Hello and welcome to another edition of Nick Rants! This time we're going to be debunking points about Aquaman being useless! For once, this won't contain swearing! Yay!
#1 - "Talks to Fish"
No, Aquaman doesn't talk to fish. He controls fish. In Aquaman Vol 7 #1, he explains to some people in a restaurant that fishes brains are too primitive to hold a conversation, but Dolphins are another story.
#2 - "Weak compared to other heroes"
I'll just Liste off Aquaman's powers: Superhuman strength, A healing factor, Enhanced senses, Telepathy, Can long-distance jump, and being Bulletproof.
#3 - "Has nothing sad happen to him, unlike Batman"
Because losing your hand to a pool of piranhas (Aquaman Vol 5, #2) and your son dying Von the hands of your arch-nemesis (Adventure Comics #452) isn't sad. Sigh.
#4 - "Sucked in Super-Friends"
Everybody sucked at that time.
That's all folks!
#1 - "Talks to Fish"
No, Aquaman doesn't talk to fish. He controls fish. In Aquaman Vol 7 #1, he explains to some people in a restaurant that fishes brains are too primitive to hold a conversation, but Dolphins are another story.
#2 - "Weak compared to other heroes"
I'll just Liste off Aquaman's powers: Superhuman strength, A healing factor, Enhanced senses, Telepathy, Can long-distance jump, and being Bulletproof.
#3 - "Has nothing sad happen to him, unlike Batman"
Because losing your hand to a pool of piranhas (Aquaman Vol 5, #2) and your son dying Von the hands of your arch-nemesis (Adventure Comics #452) isn't sad. Sigh.
#4 - "Sucked in Super-Friends"
Everybody sucked at that time.
That's all folks!
