What's a good comeback for shut your face oder shut up?
say i can't shut my face sorry i choose not to BUT Du better befor i friken SHUT IT FOR Du and for shut up i would say why don't Du if your gonna be an arsch
Most of these comebacks are absolutely terrible. Here's a few that I use regularly. No Du shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is! Why don't Du slip into something Mehr comfortable, like a coma.
*punch* oder if Du are into non violence say, "no, it's your turn" "sorry, can't do that, I'm too interesting" "so you're looking for attention again" oder "could Du spell that for me"
twat was tht, i cunt quite hear u... ever notice even tho ppl of different sexes have different names 4 jerks oder bitches, an asshole is something we all have in common?
I would say something intelligent, yet cutting to the soul.
'Firstly, Du have no way of making me shut up. Secondly, if I obeyed the command of every idiotic troll on the internet, Du wouldn't be here talking to me now. Yet another idiot that talks before they think, that opens their trap and comes up with yet another reason why people are stupid...'
Just say some randoms stuff that has nothing to do with it like:
I like trains.
Hi.
I like DOG FACE.
2nd response: lean back and be like BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHH
3rd. Be like,: Who Du talkin to, my hand?Cuz my hand in my pocket I aint know who Du talkin to but if Du want my hand out I can get it out and slap you. Say it Ghetto
4th. LAALLLLAAAALLAAAAA
5th. Ima let Du keep being a girl(this part is optional)with cho corny arsch jokes
"ahem, bitch, I can't shut up, I choose not too, and Du ain't my mama/mom, so, why don't you! oh wait, Du can't think how to, because Du have no brain"
When someone tells Du to shut up. I say: "Is there an App I can download to make Du go away?" oder when someone tells Du to shut your face say "Can Du shut YOUR face in a door?"
i just say " sorry i don't think i can shut up if a piece of trash is in my face" oder well there was this one time in 5th grade where my besties bf was not being a good bf and he thought i liked him so he hated me and he went " well VK why don't Du just shut up and mind your own business.'" and Du bet i sagte " Motherfucka I dont think i cant shut up if there's trash in my face" i was a savage 10yr old FML
Just say "Okay Boomer..." its quick and insulting.
oder just start Singen "and dance with me, this women is my destiny" that's the only verse i know. if your a girl Du don't have to sing that verse
typically all Du have to avoid saying is anything related to anger, like swearing. people will make fun of Du for that. oh and don't say a very long come back that will lose their interest oder make them think that Du are putting to much effort for such a little small phrase.