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What's a good comeback for shut your face oder shut up?

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say i can't shut my face sorry i choose not to BUT Du better befor i friken SHUT IT FOR Du and for shut up i would say why don't Du if your gonna be an arsch
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say shut dont go up cars go fast so take me Guter Rat and KISS my @SS!!!
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hahaha
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partypony said:
I just say, "Your mom." Doesn't make sense, but it works every time.
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LOL
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THAT WAS MY ANSWER
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Oh?
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-sapherequeen- said:
"Unless there's an automatic door connected to my cheek that I can open and close at all times, I don't see how that would be possible."


Yeah, that's probably a bad one.


I'd probably go with, "Is that really your best comeback?" oder "Typical response of an idiot when intelligence makes its appearance."
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I like the typical response one!
x-menobsessed26 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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:D Yes!
BeastBoyCahill posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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person' shut up me' Du now who Du talkin to? person yea me' woops too scared to say it kid
lolmanjksae posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
LinaHarrow said:
OH! I get what your asking now.
I always say "I will not be silenced.".
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dramatic!
harindirulz posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Ooo, good one! Imma gonna use that one Weiter time!
BeastBoyCahill posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
KatiiCullen94 said:
Your wish is my command Biatch.
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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WRITE IT LIKE THIS OK THATS BEE-OCH
shaneoohmac13 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
tabithasb13 said:
"Why don't Du make me?"
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i would say how about Du shut up so i can shut up after Du shut your face in a door
lolmanjksae posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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i would say can Du say shut up one Mehr so i can get a comeback for ya to say after i roast ya?
lolmanjksae posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
VampiresRevenge said:
"I'm not creative enough to think of a comeback, so wait a few Minuten while I ask Fanpop what I should say."
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Jroc said:
Most of these comebacks are absolutely terrible. Here's a few that I use regularly. No Du shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!
Why don't Du slip into something Mehr comfortable, like a coma.
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ivoryphills said:
"I would, but then there'll be nothing to tune out your crap."
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Justie_Love said:
Shut me up where? oder try ur own advise :p that's wat I say
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shaneoohmac13 said:
JUST GIVE HIM THE FINGER EH!
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 JUST GIVE HIM THE FINGER EH!
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LOL i know eh!
shaneoohmac13 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Hey thats MOTHAFUCKIN EH! LOL
shaneoohmac13 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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F**KIN " A "
shaneoohmac13 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
CokeTheUmbreon said:
I got many:

Du shut up
Go fuck yourself
Tell me to shut up again, NIGGA!

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nah, that would be a sign of someone who is TRIGGERED!! they usually comeback saying someone is triggered oder has anger issues...
Natethegrate2 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
Bubble132 said:
I always say : why don't Du ! That makes them shut up !
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LuvWeezy7 said:
No You. It works for everything. Try it.
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mrsspencereid said:
A beliebt one at my school is "Shut doesn't go up." Stupid, I know, but no one even thinks twice about it where I live.
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Chewfjkd said:
thats what your mom sagte last night is a GOOD one.


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Hidden said:
Silence oder indifference, it pisses the dumbass off completely.
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it works.
Kentomlin posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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i don't get it? do Du say ''silence oder indifference''?
rhissatw posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
Duncan-lover1 said:
"or wat?! u'll Zeigen it in me?!"
it grosses them out lotz XD
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adultswimperson said:
I say "You're Mom" oder "Chicken-Butt".:)
Works everytime.:D
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nymph_tonks said:
"go to hell." oder "eff you." work.
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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Du want to do something Mehr insultingly smart instead of quick thinking.
Natethegrate2 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
GWENxTRENT said:
Shut don't go up! Only dead people do!
Your mom.
WHY DON'T Du MAKE ME FOOL!

