What's the weirdest Frage anyone has ever asked you?

this Frage is the weirdest Frage anyone asked

It was a series of questions.

"Are Du Moroccain?"
-No
"Are Du Turkish?"
-No
"Are Du Mexican?"
-No
"...Are Du an alien?"
-*walks away*

Stoned people are funny! x3

Some retard:what does your grandma look like naked?????

Me:il sign Du up for rehab,what drugs do Du do??

Du wouldn't believe it

If i was a boy!!!!!.Bloody hell I'm a boy!!

It's so weird I can't even say it.

It was so wierd like u can die from wierdness i can't tell u :O

Some moron: "What were Du doing last night?"

Me: "Your mom.:)"

Can Du lick my hand?

"What kind of bra are Du wearing?"

Yeah, a female asked me that.

Do Du feel crotchety? I fell crotchety. Do YOU?

Crazy Isabelle.

I ask people "Why?!" quesations that are Zufällig but sort-of-true. Examples:

WHY did I ask Jake Gyllenhaal what his opinion on cheese is?
WHY did Du push Ian off the glocke tower?
WHY did I watch a movie about gay cowboys?