Would Du rather be a zombie oder vampire?

Neither I want to be a platypus.

I must decline both options, for Du see, I am already a unicorn :I

zombies are bankrupt since michael jackson died and forgot to pay them for their appearance on thriller

Vampire. Zombies creep me out.

I wanna be a strawberry.

Vampire. Zombies are just... weird. Over-rated.

Zombie. Vampire suck flying Cucumbers.

A vampire, because zombies have lower intelligence.

vampire duh!!!!! :D

Vampire, because when I am, I'll become this most physically beautiful person on the earth, because that's always what Vampire look like for some odd reason.

Zombie. I'm freaking sick of vampires. Even if I don't live long (shoot the brain! shoot the brain!) I still want to be a zombie!

Zompire.

a demon cat with wings

A vampire!!!Vampires rule.

Well, I've heard zombies have no brain...

I'd rather be a flesh eating monster than a gay sparkling vampire.

A Smurf. Smurfs are cute.




















Kidding. A vampire. I'll kick Bella Swan's ass.
Because I'm awesome. True story.

neither i wanna be a great white shark

Can I be Santa Claus?

Vampire;)

Vampire are awesome, theyre not only for fangirls -.-
I like Zombies because of how epicized they were because of Thriller.. but their awesomeness prettymuch stops there since they're just decaying human corpses. But Vampire are different because they sit perfectly on the border of human and immortal.. and their whole lifestyle is awesome ^^ Loved them ever since the old vampire Filme and a translyvania themed amusement park i went to once. zombies are ok but their Filme and stuff tend to have no background story like Vampire ones do, theyre not alluring, mysterious and versatile like Vampire are. their storylines are basically just look like Du just got hit Von a bus and come out of a grave, rip the living to ribbons and eat their brains with your ugly mug... kinda sick. LOL xD but i do like funny impressions of Zombies. Porbably the reason i don;t like them so much is that I hate maggots, dead people, raw meat and stuff ^^ LOL x

Zombie. Im a cannibal, I dont drink blood.

I rather be a duck.

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no....wait a unicorn!

no.


a turtle!

umm, no.

fine! a dinosaur!

yep a dinosaur!

:D

A vampire, because when Du are a zombie Du are worse than a druggie needing their heroin. And it's pretty hard to get, considering there are probably plenty other zombies trying to get the same thing. But if Du are a vampire, Du are a lot smarter and have super strength and speed on your side. Plus Du could turn into a bat, and that would be bitchin.