i have a set of 2 scary monsters in my garden im a little bit worried

should i feel proud,ones im seriously so scraed
ive got a baum that looks like a bananatype thing and taht its fanned and its Fan is yellow
and its like a palm baum
another,the other one is a huge red blume with a yellow tube stalk
not a triffid oder a titan arum
there both way to legendary
PLEASE HELP ME WITHIT
im scared to death