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Ok. This is my first Artikel based on my opinion. If Du want me to write another Artikel on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in Frage right now: Cloppers

Yes Du heard me cloppers. If Du don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If Du notice there is a clopper, why should that bother Du in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead Von regenbogen Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead Von a pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead Von Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead Von John who somehow survived being killed Von a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead Von an alicorn named Fuku,...

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure Du are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like Du and your friends...

ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? Du just decided to skip our abendessen without telling me? Are Du aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for Du at a tabelle with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want Du to make Friends with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! Du still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if Du want to give me a Sekunde chance oder not. Starlight had to choose between Du and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...

As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and zitrone Heart. Offended Von Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make Friends on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his Mehr serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If Du upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....

EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I sagte no magic. Du were supposed to do it Von hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if Du hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make Mehr sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...