From an E-Mail I got.
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until Du hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A Tag without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live Von the sword get shot Von those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime Du have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is sagte that if Du line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left behind Von those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fisch and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fisch and he will sit in a boot all Tag drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When Du go into court, Du are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until Du hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A Tag without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live Von the sword get shot Von those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime Du have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is sagte that if Du line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left behind Von those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fisch and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fisch and he will sit in a boot all Tag drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When Du go into court, Du are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Other philosophical traditions, such as African philosophy, are rarely considered Von foreign academia. Since emphasis is mainly placed on Western philosophy as a reference point, the study, preservation and dissemination of valuable, but lesser known, non-Western philosophical works face many obstacles. Key African philosophers include the Fulani Usman Dan Fodio, founder of the Sokoto Caliphate of Northern Nigeria and Umar Tall of Senegal; both were prolific Islamic scholars. In the post-colonial period, different Bilder of what could be argued as "African" Philosophy from the level of epistemology have risen. These could include the thoughts and enquiries of such individuals as Cheik Anta Diop, Francis Ohanyido, C.L. Momoh, and Chinweizu.
The philosophy of the modern and contemporary African world, including the diaspora, is often known as Africana Philosophy. Key philosophers include Frantz Fanon, Kwesi Wiredu, Paget Henry, Lewis Gordon, Mabogo Percy Mehr and many others.
The philosophy of the modern and contemporary African world, including the diaspora, is often known as Africana Philosophy. Key philosophers include Frantz Fanon, Kwesi Wiredu, Paget Henry, Lewis Gordon, Mabogo Percy Mehr and many others.
From an email.
THE LIFE CYCLE
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
Du should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, Du wake up in an old age Home feeling better every day.
Du get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when Du start work, Du get a Gold watch on your first day.
Du work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
Du drink alcohol, Du party, you're generally promiscuous and Du get ready for High School.
Du go to primary school, Du become a kid , Du play, Du have no responsibilities, Du become a baby, and then...
Du spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, Du finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
THE LIFE CYCLE
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
Du should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, Du wake up in an old age Home feeling better every day.
Du get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when Du start work, Du get a Gold watch on your first day.
Du work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
Du drink alcohol, Du party, you're generally promiscuous and Du get ready for High School.
Du go to primary school, Du become a kid , Du play, Du have no responsibilities, Du become a baby, and then...
Du spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, Du finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.