Sterling Marlin, and Jimmy Spencer were enjoying their ride on a Kawasaki motorcycle, but because of Jimmy's weight, the bike kept leaning backwards with the front wheel getting off the ground.
Jimmy: Will Du stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.
Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding Von a police pony, and were forced to pull over.
Police Pony: *Walks to Linda, and Lola's car*
Linda: *Gets out with Lola*
Police Pony: Good evening ma'am. I need to see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.
Lola: What's the charge handsome?
Police Pony: *Sweating* Speeding.
Linda: We're very sorry officer. *Gives the cop her info* We had to do our makeup, and we weren't paying attention.
Police Pony: We all make mistakes ma'am, but 120 miles an hour? Don't Du think that's a bit extreme?
Right after his sentence finished, several Mehr cars sped past. Their speeds were higher than that of the car he just pulled over.
Police Pony: What in the world was that?!
Linda: Looks like a race is going on.
Police Pony: *Returns everything to Linda* I can't get Du foxy ladies in trouble. Especially with everyone else going faster than you. Now drive safely, and remember to watch the signs.
Lola: You're a real gentleman.
The two mares drove away as the police pony turned around to drive elsewhere.
Linda: That went pretty well.
Further up the road, Donald was trying to follow Mick, and Doug in their Nascar Camareo.
Mick: I ain't doin' anythin' wrong, and this here commie wants us to pull over.
Doug: A Russian's pullin' us over?
Mick: It would appear to be so. *Takes down the window net* Good evening sir.
Donald: Pull your car over!
Mick: What in the hell for? We're followin' the speed limit.
Donald: You're one of those illegal racers taking part in the Cannonball Run!
Doug: What did he say?
Mick: He called us illegal. Now look here mister! We ain't the one's driving a Communist car from Communist Russia! If anypony's illegal, it's you!
Donald: This car's not Russian, it's Japanese!
Doug: Even worse.
Mick: Well let's see if Du can keep up loser! *Floors it*
Song (Start at 0:53): link
Donald: You!! Will not escape that easily.
Geena: Let it go Donald.
Donald: Du maybe my sister, but I will slap Du if Du don't shut up!!
Doug: Eeeh! He's flooring it like we are, but he can't catch up!
Mick: This is beautiful! *Laughing*
Doug: We probably should have put headlights on this thing though. I'm having a hard time seeing now with our faster speeds.
Mick: Well Du ain't the one drivin', so don't worry about it.
Doug: Fair point.
They ran through an intersection, and caused an SUV to spin out of control.
Donald: AAAH!!! *Crashes into the SUV*
Victor: *Driving the ambulance* Hey. JJ. Look at that.
JJ: Do Du think we'll find a victim in there?
Victor: We'll see. *Stops at the crash site*
Donald: Oh thank you. *Gets out of his car* I am so glad to see Du guys!
Victor: Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay down oder something. *Spots Geena* Hey, uh. Wasn't expecting to see Du here.
Geena: Will Du be taking me, and my brother to the hospital?
Victor: Yeah, oder course, get in at the back.
Donald: Can I go too? She's my sister.
Victor: Certainly. Just write down what Du did to cause this wreck. *Gives Donald a notepad, and pen*
Geena: *Opens the door, and sees the doctor*
An organ started playing for only five seconds. Geena was scared to see that the doctor was a cross-eyed stallion with a messy silver mane.
Geena: Y-y-you're a doctor?
Doctor: Nopony's died from my work yet.
JJ: Please get in. *Pulls Geena into the ambulance*
Victor: Perfect, now I'm gonna call the police, and come straight back to you. *Runs to the ambulance*
Instead of calling the police however, Victor instantly drove away.
Donald: Hey! Hey WAIT!! YOU'VE GOT MY SISTER!!!
Geena: *Watching Donald run after the ambulance* Hey, we're leaving my brother behind.
JJ: Who?
Geena: *Goes up to Victor* Excuse me. Du left my brother behind.
Victor: Who?
Geena: I think we oughta turn around, and pick him up.
Victor: No one cares, he's a bastard.
Geena: But, please-
Victor: Look lady, we need Du to be our patient so we can go to Los Angeles.
Geena: What are Du taking me to Los Angeles for?
Victor: To win a race. Du wanna do that, don't you? Du usually win money for it.
Geena: I'm Mehr interested in nature. Du know, like trees.
Victor: Yeah, yeah, we went over it back at Darien.
Geena: They are good for the environment. And it's lovely to hear all the birds that sit on the branches, and sing their songs. I even know a poem about trees.
Victor: Now I'll tell Du what's lovely. *Looks back* JJ! Take over with the Doc, and get up front!
