Ok, confession time...

www.sixbillionsecrets.com <-- excellent site for this kind of thing.

And mine? Hmm...
I had something else typed, but I chickened out.
I say the hearts drawn on my wrists are just something I drew out of boredom, but they actually symbolize my support of anyone that cuts. Anyone. Under any circumstances. Du have my complete support. Things get better, I promise.

Alright, Du got me...
I'm actually a forty-year-old, hairy, and morbidly obese man with a nachos and WoW obsession who's interested in middle school girls.
Want proof?
I have a picture of myself right here:
link

I wish i could live in medieval England...

I never needed baum fiddy when I asked Du for it.

The $20 bill that I gave Slender Man was actually a $10 dollar bill.

I never got hit with an Arrow to the knee, I just think adventurers are fucking retarded.

The cake wasn't a lie, it was just misunderstanding.

I knew that I shouldn't have done that, but I did anyway.

I used the Dragon Shouts to kill the High King and take the thron on purpose.

Du don't need to hide, my friend, for I am just like you.

I sell propane and propane accessories.

I-I masturbate.....

ok please dont hate me for this im bi

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i have an imaginary invisible rosa zombie unicorn named Doug:)

I have 10 multiple personalities,I have a mad Yaoi obssetion and collection,and I have a butt-buddy!!!
Thats me…im weird hehe I know ^_^

I used to see a "futre me" and then she became just a voice in my head. she can tell me what to do and tell me what will happen. it supriseingly always worked out how she sagte things would be. and she also sagte when i had puberty she would leave me. and sure enough she did.
I know this sounds like im making it up but im not, it was just one of those freaky moments in life i guess.

nopenOPENOPE

I'm bisexual and in Liebe with my best friend.

I have a secret but i dont want to say it :P

I have a HUGE obsession for Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. True Story.

I think I'll prefer keeping my secrets a secret...

I don't know if I believe in God.

My real name is Edwin Makasoul.

I may be in Liebe with one of my best guy friends, and he may Liebe me but we are both to scared to tell each other. Lol, everyone says that we would be perfect togther, and yesterday he sagte that if he had a choice of laughing at me oder making out withbme, he chose makin out with me, oh and he put up the choices. So thats my Liebe life secret, hope Du enjoy, lol

Ok, I admit it...I have a Vocaloid obsession! DX

Oh, wait, that's not a secret XP

Ok my real secret is that I like Adele's songs and I want a Singen career of my own and I like furries and yaoi!!!

I'm secretly lonely inside...i have Friends who don't really act like Friends and every time I actually make a friend(who is a real friend!) and we Bestätigen it...they Bewegen oder have to leave oder something! My "friend" Harlan recently told me we were Friends when I told him this...now I'm scared he'll end up leaving too

Idk y but I always am falling for book characters like Sadie in the Kane Chronicles, Annabeth in the PJ series, and Amy in the 39 clues...
Nobody knew really... but me, and now YOU! Yes you, Du just read this right? Yeah...

Should I say it oder should I not say it...

Some of Du will probably think I'm a slut but whatever lol...

I used to have a fuck friend...

I have obsessive compulsive disorder. I get addicted to the things I Liebe and if I don't get to watch my favourite TV Zeigen oder go on the computer, I get pretty angry.

Yay for OCD!

I've only told one person (besides my family) but now I'm sharing it with Du guys. I haven't even told my friend who I have been Friends with since Jahr 1 :|

Can't tell you....its a secret xD

.... Now that's a secret.

I could say.. but then some of Du might judge me negatively, and I don't want that =/

Alrite...I will tell you...most of Du already know this from yesterday when I asked all those Fragen and stuff but...I traube ppl! Yes yes i know...I am the grapest! THERE I TOLD YOU!!! NOW LEAVE ME WHILE I GO traube ANOTHER PERSON!!!

A secret is only a secret when untold unto another

I am partly bisexual.
I also have a voice in my head. It's telling me to kill a lot of people. I ignore it at less it's talking about porn oder something.

I have dislexia. I also have a crush on someone on this site. I'd tell Du who, but..

All my Friends ditched me for Marihuana and now I have no one and I cut myself regularly :|

I have Severe anxiety disorder.

Most of Du may never even heard of this. :P

My best secret?? well it wouldnt
b a secret if i told you(;
but heres my 2nd secret(dont judqe me yuu dont know me):I witnessed my dad kill my stepsister then he raped my older sister and now we both cut and hes in jail qood enuff for ya? -siqh- dont judge....

I was use to be in-love with guy cartoon characters (LMAO)I only told it to my best friend, neh, since I sagte it here, it's not a secret anymore XD..well that's my best secret. But my greatest secret is....


I have an epilepsy. I never told it to anyone. But now..it's not a secret anymore. -I'm so damn serious-

I'm a human..

... *sigh* Is it time? Are people ready to hear this deep, dark secret that I've kept ever since I gave a certain something a try?
... oh well... people will find out eventually, so, why not get this shit over with?









Hetalia made me laugh... once...

No, I did not stutter (which would be impossible, since I'm typing on a keyboard, but whatever). Hetalia actually managed to crack a joke that succeeded at doing what a joke is supposed to do: make Du laugh.

Don't get me wrong. Hetalia is still a piece of smelly monkey-shit that deserves to be wiped off the face of the planet, and about 99.99999999% of the jokes it makes are unfunny and stupid. However, one time, just one time... Hetalia made me laugh.




... what's that? Du want to know WHAT joke from Hetalia made me laugh? Well, behold the video.

My secret is that I don't have any secrets, but I sometimes pretend to, just to freak people out.

Not telling

that i sleep with my bff when i was 5 and she is also a girl