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I like the last one!
kristalovepercy posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
h2ogirl123 said:
Easy just say "Nah I'm good" :D that's what i do hahaha
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Perfect XD
Natethegrate2 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
harindirulz said:
*punch*
oder if Du are into non violence say,
"no, it's your turn" "sorry, can't do that, I'm too interesting" "so you're looking for attention again" oder "could Du spell that for me"
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PhoenixRoyale said:
I've got multiple Antwort for this. :L

"Pft, at least I GOT a mouth and use it correctly, instead of being an @$$. =.="

"Don't talk about yourself, you're making yourself look bad..."

"Says the one who wouldn't!"

Yep, very lame answers. D:
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I actually like these ones XD
Natethegrate2 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
SwEEtOOth123 said:
Here's a good one! Say "What black,blue and buried in a ditch?" person will say "What?" "You if Du don't take that back!"
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wantadog said:
Do what he says and shut his face
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XDDD
blackpanther666 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
Musiquelover said:
Say " shut doesn't go up" //shot//
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LightLink said:
Just say, "I don't feel like it. Why don't Du try."
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sexi_emo_girl said:
YO MOMMMA/DADDY (it depends on which parent they Liebe more)
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l1ly0tter said:
"My mom."
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VanilaCoco said:
I'm too lazy too!

(works for pretty much everything)
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MrsRight216 said:
say suck my dick
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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Real mature comeback...
blackpanther666 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Suck my dick!
CokeBoy97 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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I volunteer as tribute but let me get the microscope first.
justMarie posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
summer2987 said:
i don ' t shut up , i grow up and when i look at your face i throw up ,


from stand Von me , Liebe that movie .
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Perfect LOL
Natethegrate2 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
zutaradragon said:
twat was tht, i cunt quite hear u...
ever notice even tho ppl of different sexes have different names 4 jerks oder bitches, an asshole is something we all have in common?
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*Cough* Sorry, but that was a fail...
blackpanther666 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Sorry...
CokeBoy97 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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I would just like 2 point out how long Vor this was
zutaradragon posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
zanhar1 said:
Just keep talking.
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Lol. XDDD
blackpanther666 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Lol, good one.
FloraorStella posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Perfect LOL
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blackpanther666 said:
I would say something intelligent, yet cutting to the soul.

'Firstly, Du have no way of making me shut up. Secondly, if I obeyed the command of every idiotic troll on the internet, Du wouldn't be here talking to me now. Yet another idiot that talks before they think, that opens their trap and comes up with yet another reason why people are stupid...'
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Anaely said:
U can say' sorry, but I don't take commands from idiots'
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daniel0104 said:
If they say shut your face then say:"shut yo buttcrack all the shit and the poison falls out

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MineTurtle5 said:
My big sister always says 'Make me'. It works really well. Trust me.
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FloraorStella said:
Just say, "Make me oder shut yourself up, jerk."
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funnyanswerhi said:
I'll shut up when Du shut up but Du never shut up
Say this in one quick sentence
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Castiel488 said:
If someone told me to shutup , I would say Zeigen about Du shutdown cause your getting annoying..
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DarkGirI27 said:
If it's a girl, just say "I'll 'shut my face' when Du close your legs."
and be sure to glare. o-o
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youllneverknow0 said:
If the person was a slut say "why don't Du shut Du legs?!"
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judy_n_love said:
i would say : "honestly i would slap Du but that would be animal abuse"
IT WORKS EVERYTIME!!!
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TAIKAMODO said:
For "Shut Up"

"If something shuts, it goes down and closes. Up is the opposite of down. So if Du tell me to shut up, that must mean i should keep talking."

For "Shut Your Face"

"Do Du see a door on my face anywhere? No? Well, unless Du want me to make a door to your jaw thar DOESN'T close, i suggest Du be quiet yourself."
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Damn...
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1800cokethatho said:
I would say its ok your on your period youll get over it

oder Hey how did Du get here did Du open your cage
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Sara90876445 said:
Just start cracking up and say " What happened to u?" and point at their face. Then walk away. They will be so confused
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Canada24 said:
This :)
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CokeBoy97 said:
I'd say...
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 I'd say...
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carlie445 said:
If someone says shut up, Du just say AND DANCE WITH ME! Works every time...
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THIS WOMANS MAH DESTINY SAYIN OH OH OH SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!!
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ChiliPepperLuv said:
The best comeback for shut up is, "Usually, shut doesn't go up."
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Peaceandlove67 said:
A good comeback to shut your face could be. "I didn't know faces could shut." A good comeback to shut up could be, "And if I don't..."
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KO-KO said:
Shut don't go up, prices do. So do me A favor and shut up to.

