist went into the bathroom and wept. His assassination plot had failed.

This is funny, and also true, if a pizza has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a', that pizza's volume can be defined Von Pi*z*z*a.

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Me: Keith come here!

Keith: I can't.

Me: and why not?

Keith: I can't "cum" on command.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Ok tell me if you've heard this one before!
SO the ente walks into the bar and orders a drink.
Before he got his dink the bar-tender (tender XD) asked how the ente was going to pay for it.

And the ente said


























Nothing he ran thee hell out of there.

There was this fanpopper... who knew she wasn't getting 20 let alone 10 props... and didn't care either way.


Du happy? -.-

i have 2 jokes :)
y did the sperms stop heading to the egg? because they were doing it in the ass! XD
a guy walks into a strip club, and the first thing he says is, "Oh boy..................a piano!" XD

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!
......xD

Don't worry Du know why? Just be hungry!
oder don't worry be hungry! LOL!

How many foxes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?(￣▽￣)/




No Mehr than one oder they'll be screwing each other! X3