How will the world end?

If Sarah Palin becomes president - mass destruction.

One word..


clowns.

A third world war. With Obama as the new Hitler. It's funny because a person I know sagte this, and he predicted things like 11th September and the tsunami in 2004. He sagte that in 2012 (and he sagte this in the 1970's), there would be a person who was well liked who made everybody believe in him with his promises, and then he created war etc.

Sounds like something Obama could've done.

God's college roomate: Hey, do Du have any extension cords? I need to plug in my cell phone charger and the outlet is full :I

God: Oh.. Umm.. Let's see.. Du can unplug the white cord. I think that's my floorlamp.

God's college roomate: Okies C: *unplugs computer cord instead*

God: ...AWW, I MEANT THE BLACK ONE D: That was my computer..

God's college roomate: Aw, sorry, man. Was there anything important on it?

God: Nah, just an old sims game that I never saved :3

Exactly as in the Bible...

I know it'll be the way in the Bible...but my funny version:
Justin bieber will sing so loud that we will just die. No offence JB fans. I like his music, but his voice kills my ears.

Justin Biebers sings for the billionts time and the world EXPLODES!

Being attacked Von ducks who fart out fire, then some weird looking things will come and sing Miley Cyrus music. And behind all of it is Robert Pattinson.But don't worry that won't happen for another hour..

I have 2 ways;

1.Scientists believe in 1,000,000 our Sun will eventually run out of fuel,causing it to expand,and the Earth and the Sun will go into this,'Run Away'sort of frenzy,but its no good.The Sun will explode and only Neptune oder Pluto will b left standing.

2.Scientists also believe in 1,000,000 years oder more,our nearest galaxie,the Andromeda,will collide with ours and our galaxies 'Huge Black Hole'will come out of being dorment and Andormeda's Huge Black Hole will consume our galaxie.

Well the world is going to end in about 24 hours in 2012 like all those aztecs said!...and it all starts with a woman named Brittany Spears! Brittany is going to shave her head again and then she's going to meet up with lady gaga...and do things. THEN for some reason all the Vampire of the world feel obligated to come out and go after everyone who smells like roses. WHich leaves Justin Bieber behind becuz he smells like onions and no vampire likes the zwiebel smell but they like to sparkle int he sun according to this chick who wrote twilight. So anyone left behind the Vampire didn't get will have to face Justin Biebers aroma and soon he will be one less lonley girl left in the worlds with all the animals..and soon they will die! And when his aroma hits the plants they will come alive and deystroy whats left of the WORLD AND JUSTIN BIEBER!

Oh lets see


first off, justin bieber(the queero fag girl) will probly end up looking like a girl Von then, soon enough he will become addicted to pot, which i hope he dies in a painful way once he smokes to much of it, but before that he will end up looking like a hobo living in a box on the straße in a box with his bottle of whisky and looking for Essen in garbages.
The ground starts to shake and turns into giant holes when all the people will be falling into them while being attacked Von wildlife and Tiere from the zoo.
then the suns orbit will probly turn into a giant fireball and it hits haiti AGAIN and everything is destroyed.
*sighs*, and of course zombies will rise from the grave AGAIN and start eating people as they fall into "the death pit" and burn in the volcanic goo from in the earths core.
*sighs again*, then of course Katzen will start dropping turd bombs out of there arsch on Japan one last time, AGAIN!!!
and one last thing,*sighs for the third time*, and TONS of guys will get the chance to bang the girl of their dreams, so they might as well have a fuck-athon while buildings are collapsing.

THE END!!!!!

God will decide.

the world will end when cows die

Climate Change.

it won't end in 2012 it will end when the sun explodes and the sientists make a land on the moon?

in 4.5 billion years the suns life will end and its insides will expand makeing it a red super giant and the earth will burn up
THE END
its true

doesnt matter to me in the slightest because ill be long gone from this world when that comes to pass! personally i think were going to f@#k ourselves and cause our own demise! between our over zealous mining/use of our resourses, our obsession with scientific experimentation, and our (mostly) uncaring attitudes about it, were destroying our world! but i have Mehr faith in planet earth, it'll just shake us off like a bad case of fleas, and when our blood-sucking parasitic actions are over, the earth'll heal itself! our world may end, but the world itself?

i think the world will end cause some idiot will go into Weltraum get extremely bored blow up an astroid and die while bits of the astroid colide into earth but that will not kill us no wat will happen Weiter is loads of earth quakes and tsunamis and volcanic eruptions and everyone will die all Tiere everything......either that oder leona lewis will keep trying to sing...(this is a picture of the idiot lol)

i dontthink so

For Us: I think it will be down to us Humans. In the not too distant future there shall be a war that lasts decades and destroys everything.

For all life on earth: The sun's helium supply will be exhausted and it will inevitably die. Causing all plant life one earth to die and the global temperature drop to inlivable temperatues. Basically the biggest Ice Age ever.

But I think Humans will be extinct along time before the earth itself perishes.

IMA FIRIN' MA LAZAH!

Just kidding. I, for one, believe in 21 decembre 2012. But, not as in the end of the world. I believe that it will be a beginning for a new one. Like Stephen Hawking thinks.