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rhymes to
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Nick3600 said:
"I bet Du KISS girls fagot"
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Big_Bad_Wolf said:
Stick your butt up
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BEN_DROWNED said:
Du shouldn't have done that.
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justMarie said:
But everytime I look at Du I throw up.
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CombackWin said:
"Shut up!" There's no law that says I have to.
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Sunflame said:
Just ask "Why?" They can never think of a good response.
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somebody can say" because I sagte so oder because Du need to
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Hennistar said:
Just say some randoms stuff that has nothing to do with it like:

I like trains.

Hi.

I like DOG FACE.

2nd response: lean back and be like BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHH


3rd. Be like,: Who Du talkin to, my hand?Cuz my hand in my pocket I aint know who Du talkin to but if Du want my hand out I can get it out and slap you. Say it Ghetto

4th. LAALLLLAAAALLAAAAA

5th. Ima let Du keep being a girl(this part is optional)with cho corny arsch jokes
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princess_andrea said:
Du can't shut me up your not the boss of me so talk to me hand
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r9holland said:
Du say, I don't shut up , I throw up. NOW LICK IT UP LILE HIEHUNTS KETCHUP!!!
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boytoy_84 said:
I'd say "fratello sei matto?" (You mad bro?)
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SwagGirl971 said:
Person:Shut Up Me: Your the one talking so why dont you?
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itsmebruh said:
Say this: I don't shut up, I grow up
And when I see your face, I wanna throw up
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻#getwrecked
-that was bad sorry😂😁
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jaysonlimos6 said:
Make me Du @sshole
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Dr_Raniya said:
First I used to be that idiot who just coughed oder sagte ahem! But now I just say, "I don't shut up, I grow up and when I see ya o throw up."
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ErzaScarletXX said:
"ahem, bitch, I can't shut up, I choose not too, and Du ain't my mama/mom, so, why don't you! oh wait, Du can't think how to, because Du have no brain"
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houwe said:
I will if Du do!
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TheRoastMaster said:
Once someone tells Du to "Shut up",Then Du say I can't because Shut doesnt go up unless Du can reverse Gravity
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VanillaCupcake1 said:
Shut it yourself, Du idiot!
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alienman2121 said:
Just say "Ladies first" because if they boy they rage if they girl they leave
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FabulousFrie said:
When someone tells Du to shut up. I say: "Is there an App I can download to make Du go away?"
oder when someone tells Du to shut your face say "Can Du shut YOUR face in a door?"
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lolmanjksae said:
i would say your telling me shut up then Du shut your but up
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ilovecookies3 said:
i just say " sorry i don't think i can shut up if a piece of trash is in my face" oder well there was this one time in 5th grade where my besties bf was not being a good bf and he thought i liked him so he hated me and he went " well VK why don't Du just shut up and mind your own business.'" and Du bet i sagte " Motherfucka I dont think i cant shut up if there's trash in my face" i was a savage 10yr old FML
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Elio_1010 said:
That’s what I told ur mom last night
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Natethegrate2 said:
Just say "Okay Boomer..." its quick and insulting.

oder just start Singen "and dance with me, this women is my destiny" that's the only verse i know. if your a girl Du don't have to sing that verse

typically all Du have to avoid saying is anything related to anger, like swearing. people will make fun of Du for that. oh and don't say a very long come back that will lose their interest oder make them think that Du are putting to much effort for such a little small phrase.
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CottonGirl123 said:
When someone says shut up to you, Say: Oh I feel so sad for Du because Du have to shut up:(

If they say it with you're name say: Oops, Du spelled you're name very wrong, Better luck Weiter time!
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