No way. NO FUDGING WAY.
    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
    Let me tell you…that sparkling rock did not look very pretty anymore. I sat up from where I had landed and stared at it in my hand. It was definitely not just a ROCK. This rock was EVIL.
    I was just standing on my front steps. The front steps to my HOUSE. But where was I now? I didn’t know. All because the rock decided to teleport me somewhere.
    And maybe I was just guessing, but that was the only thing that made sense. Sort of. I mean, I pick up the rock. It flashes bright light, and then I open my eyes to find myself in a strange place with FREAKY ANIMALS.
    First, there was that miniature blue crocodile. And then, a girl jogged past with some yellow cat that had really long ears and spiky white pelz around its neck. What!?
    These Tiere did not exist on Earth! Wait a minute…was I even on Earth!?!? NOOOOOO!!!!!!
    “Eh…are Du okay?”
    I probably did look pretty weird. I mean, I was kneeling down…and I did just yell at the sky…okay, I didn’t look weird, I looked crazy.
    I looked up and spotted a girl my age staring down at me. She had long brown hair and hazel eyes. At least the way people dressed was kind of normal. I think I would have been less suspicious if she didn’t have some purple monkey with a hand as a tail sitting in her arms.
    “Um, well, I kind of don’t KNOW WHERE I AM!!!!!” I said, panicking.
    She blinked. I didn’t blame her for not knowing what to do about me. Luckily, she wasn’t the type of person to just leave someone in need on their own. “That’s kind of a problem…uh…if Du want, Du can come to my house for a little –”
    “I WILL THANK Du SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    Later, I sat in her house, in her kitchen, drinking water from her glass. “Thanks,” I said.
    “It’s okay?” She was overwhelmed, I could tell. “So…what exactly happened?”
    In a rush, I told her everything about the rock and how I got here, wherever “here” was. I was getting Mehr and Mehr unsettled as I reviewed the events in my mind. “-AND NOW I DON’T KNOW WHERE I AM oder WHAT THOSE Tiere ARE!!!!!!” I finished. I stabbed a finger at the monkey, which was now sitting on the table.
    She stared at me like I just sprouted horns. “Uh…you mean the Pokémon?”
    “What?” Huh. Pokémon. Where had I heard that? Pokémon.
    “Wait…like in the Manga and anime?” Haha. No wonder I didn’t faint as soon as I saw those “animals”. I knew what they were…kind of.
    She blinked. “What are Du talking about? What manga? What anime?”
    O…kay. So apparently, here, Pokemon was not a manga. oder an anime. “So what exactly are these…Pokémon?”
    “They’re wonderful!” she sagte cheerily. “They live in the wild oder alongside us! Pokemon are the ultimate partners and companions of humans!”
    “Okay, I get it,” I sagte before she could get carried away. So…I had dragged into a teleporter rock and was sent to a world where Pokemon actually existed!?
    I actually WAS going to faint.