2 B Continued
Jimmy: Will Du stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.
Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.
Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding Von a police pony, and were forced to pull over.
Police Pony: *Walks to Linda, and Lola's car*
Linda: *Gets out with Lola*
Police Pony: Good evening ma'am. I need to see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.
Lola: What's the charge handsome?
Police Pony: *Sweating* Speeding.
Linda: We're very sorry officer. *Gives the cop her info* We had to do our makeup, and we weren't paying attention.
Police Pony: We all make mistakes ma'am, but 120 miles an hour? Don't Du think that's a bit extreme?
Right after his sentence finished, several Mehr cars sped past. Their speeds were higher than that of the car he just pulled over.
Police Pony: What in the world was that?!
Linda: Looks like a race is going on.
Police Pony: *Returns everything to Linda* I can't get Du foxy ladies in trouble. Especially with everyone else going faster than you. Now drive safely, and remember to watch the signs.
Lola: You're a real gentleman.
The two mares drove away as the police pony turned around to drive elsewhere.
Linda: That went pretty well.
Further up the road, Donald was trying to follow Mick, and Doug in their Nascar Camareo.
Donald's Hudson Legend
Mick: I ain't doin' anythin' wrong, and this here commie wants us to pull over.
Doug: A Russian's pullin' us over?
Mick: It would appear to be so. *Takes down the window net* Good evening sir.
Donald: Pull your car over!
Mick: What in the hell for? We're followin' the speed limit.
Donald: You're one of those illegal racers taking part in the Cannonball Run!
Doug: What did he say?
Mick: He called us illegal. Now look here mister! We ain't the one's driving a Communist car from Communist Russia! If anypony's illegal, it's you!
Donald: This car's not Russian, it's Japanese!
Doug: Even worse.
Mick: Well let's see if Du can keep up loser! *Floors it*
Song (Start at 0:53): link
Donald: You!! Will not escape that easily.
Geena: Let it go Donald.
Donald: Du maybe my sister, but I will slap Du if Du don't shut up!!
Doug: Eeeh! He's flooring it like we are, but he can't catch up!
Mick: This is beautiful! *Laughing*
Doug: We probably should have put headlights on this thing though. I'm having a hard time seeing now with our faster speeds.
Mick: Well Du ain't the one drivin', so don't worry about it.
Doug: Fair point.
They ran through an intersection, and caused an SUV to spin out of control.
Donald: AAAH!!! *Crashes into the SUV*
Victor: *Driving the ambulance* Hey. JJ. Look at that.
JJ: Do Du think we'll find a victim in there?
Victor: We'll see. *Stops at the crash site*
Donald: Oh thank you. *Gets out of his car* I am so glad to see Du guys!
Victor: Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay down oder something. *Spots Geena* Hey, uh. Wasn't expecting to see Du here.
Geena: Will Du be taking me, and my brother to the hospital?
Victor: Yeah, oder course, get in at the back.
Donald: Can I go too? She's my sister.
Victor: Certainly. Just write down what Du did to cause this wreck. *Gives Donald a notepad, and pen*
Geena: *Opens the door, and sees the doctor*
An organ started playing for only five seconds. Geena was scared to see that the doctor was a cross-eyed stallion with a messy silver mane.
Geena: Y-y-you're a doctor?
Doctor: Nopony's died from my work yet.
JJ: Please get in. *Pulls Geena into the ambulance*
Victor: Perfect, now I'm gonna call the police, and come straight back to you. *Runs to the ambulance*
Instead of calling the police however, Victor instantly drove away.
Donald: Hey! Hey WAIT!! YOU'VE GOT MY SISTER!!!
Geena: *Watching Donald run after the ambulance* Hey, we're leaving my brother behind.
JJ: Who?
Geena: *Goes up to Victor* Excuse me. Du left my brother behind.
Victor: Who?
Geena: I think we oughta turn around, and pick him up.
Victor: No one cares, he's a bastard.
Geena: But, please-
Victor: Look lady, we need Du to be our patient so we can go to Los Angeles.
Geena: What are Du taking me to Los Angeles for?
Victor: To win a race. Du wanna do that, don't you? Du usually win money for it.
Geena: I'm Mehr interested in nature. Du know, like trees.
Victor: Yeah, yeah, we went over it back at Darien.
Geena: They are good for the environment. And it's lovely to hear all the birds that sit on the branches, and sing their songs. I even know a poem about trees.
Victor: Now I'll tell Du what's lovely. *Looks back* JJ! Take over with the Doc, and get up front!
2 B Continued
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail oder will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My herz is pure (her herz is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail oder will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My herz is pure (her herz is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
