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springely said:
What the buck did Du just bucking say about me, Du little mare? I'll have Du know I graduated oben, nach oben of my class in Iron Will's assertiveness seminars. I've been involved in numerous, secret weddings in Canterlot, and I have over 300 confirmed Sonic Rainbooms. I am trained in pony warfare, and I'm the oben, nach oben flyer in the entire Equestria Armed Forces. Du are nothing to me, but just another parasprite. I will Liebe and tolerate Du the fuck out with unicorn spells the likes of which has never been casted before on this land, mark my fucking works. Du think Du can get away with sending that shit to me over firebreathing scrolls? Think again, neighsayer. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of pegasi, across Equestria, and your IP is being traced right now. So Du better prepare to tolerate the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing Du call your life. You're fucking banished, filly. I can write friendship reports anywhere, anytime and send them in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unicorn magic, but I have access to the Elements of Harmony in the entire Equestria Marine Corps. And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flank off of Ponyville, Du little shit. If only Du could have known what unholy retribution your little "great and powerful" boasting was about to bring down upon you, maybe Du would've held your fucking wings. But Du couldn't, Du didn't and now you're paying the bits, Du Celestiadamn idiot, I will buck apples all over you. And Du will drown in it. You're fucking banished, filly.
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