What is your Favorit oder worst pick up line?

XD HETALIA!

Britain: Hey baby, wanna see MY Big Ben?

Canada: Hey, wanna puck MY hockey stick?

America: Hey baby! How would Du like to visit MY FLORIDA for the night?!

France: #CENCORED FOR BEING TOO INAPPROPRIATE#

EVERYTHING IN THIS VIDEO. They're hilarious.

SOME of the worst pickups lines that guys use.

“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have Lost mine.”

“Do Du believe in Liebe at first sight oder should I walk past again?”

“Great Legs, What Time Do They Open?

“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on Du I’d be coming too.”

"Do Du clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants"

"Hey, do Du work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw Du checkin' out ma' package!"

"Hey, do Du have any band-aids?" [usually followed Von 'no, why'] "because I skinned my knees falling for you."

"I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bett rock!"

Worst & Most overused:
"Do I need a bibliothek card to check Du out?"

That oben, nach oben you're wearing is ugly Du should take it off! ;)

Here are some Anime pick-up lines! :D

Death the Kid: Du look very symmetrical.(Yeah, in his opinion, that's a huge compliment.)

America: I'll treat Du like my homework! Slam Du on my desk, and do Du all night long!

Russia: Become one with Mother Russia, da~?

Prussia: I will claim your vital regions!!!

Black*Star: I'm the biggest guy around, if Du know what I mean!

Itsuki: Hello, I'm an ESPer. That means I have magical abilities. But They aren't my only abilities...

Edward Elric: They call me a shrimp, but I'm not so small everywhere, ya know.

Envy: Us homunculi have superhuman abilities in everything we do, if Du catch my drift...

Roy Mustang: feuer is my specialty. It's the symbol of heat and passion. Shall I ignite your bett tonight?

Yeah, I can picture all of them saying those lines, even though they suck.

Will this work for you?

Ugh, the worst IMO is "Hey, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together." Too overused.
That and any sexual ones are the ones I hate.


And it's always funny looking at bad Anime pickup lines XD

are u from tennesse cuz ur the only ten i see

"Is your arsch from Macdonalds? Cause I'm lovin it"
"Imma treat Du like my homework, slam Du on my schreibtisch and do Du all night long (more of a nerd pickupline)"

And my all time favorite:
"Do Du work for Subway? Cause your givin me a footlong (;"